Post the funniest Random.txt.

[Radola Gajda]

”he didn't want his parents to know I will still around because his mom had read the kiwi farms thread about me”

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

“Judge Pussy Liquor is a bit of a cutie ”

 

[the rat]

Dynastia was last seen: Viewing thread Which LOLCow would make the best sex slave?, A moment ago

“awesome jerking off love your butt, BUT it didn't look clean enough and may not be smoothe enough but sexy none the less loved the vid of yu flabby bely and th brest like packs mm. soo god that cok i'd love o suck“

 

[AnsemSoD1]

“Lecturer fucking treated me like I am special needs, not once but TWICE in this lecture. You shall be hearing from my mother later.“

 

[MrTroll]

"Ugh my vagoominah hurts."

It's funny but also relatable because my vagoominah also hurts.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

”sounds like a garbage website I wouldn't go to”

 

[Testacles Maximus]

they doxed my grandma

 

[AnsemSoD1]

“I'm not saying you can't use Linux, I'm just saying you can't be within 50 feet of a minor.”

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

"You can kiss the vagina of my soul"

 

[AnsemSoD1]

“that video where he and shaun_jen make fun of DSP was really fucking ableist with this "look at how this person can't function as a human being" undertones that gave me traumatic flashbacks of the SA anime board.“

 

[JesusChristDenton]

"But then the United Nations conference on cyberbullying happened"

 

[AnsemSoD1]

“I can personally guarantee I am horse cum free“

 

[The Last H3ro]

Many of the Putinbots on twitter use code words to identify each other. If someone mentions "chicken tendies" they're likely a Russian bot.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

“she does not like beastiality. We have had extensive conversations about the harm of it”

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I can't remember the exact quote, but the one where someone realizes the random.txt quotes actually come from shit said by the intellectual giants on KF and not from random turds on the internet

The slow self-realization always makes me giggle like the retard I am

 

[AnsemSoD1]

♪ CHING CHONG CHING CHONG ♪
♪ LING LING LING ♪

 

[invisibult plus+]

“But sick fucks messed with the wrong fucking deer”

”How do you do a triangle fill? It's fuckin' algebra, little nigger!”

“I'm not going to have a battle of wits in the comments section of YouTube with someone who showed up unarmed.”

”I am not beta. I am the alpha male who dares to be himself.”

 

[AnsemSoD1]

”The people on Stormfront are of far higher quality than the sociopathic garbage here, intellectually and morally.”

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

“DSP is the largest autism magnet in recorded history”

 

[Sundae]

”Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant.”