Predict the next development in the culture wars - Elon Musk buys twitter, what comes next?

[AMHOLIO]

What, in your esteemed and highly educated autism, do you think will happen next?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Nothing, at this point my septic tank is less stagnant than the culture wars.

 

[Frozen in time]

More autism

 

[Joe Swanson]

The Woke-Feminist Schism gets wider with traditional feminist actors aligning themselves more with right wingers, causing them to become more moderate while the Feminists become more racist

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The feds overreach more to crack down on internet wrong-think.

 

[Retink]

Biden buys MySpace.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

CatParty will post another article that only we will ever read.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Idk, but someone has indicated that you're all late.

I don't know what you need to get to, but you should probably get going. This nonsense where you wait until the last minute to start getting ready has to end, you were like 45 minutes late to Easter dinner, what are you even doing, taking a nap? You shouldn't nap during the day, it'll throw off your sleep schedule.

 

[Lucky Jim]

well your mom comes next of course

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Twitter deal gets stopped or undermined somehow.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Considering the damage the 2016 and 2020 election years did to the country I wouldn't be surprised if 2024 literally blows up into a civil war.

But I think we might see some serious pushback against Woke by 2024 to prevent that.

 

[Least Concern]

PastaGate.

A prominent celebrity chef - Gordon Ramsey, Jamie Oliver, that Yan guy from Yan Can Cook, who knows - gets cancelled because of a sexual assault allegation and/or a racist remark in a tweet from twelve years ago.

Within hours, the battle lines are drawn. Blue checks start tweeting about how they always knew that guy was a creep and/or racist. Vox combs through his life history with a fine-toothed comb finding everything he's ever done that they can pretend to be indignant about. His fans hold the line, voicing their support for what they see as spurious allegations on Twitter and TikTok. Articles are written: Are YouTube chefs secretly dogwhistling and recruiting people into the alt-right pipeline? Is it cultural appropriation to buy an Asian cookbook or practice Taco Tuesday? The culinary world fragments; celery is radical and liberating whereas cabbage is reactionary - nay, fascist; sauerkraut was an important staple in Nazi Germany after all. A regional breakfast café chain is forced to close (taking 600 full- and part-time positions with it) after being boycotted, egged, and arsoned for its owners' wrongthink on Belgian waffles and their association with King Leopold's exploitation of the Congo. An anti tweets that they will be taking time off the Internet to attend therapy and do some self-reflection after being photographed at a ramen shop in San Francisco.

Much grifting is had on both sides.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

The r*ightoid will lose as always
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[ToroidalBoat]

Leave the urban world behind and whatever happens in the "cultural wars" doesn't matter anymore?

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

I suspect the current administration will attempt to crack down on "disinformation" in such a hilariously over the top way they lose what ever popular support they had.

 

[Niggaplease]

EVERYONE WILL HIT PEAK TRANS!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Twitter will go the way of myspace

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

I will shit myself. Wait, nope, too late.