Predict the next development in the culture wars - Elon Musk buys twitter, what comes next?

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PastaGate.

A prominent celebrity chef - Gordon Ramsey, Jamie Oliver, that Yan guy from Yan Can Cook, who knows - gets cancelled because of a sexual assault allegation and/or a racist remark in a tweet from twelve years ago.

Within hours, the battle lines are drawn. Blue checks start tweeting about how they always knew that guy was a creep and/or racist. Vox combs through his life history with a fine-toothed comb finding everything he's ever done that they can pretend to be indignant about. His fans hold the line, voicing their support for what they see as spurious allegations on Twitter and TikTok. Articles are written: Are YouTube chefs secretly dogwhistling and recruiting people into the alt-right pipeline? Is it cultural...
Idk, but someone has indicated that you're all late.

I don't know what you need to get to, but you should probably get going. This nonsense where you wait until the last minute to start getting ready has to end, you were like 45 minutes late to Easter dinner, what are you even doing, taking a nap? You shouldn't nap during the day, it'll throw off your sleep schedule.
 
PastaGate.

A prominent celebrity chef - Gordon Ramsey, Jamie Oliver, that Yan guy from Yan Can Cook, who knows - gets cancelled because of a sexual assault allegation and/or a racist remark in a tweet from twelve years ago.

Within hours, the battle lines are drawn. Blue checks start tweeting about how they always knew that guy was a creep and/or racist. Vox combs through his life history with a fine-toothed comb finding everything he's ever done that they can pretend to be indignant about. His fans hold the line, voicing their support for what they see as spurious allegations on Twitter and TikTok. Articles are written: Are YouTube chefs secretly dogwhistling and recruiting people into the alt-right pipeline? Is it cultural appropriation to buy an Asian cookbook or practice Taco Tuesday? The culinary world fragments; celery is radical and liberating whereas cabbage is reactionary - nay, fascist; sauerkraut was an important staple in Nazi Germany after all. A regional breakfast café chain is forced to close (taking 600 full- and part-time positions with it) after being boycotted, egged, and arsoned for its owners' wrongthink on Belgian waffles and their association with King Leopold's exploitation of the Congo. An anti tweets that they will be taking time off the Internet to attend therapy and do some self-reflection after being photographed at a ramen shop in San Francisco.

Much grifting is had on both sides.
 
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