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Postmates said “bottom rights!”
Today, popular food delivery app Postmates is announcing its first-ever “Bottom-Friendly Menu” in partnership with restaurants such as H2O Sushi & Izakaya, Prince Street Pizza, Dialog Café, Beatnic, and others. This campaign will mostly focus on restaurants located in Los Angeles and New York City.
This fun initiative in the Postmates app was “conceptualized by a team of LGBTQ+ employees” within the company. Moreover, the food delivery service is making a donation to The Okra Project, which is a “mutual aid collective that provides meals and support to Black trans, non-binary and gender-nonconforming people.”
Check out the official “Eat With Pride” video, narrated by gay comedian Rob Anderson, below.

Postmates announced:
“We know that not every meal is ideal if you plan on getting frisky soon after eating, and while heterosexual sex education is prevalent, there’s not a lot of conversation out there about the best foods to eat before you engage in anal sex. That’s why Postmates is partnering with the founder of Future Method/Bespoke Surgical, anal surgeon and sexual health & wellness expert Dr. Evan Goldstein, and gay comedian Rob Anderson, to have a frank, but fun, discussion on the do’s and don’ts of prepping for anal play, regardless of your sexual orientation, sex or gender.”
Overall, Postmates’ “Bottom-Friendly Menu” is arriving right on time for the weekend of Los Angeles Pride, which will take place on Saturday, June 11, and Sunday, June 12.

 

[Screamer]

I thought anal sex was also something mainly done by fetishes and not actually regular gay sex. It was just straight people thinking and presenting it as that. Gay dudes tend to just blow and jack each other off.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I thought anal sex was also something mainly done by fetishes and not actually regular gay sex. It was just straight people thinking and presenting it as that. Gay dudes tend to just blow and jack each other off.

They have organized their entire subculture around catchers and pitchers since ancient Greece, not sure how you missed noticing that.

 

[Crex Crex]

What the fuck is this? Who are they trying to appeal to? I've got acquaintainces who are gay and they'd be fucking appalled and embarrassed at this.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

I will never understand anal and anyone into it (gay or straight). You fuckers are all nasty.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The entire purpose of this ad campaign is to get people outraged and talking about it. They are fully aware it would piss people off and banked on it doing that. It's a case of "all press is good press". With that out of the way no wonder LGBT acceptance rates are going down this is weird and gross. If I was a kid and saw this I would think it was freakish shit.

 

[Ser Prize]

Yes. Over time it also does permanent damage, making it increasingly difficult to control your bowels and increasing the chances of leaks.

Does getting rammed in the bum release you're bowels or something?

Why not think of it as making the bum cum. The same way people turned girls peeing all over them in sex as apparently not gross.

It also causes micro tearing, which is why anal sex is the best way to get HIV.

Humans ere not designed for anal sex. It is dangerous.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I thought anal sex was also something mainly done by fetishes and not actually regular gay sex. It was just straight people thinking and presenting it as that. Gay dudes tend to just blow and jack each other off.

That's foreplay. Most gay dating sites have "top/bottom/vers" as part of your profile. If you're a guy who's into other guys but not into butt stuff it's something that's going to diminish your prospects.

That said, it's a niche that (((Goldstein))) caters to, the "I've had more trains run on me than the Acela line" degenerates who need their assholes rebuilt.

There has to be a name for this ("I nominate 'desperation monetization'") where companies try to make money of pedestrian, common knowledge shit with no exclusive parts. I imagine the straight guy example would go something like this:

"How do you do, fellow heterosexual men? Don't you hate it when your balls get sweaty? I know I do, and my lady friends that I totally have sex with don't like it either. That's why we now have Breed better, a soap to clean off your balls so you can get back to having sex on the missionary position or whatever." [N.B. it's fucking soap]

 

[UselessIdiot]

I thought anal sex was also something mainly done by fetishes and not actually regular gay sex. It was just straight people thinking and presenting it as that. Gay dudes tend to just blow and jack each other off.

I think it just depends. Many gay guys aren't into it, or it's just something that they do rarely. The pornified culture has everyone thinking that penetration is always integral to a sexual relationship. I hate to use the term "heteronormative", but maybe many gay guys should focus less on trying to mimic heterosexuality when it comes to sex.

 

[DamnWolves!]

My one goal in life is to get to the top of an organization so I can strip out the faggot stuff, fire all the trannies and make strip clubs an allowable corporate expense again.

I wonder how many normal people just don't say anything out of fear. Probably 90% of the people who make decisions in the corporate world were around in the 1990s, when faggotry was reviled by like 95% of the population--do they really expect us to believe that all those people have changed their minds about whether they think a dude ramming another dude in the asshole is disgusting in the intervening years?

Lefties know that they can bully their employer with impunity because they can just run to the kike who runs the local news if their boss tells them to knock off the gay bullshit. They also tend to work for government or union positions where it's basically impossible to get fired. I wonder what people would say about their employers printing everything with a rainbow flag smeared with shit brown and tranny colours like the new flags are if they could be guaranteed of no consequences.

Recently, I have started putting my neck on the line a bit more and putting my foot down, within reason--no, I do not want to add pronouns to my email signature, HR. I do not want make a donation to the AIDS foundation. I do not want to hire a nigger or woman or both; sorry, but I need someone who will actually do work so let me hire Tanner McBroom or Ling-Quong Li (depending on whether I need a outside sales monkey or an excel monkey) instead of Damarquius Johnson. No, I will not consider a woman because I've watched multiple women claim short term disability for "mental health reasons" but never once have I seen a man do the same.

Fuck it; if I ever get the chance, I'll spend every dime of company money fighting the resulting discrimination lawsuits when I throw these poisonous, disease-ridden faggots out on their asses...

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I think it just depends. Many gay guys aren't into it, or it's just something that they do rarely. The pornified culture has everyone thinking that penetration is always integral to a sexual relationship. I hate to use the term "heteronormative", but maybe many gay guys should focus less on trying to mimic heterosexuality when it comes to sex.

Maybe they should focus on obeying God and give up their homosexuality before they get sent to the lake of fire.

 

[UselessIdiot]

Maybe they should focus on obeying God and give up their homosexuality before they get sent to the lake of fire.

Well, not everyone is religious and not everyone wants to spend the only life they have in a loveless, sham heterosexual relationship.

 

[Otterly]

Rarely do you see such a blatant case, astonishing.

The local nose job specialist needs to start provoking bar fights, to keep up.

How possible is anal repair anyway? Third and fourth degree years after birth tend to be repaired poorly and many women report faecal in continence afterwards regardless of repairs. Is there some secret technique they only use on men, or is it the usual ‘well you’ve got a healthy baby so shut up.?’

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Well, not everyone is religious and not everyone wants to spend the only life they have in a loveless, sham heterosexual relationship.

Seriously cannot believe you people are still using this line. Being told "no, it's not good for you to jam stuff up your ass" does not translate into "oh ok then I must make a woman's life hell" unless you are a malignant narcissist. Your broken brain and broken sexuality are your problem. It was never meant to be a problem for society to solve for you by dismantling all norms and standards and throwing our children to the wolves.

How possible is anal repair anyway? Third and fourth degree years after birth tend to be repaired poorly and many women report faecal in continence afterwards regardless of repairs. Is there some secret technique they only use on men, or is it the usual ‘well you’ve got a healthy baby so shut up.?’

Well it's a sphincter. Once that muscle is torn, it's torn. It's never going to be quite the same even if they do an excellent job. Gays often get problems farther up the chain too, diverticulosis and polyps and such, due to the trauma combined with microbe exposure.

 

[NJBear]

Postmates is getting it up the ass on their Twitter.

 

[Jack Awful]

I hope that anyone who sees Postmates thinks of human shit from now on.

 

[UselessIdiot]

Seriously cannot believe you people are still using this line. Being told "no, it's not good for you to jam stuff up your ass" does not translate into "oh ok then I must make a woman's life hell" unless you are a malignant narcissist. Your broken brain and broken sexuality are your problem. It was never meant to be a problem for society to solve for you by dismantling all norms and standards and throwing our children to the wolves.



Well it's a sphincter. Once that muscle is torn, it's torn. It's never going to be quite the same even if they do an excellent job. Gays often get problems farther up the chain too, diverticulosis and polyps and such, due to the trauma combined with microbe exposure.

What the hell are you talking about? I wasn't talking about making demands of society. Some people just want a low-key relationship and not to have fabricated, inane religious dogma foisted upon them. LGBT activists and sanctimonious religious assholes are equally insufferable.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Watch them carefully calibrate the diet for maximum anal effectiveness... then include a serving of asparagus with every meal.

 

[FBI-chan]

I think it just depends. Many gay guys aren't into it, or it's just something that they do rarely. The pornified culture has everyone thinking that penetration is always integral to a sexual relationship. I hate to use the term "heteronormative", but maybe many gay guys should focus less on trying to mimic heterosexuality when it comes to sex.

Adding to that, gay males are the only sexual orientation that focuses so much emphasis on a non-sexual organ, and a fecal one at that. Straights obviously have vaginal sex going for them, lesbians worship and are empowered by the vagina, and yet gay males focus on the anus more than they do the penis. It is no wonder they garner so much disgust.

 

[Getwhatyou]

This is hilarious.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

not everyone wants to spend the only life they have in a loveless, sham

Neither do heterosexuals but it happens a lot regardless.