Post your run ins with federal agencies without powerleveling too much

you're just mad that you're not in the spotlight for once
>ur jealous face it bro; you want the attention I am getting

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A guy up the road from me got V&, there were alphabet jackets all over the place. I saw this one guy who I assumed was just observing so I walked up and asked what was up, what all had happened, the usual things. We sat there talking for a bit, talking about the one hot FBI woman bringing stuff out from the guy's property, cars, crazies, that sort of stuff. An obvious glownigger comes up and asks the dude if I had any useful info, then it dawned on me. It blew my mind that some feds are just regular dudes. Especially when after the obvious glownigger left, dude said "Can you stay here and talk a bit more? I don't wanna go haul shit out of this guy's boom shed" or something like that. A few other guys from the area came and asked what was up, he pulled the same shit on them.
 
An FBI agent called my cell phone once and casually questioned me because I sent an e-mail to the local port authority asking some questions about how some things work at the port because I was curious. He was super nice and laid back, and figured out after a few minutes that I'm not a terrorist plotting an attack. We chatted a bit about unrelated stuff and how he loved my town, and he wished me luck in grad school, and that was it. Totally stress-free FBI interrogation.
 
A guy up the road from me got V&, there were alphabet jackets all over the place. I saw this one guy who I assumed was just observing so I walked up and asked what was up, what all had happened, the usual things. We sat there talking for a bit, talking about the one hot FBI woman bringing stuff out from the guy's property, cars, crazies, that sort of stuff. An obvious glownigger comes up and asks the dude if I had any useful info, then it dawned on me. It blew my mind that some feds are just regular dudes. Especially when after the obvious glownigger left, dude said "Can you stay here and talk a bit more? I don't wanna go haul shit out of this guy's boom shed" or something like that. A few other guys from the area came and asked what was up, he pulled the same shit on them.
don't get comfy with glowies, they might be a deep cover agent pretending to be a friendly agent in order to trap you in a weapons raid
 
don't get comfy with glowies, they might be a deep cover agent pretending to be a friendly agent in order to trap you in a weapons raid
Fair enough. We didn't talk about weapons or anything like that, but you're right, that is a topic one should be careful over, especially around glowies.
 
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I was born in Mali africa. An American UN peacekeeper adopted me as his daughter. It took awhile but he brought me over to New Jersey when I was 10.

I'm technically considered a white nigger by the us federal government because of this.
 
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