Post your run ins with federal agencies without powerleveling too much

Inflatable Julay said:
This may be a problem on their end and not the government
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I know nothing about him or his pals but I'd wager the ATF is the bad guy here. The ATF should just disappear, they're not only useless but are malicious and waste a lot of money waiting for the day they can add all gun owners to a registry so they can further fuck with them.
 
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Aidan said:
OSHA knows best and they probably saved your life 500 times that day and you don't even realize it. Your life is worth a few fines here and there.
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You're probably right. I'd definitely be a quadriplegic by now without OSHA there to remind me that a grown man can't pick up more than 50lbs by themselves.
 
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I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.
 
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when I was a little teenage faggot one day I was browsing Gaia and somehow ended up on the login page for homeland security.
 
Long ago I had a roommate that worked 3rd shift at a convenience store, one night a customer mentioned that a Democratic Presidential candidate was going to be speaking at a local city park.
He responded that "someone should take a rifle down there and shoot that dumb motherfucker."

And that's how I got to tell a Secret Service agent to "fuck off I'm sleeping" when they knocked on my bedroom door.
 
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I think this counts? I'll keep it rather vague.

I had my identity stolen once which lead to me getting money from unemployment (I had finished a part time job and was still in high school at the time) and then losing it because 'I didn't earn it', technically. I didn't understand a fragment of what was happening at the time and I still don't really know how all that happened.
 
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Some new Belle Delphine pictures leaked, and well, after I "enjoyed" them some guy in a van parked across the street ran out screaming and vomiting.
Coincidence?
 
I got arrested when I was a kid to set an example to the other kids at my school (it was a demonstration, not real). I thought it was awesome being handcuffed and thrown in a cop car and told the other kids how cool it was. Youth crime in my area shot up after that because everyone wanted to see the inside of a cop car so they'd commit really minor crimes like shoplifting a pack of 30p chewing gum hoping they'd get to see the inside of the car and what it's like to be handcuffed by police.

Now they're all drug dealers or violent domestic abusers, but the kids they arrested grew up to be alright.
 
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