Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Cilleystring]

“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”

This is the one that was just on my screen that i went to post here. Anyone know where this is from?

 

[LateralusJambi]

”There's a snake in his boot. And by "a snake" I mean "shit". And by "boot" I mean "post".”

This is the one that was just on my screen that i went to post here. Anyone know where this is from?

Spoiler: Offtopic

I think it's from Terry Andrew Davis.

 

[skxllfxcker]

”i am unfortunately still alive”
me too bro

 

[A Grey Cat]

Looking to buy all of Bob's clothes.

 

[Ghoulie]

”Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!”

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

“Jail of Fail”

 

[The Cunting Death]

”This site is on a doxxing rampage so we don't want to draw attention to them.”

 

[LateralusJambi]

”we have an Italian OP telling us about an all Asian film crew interviewing an autistic tranny. Say what you want about this part of the internet but its damn diverse.”

 

[Cats]

Hand given

 

[Ass Sniffer]

”FUCKING KIWIFARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

[Pluto Nash]

”what the hell is kiwifarms and why these ppl so disrespect”

 

[TiggerNits]

This thread doesn't even need to exist, nigga. Just press F5, fuck

 

[Troonologist PhD]

“Brianna Wu, ... an expert in being harassed online, told me she "absolutely" has experienced the wrath of the MuskBros.“

 

[LateralusJambi]

”kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello”

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"i fear for my life every day because trump won't give me money for me to waste on striped socks, used panties and a webcam to show the world how girly i am”

 

[He's Ronald McDonald]

”my cancer hospital blocked the Farms on wifi”

 

[Troonologist PhD]

”Um, who borrowed a pair of my panties withoot asking, crapped in them and returned them? I might still wear them if it was someone cool.”

 

[Herty]

“i dont even know whats going on
“i was just looking at boy tits“

 

[Troonologist PhD]

"I apologize to coprophiliacs."

 

[MugolEx]

Please Stop Using Windows...​