Postmates Is Offering a 'Bottom-Friendly' Menu For Pride Month - If you wanted restaurant ads that are about shitting, you're in luck

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Postmates said “bottom rights!”
Today, popular food delivery app Postmates is announcing its first-ever “Bottom-Friendly Menu” in partnership with restaurants such as H2O Sushi & Izakaya, Prince Street Pizza, Dialog Café, Beatnic, and others. This campaign will mostly focus on restaurants located in Los Angeles and New York City.
This fun initiative in the Postmates app was “conceptualized by a team of LGBTQ+ employees” within the company. Moreover, the food delivery service is making a donation to The Okra Project, which is a “mutual aid collective that provides meals and support to Black trans, non-binary and gender-nonconforming people.”
Check out the official “Eat With Pride” video, narrated by gay comedian Rob Anderson, below.

Postmates announced:
“We know that not every meal is ideal if you plan on getting frisky soon after eating, and while heterosexual sex education is prevalent, there’s not a lot of conversation out there about the best foods to eat before you engage in anal sex. That’s why Postmates is partnering with the founder of Future Method/Bespoke Surgical, anal surgeon and sexual health & wellness expert Dr. Evan Goldstein, and gay comedian Rob Anderson, to have a frank, but fun, discussion on the do’s and don’ts of prepping for anal play, regardless of your sexual orientation, sex or gender.”
Overall, Postmates’ “Bottom-Friendly Menu” is arriving right on time for the weekend of Los Angeles Pride, which will take place on Saturday, June 11, and Sunday, June 12.

 

[Ruin]

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Some people just want a low-key relationship and not to have fabricated, inane religious dogma foisted upon them.

That "fabricated, inane religious dogma" was a major shaper of not only the systems, cultures, and morality responsible for the relative stability and prosperity of this country, but also the systems, cultures and morality responsible for the relative stability and prosperity of their ancestors.

...also, none of them had to worry about broken buttholes.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

 

[UselessIdiot]

That "fabricated, inane religious dogma" was a major shaper of not only the systems, cultures, and morality responsible for the relative stability and prosperity of this country, but also the systems, cultures and morality responsible for the relative stability and prosperity of their ancestors.

...also, none of them had to worry about broken buttholes.

That doesn't means that it's not still fake as hell.

 

[NJBear]

https://twitter.com/outmagazine/status/1534931694939037697

https://twitter.com/Postmates/status/1534971339953491968?cxt=HHwWgMCqpaKTqM0qAAAA

No one likes it including gays.

How come it's never Christians promoting this shit?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

What the hell are you talking about? I wasn't talking about making demands of society. Some people just want a low-key relationship and not to have fabricated, inane religious dogma foisted upon them. LGBT activists and sanctimonious religious assholes are equally insufferable.

That "fabricated, inane religious dogma" was a major shaper of not only the systems, cultures, and morality responsible for the relative stability and prosperity of this country, but also the systems, cultures and morality responsible for the relative stability and prosperity of their ancestors.

...also, none of them had to worry about broken buttholes.

Yes and when we decided that this was an issue of personal preference, not a moral issue, and thus started removing the laws and norms discouraging it, one thing led to another and now we have "bottom menus" and kids stuffing bills into the g-strings of drag queens in 21+ clubs.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

That doesn't means that it's not still fake as hell.

Couldn't conceivably be as fake as the notion that insists that a house can be without a master, only so that the person who sold you that idea can become said master and blast your un-vigilant butthole.

 

[Screamer]

They have organized their entire subculture around catchers and pitchers since ancient Greece, not sure how you missed noticing that.

I guess I wasn't paying too much attention.

I have however heard gay men in the media say so. Stephen Fry in a documentary on gay rights in Uganda said something along the lines that most gay men don't do anal sex. He never had.

George Takei when discussing his sex life on Stern has said they just blow each other on Sunday nights.

So I know it happens, but yeah not the main form of sex.

 

[deerPropaganda]

Can’t wait for grub hub and Uber eats to make one about grooming children

 

[Sorlock]

That's foreplay. Most gay dating sites have "top/bottom/vers" as part of your profile. If you're a guy who's into other guys but not into butt stuff it's something that's going to diminish your prospects.

That said, it's a niche that (((Goldstein))) caters to, the "I've had more trains run on me than the Acela line" degenerates who need their assholes rebuilt.

There has to be a name for this ("I nominate 'desperation monetization'") where companies try to make money of pedestrian, common knowledge shit with no exclusive parts. I imagine the straight guy example would go something like this:

"How do you do, fellow heterosexual men? Don't you hate it when your balls get sweaty? I know I do, and my lady friends that I totally have sex with don't like it either. That's why we now have Breed better, a soap to clean off your balls so you can get back to having sex on the missionary position or whatever." [N.B. it's fucking soap]

Is it fucking soap, or is it fucking soap?

Can’t wait for grub hub and Uber eats to make one about grooming children

Insert Cheese Pizza pun here.