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”So he's into weird, depraved shit. That's pretty much half our userbase. Where is the funny stuff?”
 
”Null's paedophilia has been well documented by Encyclopaedia Dramatica”
- gunt,probably
 
”Elliot Rodger was right.”

Huh. Well alright then.
 
All lolcow threads will be placed on archival-quality tape backup and stored in a temperature-controlled vault,for millennia to come
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And some of you guys were worried.
 
”Here I was just minding my own business enjoying my 2nd amendment rights, and you fuckers had to flip out on me.”
 
”prepare to be entertained, but also to be offended.”
 
Ilackcreativity said:
”@sonic_hedgehog kind of uncool to fall back on memes that mock tranny people and feminism. what would eggman think?”
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Eggman is 'Nam-gay! His rose still smells sweet as a gay. Shakespeare said it. - reference to a Chris video where he calls Eggman his name backwards - NAMGEE
 
”Everyone MASS report to the FBI all the Cyber Bullying that Kiwi Farm”
Kind if topical since the gunt is going to go to the feds because of the farms
 
“When i cough, I have to clench hard to keep from losing a squirt because of the damage to my plumbing”
 
”You're acting suspiciously and have outright admitted to being both a Juggalo AND a furry. Your outlook is bleak.”
 
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