Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Absolutego]

"it's internet poetry, fuck off"

 

[Catter]

“boo hoo hoo my mom and dad were right about sodomy boo hoo hoo”

 

[Super Malario]

“I shouldn't of went on kiwifarms”

 

[Tablet County]

”This was a pretty big error on my part.”

 

[Skink Vendor]

”above and beyond normal punishment”

 

[Maxwell Carter]

 

[Dancing Robot Monkey]

“He acts like the trolls are actually trying to steal his toilet's identity.”

 

[Chainsaw Man]

“DO NOT QUOTE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT“

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

”TICK TOCK TICK TOCK”

 

[Anonitolia]

what could it mean

 

[Schauma mal]

”im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs.”

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

”I AM the Second Coming of the Christ and I often get confused.”

 

[Arrival]

”Down syndrome isn't a gender."

 

[gorgoroth7134]

“I have a theory. Fried chicken makes people violent.”

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

“Yes, we had sex. I never even came though, nor was I hard at all, lmao. She was crying through the whole thing it was awful.”

 

[Can of Spam]

”if nigge.rs was available we'd totally be nigge.rs tomorrow and nobody would have any say in it”

 

[Stalker Cell]

”We should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.”

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

“you of all people should know how many people want to fuck horses.”

 

[Arrival]

”listen, null. trolling and calling someone a wrong pronoun are different things.”

 

[Skink Vendor]

“ARE YOU ADDING TO MY BURDEN?“