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”i'm going to dox all of them and beat all of them with a rubber hose”
 
”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”
 
”Dynastia has been organising the sending of penis photos to women for harassment purposes on a near industrial scale.”
 
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”A superior community to discuss lolcows and drama. It's not run by an international fugitive that jerks off to gay child pornography.”
 
”I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon while staring him in the eyes”

WE CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF!!!
 
”I am well aware it's wrong to bite kids, which is why I have truthfully not done it in decades, since my own childhood (if even then).”
 
"I won't respond to questions about KiwiFarms. KF is a terrorist website."
 
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