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herion time?

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  • no......,,, meth time

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Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.

This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.

I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
 
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MadDamon said:
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34220603
Translation of the title: Dragging Rape! Senpai Rat becoming a lusty beast!
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from what i know, thats from a series called beast senior, based on a gay porno where a high school senior drugs his classmate's drink while they're sunbathing, resting from practice, then proceeds to rape him, loosely related to the pantsu wrestling series, comparisons could be made to the steve rambo movies

translated to english

 
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"MY PENIS IS ERECT WITH THE SCENT OF BUTTSEX!" Sportacus yelled. "Um... yeah," Robbie said. "Just shove it in there. There's plenty of room. I'm used to this. I do it all the time with Mayor Meanswell." "Okay. I need to take my clothes off." "Yeah, right." Robbie rolled his eyes. He moved back towards Sportacus and began to pull the superhero's pants down. "DAMN!" He yelped when he saw Sportacus' huge package. "Uh, sorry." "Lay down." Sportacus commanded sweetly. Robbie anxiously reclined his fuzzy orange chair and as he was laying himself down on it caught a glimpse of Sportacus lowering his blue superhero boxers revealing his massive erect penis. The naked hero, aside from his hat and goggles, lowered his body gently on top of Robbie. Robbie could feel more than the hard shaft of Sportacus' penis. He could feel the heat from his body as well as his moist soft lips all over his skin. Sportacus started gently kissing Robbie's shoulder. These kisses slowly turned into nibbles and licks as he worked his way up towards Robbie's ear. "Are you sure you want me to do this?" Sportacus questioned delicately. "Yes," Robbie reassured the man who was currently on top of him, "this is what I've wanted for the longest time." Given the go-ahead, Sportacus slowly entered Robbie. He winced with a mixture of pain and pleasure as the tip and shaft of the man's penis entered his body. He arched his back slightly, unused to the object that was now pumping deeply in and out of him. Robbie turned around to kiss the man who was currently holding onto his waist and thrusting his penis deeper and deeper inside of him. He pressed his lips firmly against his lovers' and used his lips to pry Sportacus' apart. He lovingly put his tongue into his mouth and still tasted his own cum in the man's mouth. As Sportacus kissed him back just as hard, Robbie loved the taste, the feeling, and everything about this moment.
 
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