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update: just beat the shit out of cap'n cuttlefish. maybe the merge isn't all that bad
Post-Merge Waifu Follow up - United at last!
- Thread starter Lee Crabb
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🚨 Networking issue that cannot be addressed until later today.
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- Dec 29, 2015
Sorry, merge what now? My goddess is waiting for me outside. Later, faggots...
Update: Had to look down to find her. Fuck.
Update: Had to look down to find her. Fuck.
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- Jan 17, 2017
Well, damn. The merge happened and all I got was Hank Hill showing up on my porch and yelling BWAAAAAHHH! What a dud.
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- Nov 7, 2014
Waited all night with my bare ass hanging out the window until someone I'm going to assume was Negan put their finger inside me. Thanks, Chris!
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- Jul 31, 2021
ive been vored by klan klang im posting from her giant meltrandi belly uwu
tysm chris-chan
tysm chris-chan
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- Apr 26, 2017
Dunno if merge related but this weird creature showed up, some kind of 2 feet tall bipedal white bat with huge tits. The god damn creture was trying to steal my bronze doorknob! I chased it out with the 12 gauge.
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- Jun 21, 2021
Isabelle from Animal Crossing has been chilling at my house. Right now she is sipping a hot cocoa I made her, sitting on the couch by the fire. I’m just about to log off and sit with her now. I’ve been keeping her comfortable and protecting her from deranged furries like Louis Herz, after he was caught in the Bella thread ogling at pictures of her online.
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Manticucc
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- Feb 11, 2021
This Merge is so Gay and Autistic it gave me AIDS.
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- Jun 4, 2015
I think the spanish call that one "el duende". If you got any livestock watch the fuck out for mysterious disembowlings. Or was that only el chupacabra? Fucking doorknob licking freaks. If that's your "merge assigned gf" you are FUCKED. Leave salt or some shit around the door. Whatever the fuck they do in movies to keep demons out will probably work.
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRY HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH TEMPORAL ANOMALIES PEOPLE. THIS MAN STUCK HIS DICK IN THE RIFT.
Please, for the love of god, don't molest the merge!
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- Aug 23, 2019
I'm still waiting my big nosed homie Gremblo to suck my dick real quick.
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- Aug 5, 2019
Waiting for Maetel to give me a ticket for the Galaxy Express 999, v disappointed that I have yet to receive it.
I'm starting to think she ghosted me.
I'm starting to think she ghosted me.
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- Jul 30, 2021
"Even in Chris' desired dimension, I'm still alone."
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- Feb 11, 2017
I'm still cold and shivering, not inside of the confines of Hagrid's enormous fuckin' shit encrusted cock despite being a fat fuck! 
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- Jun 21, 2021
TheRedRanger
kiwifarms.net
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- Feb 7, 2013
Well, things are getting stranger and stranger. We ended up finding an abandoned Buddhist temple, and I have to say, it's pretty nice, not to mention there's no rent to pay.
But something will always happen to make things awkward.
She just came up to me out of nowhere and starts asking about my sex life. At first I thought she was just trying to come onto me, but she seemed more interested in whether or not I'm fucking my new waifu.
Turns out she's her half-sister (not sure if that makes it better or worse), and she's moved in with us.
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- May 5, 2020
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- Jun 10, 2021
my wife Rei Ayanami is just standing there, she won't speak and only responds to commands with a yes or no. What the fuck chris why did you send me the defect?
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Agent Mai is helping me raise my social credit score! 
