Post-Mortem of File System Compromise on April 30th, 2023

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Found a pic of the Hacker (ethan ralph on the right)

 

[rodentia]

based josh as usual and based 14 year old kurdish kid lmao, hes going places in life. that place may at some point be prison but either way it ends with being a highly paid security consultant.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

We're not entrusting him with our government ID's and banking details.

…You’re not? I thought everybody included a picture of their drivers license alongside the mandatory registration feet picture

 

[BoJack Horseman]

he wants me to clarify that he's Kurdish, not Turkish.

Looks like Kero the Wolf wasn't lying after all. The Iranian superhackers are real!

 

[Haramburger]

To clarify, I absolutely would not pay blackmail. My intentions are purely to encourage this guy to not fuck his life up. Between 12:47pm and 4:17pm, we talked a bit, and I feel he's got a rigid sense of morality that aligns closely with my own and I want him to stick with that.

What a relief, he didn't want Trans Rights, he just wanted a fren

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

keep denying that kurds exist. the only people who care about being called kurdish live in the usa

What about the Kurds who helped Trump in dealing with ISIS to get their own piece of land and got assraped by him instead?

 

[Russell Coight]

What about the Kurds who helped Trump in dealing with ISIS to get their own piece of land and got assraped by him instead?

Fuck all those sandniggers

 

[ElAbominacion]

I cannot believe that someone messed with the site without some ulterior motive of hating it's existence, but simply because he did it for fun.

Kid is based too. Trollface calling card? Awesome

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Wholesome as fuck @Null

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

No better time to get a good VPN, use Tor, change your password, and make sure if you sign up to use an alt email + a username you've never used anywhere else.
Never know who might get access to your IP, email addy, personal details, etc.
Also don't click weird links or download gayware files without checking them.

 

[Lawltism]

PET THE NULL for doing a good job
View attachment 5101722

10/10 would let him watch my plants for me

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No better time to get a good VPN, use Tor, change your password, and make sure if you sign up to use an alt email + a username you've never used anywhere else.
Never know who might get access to your IP, email addy, personal details, etc.
Also don't click weird links or download gayware files without checking them.

you should treat EVERY site this way, but it's not reasonable to do it to ALL

but especially KF you should treat like the first amendment will be repealed tomorrow and null forced to dox everyone on his site the same day

you want him to have to say 'they're all on VPNs and TOR and they all signed up with the same email address, biden@whitehouse.gov"

 

[Wodanaz]

there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

 

[Richard Cheese]

I hope this is the beginning of a wholesome arc where Null takes this lil hacker under his wing and together they defeat the troon menace once and for all.

Null's not a stepdad, he's a dad who stepped up.

 

[Strong Tomato]

aww how sweet
we love you, null uwu

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

This is going in my copypasta collection

 

[Homer Simpson]

I opted to give the attacker 5 XMR. I did not pay him for information.

To clarify, I absolutely would not pay blackmail. My intentions are purely to encourage this guy to not fuck his life up.

Based and red pilled.

 

[caccoooo bird]

I opted to give the attacker 5 XMR. I did not pay him for information. He's a 17-year-old Turkish 14-year-old Kurdish (self-declared) kid and I wanted to encourage him to pursue cybersecurity for profit. He also could have potentially done a lot more damage if he was really trying to be malicious, so I'm grateful for that.

To clarify, I absolutely would not pay blackmail. My intentions are purely to encourage this guy to not fuck his life up. Between 12:47pm and 4:17pm, we talked a bit, and I feel he's got a rigid sense of morality that aligns closely with my own and I want him to stick with that.

To be honest, Null could've fucked this kid's life up. He had a public Discord account and I bet he used his real IP to connect to KF. I'm not a legal expert, but Turkey does have laws against cybercrime. And because several files have been altered, even a prison sentence could've been on the table.

Thankfully, this kid choose the right website to mess with and everyone won. But imagine if he messed with some other forum and the tranny-jannies got mad. Or even worse, some news publication or journalist's personal site or blog.

 

[NotTrollSEC]

5 XMR to a Turk in this economy is a gold mine.

Yep.

 

[NotTrollSEC]

root@interwebz: kill -9 the_internet
kill: Killed process "the_internet"

root@trollsec~: sudo pkill -9 -f the_internet
[1] 5941 Killed
root@trollsec~:

uhm actually its pkill!!