Postmates Is Offering a 'Bottom-Friendly' Menu For Pride Month - If you wanted restaurant ads that are about shitting, you're in luck

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Postmates said “bottom rights!”
Today, popular food delivery app Postmates is announcing its first-ever “Bottom-Friendly Menu” in partnership with restaurants such as H2O Sushi & Izakaya, Prince Street Pizza, Dialog Café, Beatnic, and others. This campaign will mostly focus on restaurants located in Los Angeles and New York City.
This fun initiative in the Postmates app was “conceptualized by a team of LGBTQ+ employees” within the company. Moreover, the food delivery service is making a donation to The Okra Project, which is a “mutual aid collective that provides meals and support to Black trans, non-binary and gender-nonconforming people.”
Check out the official “Eat With Pride” video, narrated by gay comedian Rob Anderson, below.

Postmates announced:
“We know that not every meal is ideal if you plan on getting frisky soon after eating, and while heterosexual sex education is prevalent, there’s not a lot of conversation out there about the best foods to eat before you engage in anal sex. That’s why Postmates is partnering with the founder of Future Method/Bespoke Surgical, anal surgeon and sexual health & wellness expert Dr. Evan Goldstein, and gay comedian Rob Anderson, to have a frank, but fun, discussion on the do’s and don’ts of prepping for anal play, regardless of your sexual orientation, sex or gender.”
Overall, Postmates’ “Bottom-Friendly Menu” is arriving right on time for the weekend of Los Angeles Pride, which will take place on Saturday, June 11, and Sunday, June 12.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This campaign will mostly focus on restaurants located in Los Angeles and New York City.

Because of course it will.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

So, what, a sno-cone and a bowl of granola? It's not that complicated.

If it takes an entire diet plan, painkilling drugs, gallons of artificial lubrication that wouldn't exist outside an industrialized society, and years of stretching and desensitizing your anus in order to have proper "sex" and this is still considered "vanilla" to gay men, then they as a subculture need to seriously re-evaluate themselves.

All it really takes is lube and patience. Of course gays have terrible impulse control, so they keep resorting to shortcuts like painkillers and party drugs, which is how you get prolapses and shit (pardon the phrasing.) This is just woke capital trying to show off how super in tune with June's [current thing] they are. Food delivery app hired a (((doctor))) to tell bottoms what to eat? Actual bottoms know to skip taco Tuesday, or they learn really fucking quick.

Contrapoints mentioned needing a special diet to hook up on grinder without needing to prep. I guess that really is a thing

It is if you live off the NEET diet of ramen, hot pockets, and fast food.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Yes. Over time it also does permanent damage, making it increasingly difficult to control your bowels and increasing the chances of leaks.

Ah so that’s why grandma has to be careful what she eats.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

This is the first thing I thought of:

 

[MrJokerRager]

They have doubled down in all of their replies to backlash and going from "we want to help LGBTPs" to "we want schools to teach little kids how to bottom" in about 6 hours.

100% that mr. goldstein/federalreservowitz/whateverhisrealnameis is behind the current acct. Expect an announcement next week of free delivery for RSOs (google that term, stands for rabbis , shabbosgoys only) for the rest of the year.
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There are plenty of baby boomers and Gen Xers, the ones who actually vote and hold power, who saw this shit and greenlit it.

How dead inside have both generations gotten over the years.

 

[Red Hood]

There are plenty of baby boomers and Gen Xers, the ones who actually vote and hold power, who saw this shit and greenlit it.

How dead inside have both generations gotten over the years.

The Baby Boomer's thing is completely wrecking everything.

Gen X's thing is apathy.

Together they feed the beast.

 

[George Lucas]

What is bottoming?

 

[Vecr]

What is bottoming?

What do you think it is when you read the article and the thread?
if you could not figure it out, it's providing your MAN ASS for use

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

What is bottoming?

I really hope you're doing a bit and I am not the person who has to tell you, it's getting fucked in the ass.

 

[AGPinochet]

Special Pre-Sodomy Menu's. Only in the Great Satan America.

Wonder what items are on the Poz-Party menu.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Lube? No thanks! I ordered Taco Bell and Vodka. We are good.

 

[David Byrne]

gay comedian

Those words are mutually exclusive.

 

[Coccxys]

Lube? No thanks! I ordered Taco Bell and Vodka. We are good.

Half the fun is working out if the blood is tearing, the food or the result of alcoholism.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Would a power-bottom intentionally have an extra shitty asshole as a sign of dominance?

 

[Afinepickle]

"Listen up fagg-I mean 'hello fellow homosexuals!' You're into butt stuff right? As a fellow gay I sure know I am but isn't it a problem when you shit all over your partner's dick? Well with our new assfu-I mean 'bottom friendly' menu such concerns are a thing of the past. Now you may 'Eat with Pride!'"

...now give us your fucking money. #Pride.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Those words are mutually exclusive.

I disagree, gay men can be funny, unlike women, but modern gay jokes are just about being as degenerate as you can be, and then some.

 

[102]

BREAKING: KFC responds to Postmates with their own personalized menu for the rest of June.

What company will be next? Shout out your #1 predictions for which corp makes the first pedo menu and we'll get a betting pool set up

 

[Table Country]

They call it "The Nickocado Flush".

 

[Beautiful Border]

girl just shit on him omfg

 

[byuu]

Why are they kinkshaming scat fetishists?