pozloading my negholep - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite

[Flowers For Sonichu]

To be fair though I stopped doing this shit.

lmao own up to it because you got super huffy at me when I called you out on this and now you're cowering and defending yourself now that everyone else is

tbh @The Dude deserves to get shit for this because he should know better--he's been here longer than me and was almost bullied off this site for super spergy behavior circa 2014 but the mods intervened to save his bacon and a couple people told him to stop being so thirsty. Three years later, he's still Alogging/Slepping because he can't learn a lesson. I'm even more disappointed in @Dynastia because we're at page 7 in this thread and he hasn't posted the dude's zombie/mad max/tiberious rising fic.

 

[Ntwadumela]

lmao own up to it because you got super huffy at me when I called you out on this and now you're cowering and defending yourself now that everyone else is
.

I claimed responsibility for that just a few posts back.

you were right telling me it wasn't a good idea, I fully accept that.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I'm beginning to suspect Michael Hirtes was nothing more than a clever ruse concocted by the cabal of old fags who secretly run the site and shitpost at Chris all day.

 

[The Fool]

Don't forget guys, if autists could learn lessons, we wouldn't have this forum right now. Don't believe their lies.

 

[HY 140]

bowlcut bird is right guys

GUYS I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA ON HOW TO TROLL CHRIS



WE PRETEND WE'RE A REALLY HOT CHICK THAT'S INTERESTED IN HIM. IT'LL BE SO GREAT MAN.

AND THEN WE REVEAL OURSELVES, AND TELL HIM TO SHOVE HIS MEDIALLION UP HIS FAT ASS

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

One simple mistake does not an Autist make.
I'm damn sure people can learn.

I'm pretty sure this thread's turned mostly into shitposting now.

The good thing is, you're not gonna do this shit anymore. There's really not much else anyone can say, at least until @The Dude sees this thread.

 

[Robotron]

So are we back in lynch mode or are we just switching on and off now?

 

[Calooby]

I mean initially I got involved with SolidMario and all of that shit, and now the faggot won't leave me alone. Take it from me:

DO NOT. INTERACT. WITH COWS.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

AND THEN WE REVEAL OURSELVES, AND TELL HIM TO SHOVE HIS MEDIALLION UP HIS FAT ASS

WOW WE'RE GOING TO BE SUCH LEGENDARY TROLLS. THIS IS SUCH A GRADE A PLAN.

 

[Cato]

One simple mistake does not an Autist make.
I'm damn sure people can learn.

Dude, the more you post "I've learned my lesson" over and over the more of a desperate sales pitch it sounds like. You looked a bit silly, you got razzed over it, you've owned it, and it's time for everyone to move on. Really, don't worry about it, nothing more to be said or done about it. Posting in your own defense further will just make you look more foolish.

 

[The Fool]

I'm pretty sure this thread's turned mostly into shitposting now.

The good thing is, you're not gonna do this shit anymore. There's really not much else anyone can say, at least until @The Dude sees this thread.

Thanks for quoting that before he deleted it.
So @Ntwadumela if one mistake doesn't make an autist what about two?

 

[Ariel]

 

[Calooby]

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Hey, you can't bash on bent duck until you've tried it personally.

 

[The Fool]

So are we back in lynch mode or are we just switching on and off now?

No need to go into lynch mode at all, these were just some well-meaning posters trying to generate some activity

Spoiler

but you bet your ass I've made my "watch list" for future reference

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Hey, you can't bash on bent duck until you've tried it personally.

My friend dated a guy with a bent duck and apparently it feels like you're getting stabbed in the hip.

 

[Calooby]

My friend dated a guy with a bent duck and apparently it feels like you're getting stabbed in the hip.

It's not fun until it hurts afterall.

 

[drain]

No need to go into lynch mode at all, these were just some well-meaning posters trying to generate some activity

Spoiler

but you bet your ass I've made my "watch list" for future reference

i actually have a watchlist from the discord ''farms were down'' days

 

[ICametoLurk]

i actually have a watchlist from the discord ''farms were down'' days

So much powerleveling.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

1. Cant we all just get along?
2. For fucks sake, DON'T USE YOUR gotdamn KF handle beyond the farms if your going to be a faggot. I mean, how have people not figured this out?
3. Chris is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[QM 746]

Autism spreads like wildfire.
Be funny or be productive for fuck sake, yelling at a tard on twitter for his oblivious bullshit isnt funny and serves 0 purpose other than satisfying your shitty A-log needs of trying to kick him when hes down.

If you really insist of "Trolling" Chris then encourage him, His decisions are what's fucking him over so let him crash on his own.

Talk about fucking :late: You need to be really thirsty to spam Chris like that for attention.