Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Equivocal_Iki]

"Yeah [the Kiwi Farms is] so far right that right wingers had to run away and hide in a hugbox because they were afraid of meanrates from some dude with a Hulk Hogan avatar."

 

[Twatette]

”I cried at DisneyLand. I can't even masturbate anymore.”

 

[Sir Bartleby Montclair]

Why does Carson have 107 hours in a text-based game about a Hungarian 14-year-old girl being raped and impregnated?

 

[GigaKike]

"I googled it and found hentai."

 

[An automatic clown]

”So he's into weird, depraved shit. That's pretty much half our userbase. Where is the funny stuff?”

 

[Gravemind]

“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do."

 

[LateralusJambi]

“Every time I consider doing some furry porn and sharing it out someone reminds me that Kiwi Farms exists.”

 

[Sabrina]

"I've had sex with a couple of dolls"

 

[spicweeb]

”he has a tiny, wlanut-sized left ball. normal dick. not packing.”

 

[Schauma mal]

“My holly jolly popcorn is being feasted upon lately, haha!”

 

[Neko GF]

”Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others.”

 

[skxllfxcker]

”i love how babbies grunt when they poop its super cute idk y”

 

[Grub]

”The people on Stormfront are of far higher quality than the sociopathic garbage here, intellectually and morally.”

 

[Feline Supremacist]

”Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents?”

 

[Autistic Joe]

“I can personally guarantee I am horse cum free“

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

”YOU LOST JOSHUA MOON, YOU FAILED JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE DUMB JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE A FAILURE JOSHUA MOON”

 

[Porque no los dos?]

”WORLD-WIDE OPEN SECRET, SOLELY MR. DEC HAROLDS THE ONLY TRUE GOD IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!”

 

[OG MATIboy]

“Doxxing is psychological terrorism.”

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

”I just hope methed up samurai will be okay”

 

[Twatette]

”I am a dangerous lunatic who should be monitored at all times for the safety of everyone around me.”