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“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
 
”I draw the line at encouraging people to act more like the insane doxxing website full of complete fucking nutjobs who have made it their job to obsess about the personal lives of other people.”

...very timely, considering the recent drama
 
“Yes, we had sex. I never even came though, nor was I hard at all, lmao. She was crying through the whole thing it was awful.”
 
“kiwifarms is better than any television intertainment. where else will i see komaeda/tate langdon kins fake being intersex and threaten to kill their girlfriend in her sleep?“
 
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”Ive been convicted of cyberstalking and harassment before, i know exactly what line you have to cross..."
What serendipity.
 
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”I think I just killed Chris Chandler, gamers, I'm sorry!”
 
“I have a theory. Fried chicken makes people violent.”
 
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“When i cough, I have to clench hard to keep from losing a squirt because of the damage to my plumbing”
 
“100. Defendant Kokkinos has personally posted to Kiwi Farms, and contributed to the harassment against Plaintiff's there.”
 
”shut the fuck up i genuinely despise you, i hope you die of aids get the fuck out of my dm's you will never see my feet i hope you choke to death on your own blood you miserable faggot”
 
“Refer to my Social Security Disability benefits as a Battleship (and not a Tugboat)“
 
”Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others.”
 
“I've learned that you cannot hide your faggotry from the internet and KF is an expert site at digging up your shit so it's better to take it now then when it's a lunch money at your door calling you a dumb cunt along the way (:_(”
 
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