Post-Merge Waifu Follow up - United at last!

[Hongourable Madisha]

Oh god. I haven't written an OC since I was 13, and now I have all these bratty edgy teenage kids in my house with vampire fangs and horns and too much eyeliner. They're calling me "mother dearest" and demanding I make them Findus crispy pancakes and potato waffles for tea.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Kumatora and I are in an open relationship, she fucks @Rotollo 2 on the side

I didnt ask for this tbh

 

[BritbungHole]

at last we have merged

 

[Ophelia]

No waifu, but Ganondorf showed up and killed my family. Fuck you, Chris.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Kumatora and I are in an open relationship, she fucks @Rotollo 2 on the sideView attachment 2448195
I didnt ask for this tbh

Look man, in a post merge world you gotta..... take what you can... get.... wait a minute am I getting deja vu?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Look man, in a post merge world you gotta..... take what you can... get.... wait a minute am I getting deja vu?

I just want my tomboy cuddles is that too much to ask-

goddamn it null fix your shit properly next time

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Belfast and I have moved into a lovely cottage in the country 132 mies outside of Cwcville. None of this could have been possible with out Chris.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Belfast and I have moved into a lovely cottage in the country 132 mies outside of Cwcville. None of this could have been possible with out Chris.
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How many mies across is the post-merge world? Is it infinite? What kind of transportation do you take to travel the 132 mies to the CWCville mall to get Fanta?

 

[Eggwhore]

Moltres pooped in my new house

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Moltres pooped in my new house

It's your own fault, Justin, that's how you imagined her.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

How many mies across is the post-merge world? Is it infinite? What kind of transportation do you take to travel the 132 mies to the CWCville mall to get Fanta?

We don't know yet Christine has sent out a survey group to measure the size of the new world. Belfast and I were cut off from the larger world after the merge. Luckily Angelica rosechu has been delivering supplies to those in positions like myself. She told us how far we are from Cwcvill which is now the center of the world. After she preformed a marriage ceremony for me and my true and honest sweetheart Belfast. she told us to enjoy our honeymoon while they see about getting the roads ready for travel as they had ben severely damaged in the merge. in the mean time Angelica and the nuns will be supplying us with food. she made sure the house is now in our name so no dang dirty trolls try and take it.

 

[TheRedRanger]

Well, things are getting stranger and stranger. We ended up finding an abandoned Buddhist temple, and I have to say, it's pretty nice, not to mention there's no rent to pay.
But something will always happen to make things awkward.
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She just came up to me out of nowhere and starts asking about my sex life. At first I thought she was just trying to come onto me, but she seemed more interested in whether or not I'm fucking my new waifu.
Turns out she's her half-sister (not sure if that makes it better or worse), and she's moved in with us.

How many sisters does this girl have?

So now my waifu's younger sister has turned up, and I don't think she likes me very much. Maybe it's just jealousy that I'm spending more time with her big sis.
It's not all bad though, she's some kind of tech genius, and she fixed the toaster, the TV and my bike. I mean they didn't need fixing, but still...

 

[Smash That Kike Button]

Antman crawled up my ass and is threatening to expand unless I admit to being a faggot. What do I do

 

[Rupin]

Antman crawled up my ass and is threatening to expand unless I admit to being a faggot. What do I do

you let him rip you, obviously. Everybody knows that’s the correct answer, duh…

 

[I am vomit]

Damn, you guys all got waifus and shit in the merge? I just got turned into a fucking nigger.

 

[Majorian]

I haven’t been turned into LCL yet and I don’t have my waifu Robin on my side, so I’m convinced that the merging of C-197 and Dimension #1218 was a ruse.

 

[Fapcop]

Hello fellow post-merge survivors!


Let me introduce myself! I’m an Irish Kiwi, and like many doubters and dang dirty trolls, I was convinced the merge isn’t happening.

Until the other day when I took a daytrip
away from Dublin AND SAW A REAL GOBLIN/GNOME!

I was in a city named Kildare, parked at the red lights when I turn my head and HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A real life troll/goblin/gnome sort of creature just waddling through the streets!

Creatures like this walking the streets?! Maybe the merge is happening!

I quickly parked the car to follow the pink haired gnome. Half expecting to see an elf or a dwarf next I decided to follow him out of curiosity.

Just like the goblins in fairy tales he was mumbling and singing to himself the entire way. His pace seemed determined, so obviously he had a couple of days at least to get used to this dimension.

I thought he might take me to a pot of gold or something, but instead the goblin stopped at a kindergarten, and stood for a long time staring at the kids from behind the fence. I found this slightly troubling, as he maybe was looking for a kid to eat

(again, not sure exactly what fairy tale he comes from, but you never know!)

I approached cautiously from behind, and in a loud voice called out “Goblin! Take me to your king or a pot of gold!”

He startled as if shot, turned around and narrowed his little, evil goblin eyes.

(Definetely not from a nice fairytale!)

AND STARTED SPEAKING!


I had trouble deciphering the nasally sing along (I guess the creature has only rudimentary understanding of our language this early into the merge.) But I understood a few words: “Special Needs” “Pony” and “diaper” “So I don’t!”

HOW DID THIS CREATURE KNOW WE WERE PLANNING TO TAKE OUR SPECIAL NEEDS DAUGHTER FOR A PONY RIDE THIS WEEKEND?!?

HOW DID IT KNOW I NEEDED TO GET DIAPERS ON THE WAY HOME?!!

Now I like to think of myself as a hardened Kiwi. But a mind reading goblin?! Merge confirmation?!?


I’m not proud of what I did next.


In a moment of panic, I grabbed a branch, whacked the creature in his thick, goblin skull, and turned around and RAN!

I can still hear his angry howl manic goblin curses behind me (“KAWAII” some sort of goblin language?) as I ran for dear life, hollering “THE MERGE IS REAL!” the entire way.

I’m at home recuperating, and can confirm that the merge happened, and apparently real goblins and trolls now roam the streets of Ireland.

Just my luck I didn’t get to meet one of the nice, treasure giving goblins.

Take care fellow Kiwis, and be careful! This shit is no joke!!

 

[Search]

All I got was this motherfucker at my door trying to get in.

Called animal control.