Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

“MY MOM MAKES BAD PUSSY DECISIONS”

 

[Celebrate Nite]

”So he's into weird, depraved shit. That's pretty much half our userbase. Where is the funny stuff?”

 

[Marnie]

“kiwifarms users are like the jews of the internet.”

 

[Blackhole]

”Null's paedophilia has been well documented by Encyclopaedia Dramatica”
- gunt,probably

 

[Catnana]

”Elliot Rodger was right.”

Huh. Well alright then.

 

[Gravemind]

All lolcow threads will be placed on archival-quality tape backup and stored in a temperature-controlled vault,for millennia to come

And some of you guys were worried.

 

[Walmart Kart]

”Here I was just minding my own business enjoying my 2nd amendment rights, and you fuckers had to flip out on me.”

 

[Twatette]

“I'm getting weird results for the phrase 'raped dog'“

 

[XANA]

”prepare to be entertained, but also to be offended.”

 

[Schauma mal]

”igor, never go to kiwifarms.net it's worse than 4chan”

 

[mantan]

”if nigge.rs was available we'd totally be nigge.rs tomorrow and nobody would have any say in it”

 

[BaconWhorehees]

”@sonic_hedgehog kind of uncool to fall back on memes that mock tranny people and feminism. what would eggman think?”

Eggman is 'Nam-gay! His rose still smells sweet as a gay. Shakespeare said it. - reference to a Chris video where he calls Eggman his name backwards - NAMGEE

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

This was a pretty big error on my part.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

”Everyone MASS report to the FBI all the Cyber Bullying that Kiwi Farm”
Kind if topical since the gunt is going to go to the feds because of the farms

 

[Euler's identity]

"I am off my meds and I am online!"

My favourite. Always makes me smile.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

”whorephobic”

 

[marisa #]

“When i cough, I have to clench hard to keep from losing a squirt because of the damage to my plumbing”

 

[Kiwi Nuggets]

”You're acting suspiciously and have outright admitted to being both a Juggalo AND a furry. Your outlook is bleak.”

 

[Figger Naggot]

”ITS A ZEBRA NOT A ZEDBRA JUST LIKE ITS A ZOO NOT A ZEDOO YOU DUMB UK MORON FAGGOT”

 

[Internet Explorer]

"I learned my penis was given to a lab"