Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[米津玄師]

“I am incredibly mentally ill and a danger to society”

 

[Schauma mal]

”Did you not know that I've successfully rendered my dick dysfunctional with imported irreversible antiandrogens?”

 

[Electric Pence]

”If I caught this house on fire I'd probably raise the property values.”

 

[Skink Vendor]

“boo hoo hoo my mom and dad were right about sodomy boo hoo hoo”

 

[GaryGray]

“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”

 

[I'm a Silly]

“I'mma put this dog on the net as a baby-raper too.”
Dog barks at him.
“You fuckin' baby-raper!”

It's going to be a good day.

 

[Talibama]

“it was at the dog's insistence, not at all for my pleasure”

 

[Mac Monster]

”i might be in an asylum”

 

[stupid fufu]

”You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!”

 

[Skink Vendor]

A whole block of cheese.

 

[The Decimator]

”I think I just killed Chris Chandler, gamers, I'm sorry!”

 

[Buck Breaker]

”STOP TAKING ME OUT OF CONTEXT”

 

[The Decimator]

“virtual zoo on unconsenting disabled folks“

 

[Buck Breaker]

“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”

 

[The Decimator]

”Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others.”

 

[w1tchbastard]

”one time i gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so i could buy yugioh cards”
I don't know the context and I doubt I'd want to

 

[Skink Vendor]

”one time i gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so i could buy yugioh cards”
I don't know the context and I doubt I'd want to

”It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day.”

 

[Stoner Miko]

”IM BLOCKING YOU!!! BYE BACK STABBER!”

 

[Hellwalker]

”Stop realising personal info on kiwifar and tell your friends to back off,I will no hesitate to involve the police!”

 

[Laburnum]

”Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!”