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[Chao Garden]

”The Internet sleuths at the site Kiwi Farms ...”

 

[stares at error messages]

”Being a kiwifarmer should be an instant death sentence”

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

”No, I don't play video games, video games are for babies and fucking loser nerds”

 

[Soycast Guy]

”Very quickly my Pokemon catching dreams were obliterated by the unfortunate reality that exist for a Black Man in America. I realized that if I keep playing this game, it could literally kill me.”

 

[Sundae]

"Home of the Xbox International Fanclub"

 

[Where's Waldo?]

Dynastia was last seen: Viewing thread Which LOLCow would make the best sex slave?, A moment ago​

 

[DJ Grelle]

Actually pretty insightful.

 

[Overcast]

"It wasn't suicide. It was Kiwi Farms."

 

[Soycast Guy]

”In this material the Claimant is accused of being a “KNOWN CHILD MOLESTOR”. It is said that “…his salivating lust for young ass is apparent”.”

 

[Autistic Joe]

”Before I left I was working on a story about a fluffy pony who assassinates Kim Jong-Un.”

 

[Jason Wynn]

“trolling doesn't really hurt lolcows. they get angry but they pick up the pieces from their anger. the wrong pronouns are basically telling trans that their identity is not valid.”

Words of wisdom, Lloyd my man. Words. Of. Wisdom.

 

[Soycast Guy]

”He's broken the laws of physics by how pathetic he is.”

 

[CumDumpster]

”DONT PLAY DUMB”

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

”DONT PLAY DUMB”

 

[Autistic Joe]

”There's a lot more dicks than I thought there would be.”

 

[Dysnomia]

“Please pray for my fupa.”

 

[Maurice Caine]

“185. The only good character in all of gook entertainment is Android 18. Besides her all of anime is useless chink propoganda. I regret that my aprents let me watch captain planet (cosmopolitan bullshit) and sailor moon (ching chong horseshit).”

Wasn't this from that crazy nigger that wrote a manifesto or something?

 

[WolfeTone]

”Mm, yeah.”

 

[Troonologist PhD]

“God, you fucking dullards. You khaki clad chads.“

 

[Zirnwyb]

”I don't believe I've ever posted about my anus but I could be wrong. I do drink.”