Postmortem Postmortem for August 16th

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I wish we could do a roll back on Chris' life
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Chris would still do the same shit and come out a motherfucker

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

 

[Kongo-Müller]

We should start a rumor that some dangerous/top secret information was leaked all over the farms and Null had to roll it back to hide it and just used the failed upgrade as a coverup. Youtube horror/conspiracy channels will call it "The Ghost Hours" or "The Lost Day" or something else super gay.

The best way to hide dangerous top secret information covered up by the rollback, of course, would be making a comment that claims that the existence of the dangerous top secret information was just a prank to troll tinfoil hatters.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

I guess a lesson to be learned from all this is only perform server upgrades immediately after the backup.

 

[Caesar]

What happened with the network @Null? Or you don't know?

 

[L50LasPak]

Is there a means of exporting posts and saving them in file format for posterity?

I'm not fucking around with this question either, I would legit like to know so I can back up a thread or two.

 

[No Exit]

Oh no, I can't believe we lost all those really shitty important Chris/Bella Janke posts. And what about all those Post-Merg newfriends who might leave because they lost all their karma ?
It's truly a black day for the Farms.

 

[Super Macho Man]

This is horrifying when you're on acid. Holy fuck

It's really off-putting in general.

 

[Secret Messages]

Is there a means of exporting posts and saving them in file format for posterity?

I'm not fucking around with this question either, I would legit like to know so I can back up a thread or two.

"All lolcow threads will be placed on archival-quality tape backup and stored in a temperature-controlled vault, for millennia to come."

It is time.

 

[Delta Integrale]

>not taking a manual backup prior to attempting a database upgrade to resolve an issue
Null please

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

All the memes gone like tears in a rain....

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

But Null, how do we roll back the Gunt. Tuck it in?

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Shit and right after I posted something funny.

I demand restitution for this emotional damage Null!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

we lost ethan ralph coming onto kf to admit he's 5'1

Digibro got NTR'd by a manlet

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

"All lolcow threads will be placed on archival-quality tape backup and stored in a temperature-controlled vault, for millennia to come."

It is time.

I feel like we need to be up to at least the par of Scientology and put a dedicated crew of Kiwi's on the task of scribing on metal plates as well - for posterity.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

"Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung us into the past"

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Is there a means of exporting posts and saving them in file format for posterity?

1. Hit "Ctrl" and" P" button simultaneously
2. Set "Number of Copies" to "99999999999999999999989"
3. Hit "Enter" button (that big L-shaped thingy near the middle of the keyboard)
5. PROFIT

 

[Xarpho]

Sadly I didn't leave my browser open on any of the ones that counted, but here's a memoriam to the autism lost.

Oh wait, I did save Page 2 of the Psaki thread.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Based retarded sysop

 

[RodgerDodger]

I want to rollback to before the merge

But we wouldn't get the hot pokemon waifus then?