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”Um, who borrowed a pair of my panties withoot asking, crapped in them and returned them? I might still wear them if it was someone cool.”
 
"Why does Carson have 107 hours in a text-based game about a Hungarian 14-year-old girl being raped and impregnated?"

What the fuck is the context?
 
”It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day.”
Hits very different if you are in Los Angeles today.
 
”#Kiwifarms is the largest conglomerate of retarded uneducated aborted children ever to sign up on social media.
(Put that on the tag, #Null)”
 
I discovered the miracle of drawing while masturbating.
I drew, masturbated, drew, masturbated over and over again.
However, I also realized that this was inefficient.
Most of all, my son can't hold it. His skin is screaming. It hurts.
 
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