Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[KittyGremlin]

“Praise Cobra's Magic!”

Praise it indeed.

 

[Gravemind]

”plant your seed in my greasy pussy”

Whatever you say, boss.

 

[Markass the Worst]

”Yeah I truecrypt all my Chris content and only go to the CWCki via tor”

Oh how times have changed... we are tor only atm

 

[Gravemind]

“I am Very Influential; look me up.“

 

[Markass the Worst]

“I'd say Kiwi Farms is pretty deep web.”

Ironic since we're tor only at the moment.

 

[Gravemind]

”This isn't autism, this is a way of life.”

 

[Sundae]

”ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

”You have to be borderline exceptional to post on the CWCki forums”

 

[Laburnum]

”I am well aware it's wrong to bite kids, which is why I have truthfully not done it in decades, since my own childhood (if even then).”

 

[Sundae]

"At least we tried!"

 

[Autistic Joe]

”You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!”

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

”Due to the high metabolic nature of autism you will be immune to poison.”

 

[The Backwards Man]

”YOU LOST JOSHUA MOON, YOU FAILED JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE DUMB JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE A FAILURE JOSHUA MOON”

 

[Mad At The Intranet]

"Why doesn't Null just ban me? I wouldn't be able to come back, and therefore, you have no content, and the thread would die."

I forgot who the original quote was by so I looked it up and found this thread.

 

[XANA]

“That is, unfortunately, a Hitler quote.”

 

[Autistic Joe]

"THE COURT: I'm not sure what's wrong with corn."

 

[mannic]

"Over the past several months, I have been seeing a therapist and not posting on Kiwi Farms as much anymore."

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

”they coerced kit into posting a picture of kits genitalia and scrutinised kits selfies and nudes constantly for a long time all to try and disprove kit being tranny.”

 

[Roast]

“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”