Post-Merge Waifu Follow up - United at last!

If the merge hasn't worked for some of you it's because you have to have fucked your mother first, AND she has to be conscious for it. Didn't figure this out myself until the doctor put mom on a new alzheimer's medication
 
Is it legal to fuck Wiz? Cause, y'know, lich and all that?
What wiz are we talking about here. Anime character, or the one from the michael jackson wizard of oz remake set in an urban styling?probably anime becaue lich or whatever liches are undead which isn't fully dead as undead which literally means not dead. It's like a dead where you aren't dead but are also on a level dead. un-dead removed dead. living but also dead. Unlss liches work differently in anime then yeah legal isn't really a thing you should be asking as theoretically if a skeleton was living you'd be able to fuck it if it was capable of fucking which is isn't cause its just bones. Asking if it's legal to fuck a lich is like saying "is it legal to fuck skeletor?" Shouldn't even be a question.
If the merge hasn't worked for some of you it's because you have to have fucked your mother first, AND she has to be conscious for it. Didn't figure this out myself until the doctor put mom on a new alzheimer's medication
This is FALSE and DISHONEST and you are a fucking incest fetishist gone rouge.

My waifu did not show however batman refuses to leave my garage. How do I get him out? He won't let me park my car.
Is he just standing there or is his car in your garage? throw salt at him or some shit like that if it's just him. might be a demon pretending to be batman.
 
My waifu Liru has finally shown up, but for some reason she refuses to transform out of her wolf form. Must be a little shy.

Oh well, we have been having sex every three nights, as the priestess ordained.
 
What wiz are we talking about here. Anime character, or the one from the michael jackson wizard of oz remake set in an urban styling?probably anime becaue lich or whatever liches are undead which isn't fully dead as undead which literally means not dead. It's like a dead where you aren't dead but are also on a level dead. un-dead removed dead. living but also dead. Unlss liches work differently in anime then yeah legal isn't really a thing you should be asking as theoretically if a skeleton was living you'd be able to fuck it if it was capable of fucking which is isn't cause its just bones. Asking if it's legal to fuck a lich is like saying "is it legal to fuck skeletor?" Shouldn't even be a question.

This is FALSE and DISHONEST and you are a fucking incest fetishist gone rouge.


Is he just standing there or is his car in your garage? throw salt at him or some shit like that if it's just him. might be a demon pretending to be batman.
The one with massive titties from Konosuba
 
That's a cool journal. You should write your name in it so no one else takes it.
great idea, let me just jot that down
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I've finally fucked all the backtalk/feminist nonsense babble out of Xena Warrior Princess and she is making me a sammich right this moment.

Haven't decided who's next.
 
My waifu Komori will never come true, I just have to accept I wasn't good enough for the merge.

I'm ready for toasterchu to meet the tubachu
 
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My previous owlet Octavia Is still in hell while I'm among the living. But I cannot tempt fate to cast me down there by 41%ing my self. who knows what'll happen I'll be kept away from her in the forest for suicides or the violent to themselves.

Sweet lovely death of I have one request when you come for me...I don't ask for it to be quick or painless just let me see her again
 
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