Post-Merge Waifu Follow up - United at last!

[SkiHawk]

Kyoko has gotten comfortable with my place, but I need to get groceries like twice as more often, so there's that

 

[Cold Root Beer]

I've been fingering my mom all night, and Maho Nishizumi still ain't showed up yet, idk. Did I miss a step?

 

[kingaeiou]

your mom stepped foot on my doorstep today too

 

[Zebedee]

neck yourself, fag

Whats worse is that I now have a fat Italian plumber outside my house who claims he’s my ‘husbando’ and won’t leave me alone.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You guys got your waifus? Aw man, all I got from the merge was a rock.

 

[rawhide_k]

fuck you. i want my money back.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

bro I just want my anime feet grill

 

[The Lizard Queen]

A 27 dicked rainbow fox avatar has escaped from the comic shop nearby and has broken into my living room and is banging on my door, please send help!

 

[Alexander Hamilton]

Laurens, Angelica, and Eliza all appear to be still dead.

 

[Who Now]

Something in the Merge went wrong and Chris' new waifu is actually Chantal bringing him Twisty Misty's and offering to starfish on his jail bunk

 

[Eichsterd123]

Yeah, it's kinda fucked up here. No waifus came into our dimension here, but a bunch of the elves from Lord of the Rings along with Pelinal Whitestrake from Elder Scrolls.

Thank god I've been playing Viscera Cleanup Detail a fair bit recently and have a good furnace.

i agree. those faggoty ass elves have been callin ppl gay in elvish and starting fights with the homeless

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Husbando manifested but promptly told me that he’d rather keep me as a C-support. Fuck.

 

[Big Ruski]

There's a fucking dragon in my backyard.

Thanks Griffith Chris Chan.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Turns out, the merge was all about the friends we made along the way

Now give me a hug

 

[A Grey Cat]

Muffet? Isabelle? Is that really you? Mhhhh 8m coming home girls

 

[BingBong]

I can't wait to finally meet Patrick Bateman Wearing Cat Ear Headphones

 

[Apis mellifera]

>tfw your cat-sized pet bee hasn't shown up yet.

:'[

 

[TheRedRanger]

Shit got weird today. I went to call work to double-check my schedule for next week, and accidentally got through to something called the 'Goddess Helpline'.
Next thing I know, this woman appears out of the mirror on my wall.

Anyway, no girls allowed in my dorm, so now we've gotta find a new place.

 

[Spergichu]

The Merge has made all my waifus 3DPD, so naturally I am now repulsed by them. Thanks a lot Chris.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

psycho mantis called me a degenerate and told me to kill myself