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”ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI”
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”Who hasn't had a fail?!”
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“A lot of men like a 'girly girly', but I poop a lot.”
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”They made up a lot of shit about a friend of mine and they photoshopped pictures of him to look like he was wearing a diaper.”
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”Before I left I was working on a story about a fluffy pony who assassinates Kim Jong-Un.”
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”I am the best programmer on Earth. Chosen by God.”
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“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
 
”I'm the kind of guy who walks around my college campus, discussing grisly crime scene details into an RCA handheld voice recorder.”
 
”but then that United Nations conference on cyberbullying happened”
 
Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary“
 
”I’d just like to say I’m not an attention whore because I’m trans, I’m an attention whore because I’m a woman.”
 
"You're acting suspiciously and have outright admitted to being both a Juggalo AND a furry. Your outlook is bleak."
 
”Do not say that SpongeBob SquarePants is dead or you will be yelled at, on the internet and in real life.”
 
”Over the past several months, I have been seeing a therapist and not posting on Kiwi Farms as much anymore.”
 
“No, child. I did not. No, child, it is not. No, child, I did not. And no child, I did not.”
 
”The stupid bitch can't even set the house on fire. She cant even do that right.”
 
”Do not say that SpongeBob SquarePants is dead or you will be yelled at, on the internet and in real life.”
 
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