Predict the Way You'll Die

[Gog & Magog]

Exactly what the title says. For example:
Suddenly in a car accident
A stroke at work
While having sex
Dramatically in a hail of bullets
Old age, slowly and peacefully dying in a bed surrounded by your family and friends
Or perhaps all alone?

 

[Nephi]

Perhaps a stroke, a car crash or dementia, most people in developed countries die from those.

 

[left arm]

After drinking the internet extremist juice that tells me "Kiwi Farms bad" for far too long, I decide to challenge Null to decide upon the fate of this site. However, he gets the first move, and tears my penis off using nothing but his teeth. He then hides in the penises' foreskin (Which grants him an additional 88 defense, and that's not counting his ability) as I flail around on the ground bleeding. I do not cry for help because that would involve that I do work, and I am an internet extremist, which results in me bleeding to death.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

In the middle of an orgy.

Fuck you; if I'm dying, it's on my terms.

 

[LolNoIPLeaksEvenLMFAO]

Probably falling while I’m drunk as fuck and hitting my head *just* right.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

Definitely heart disease.

 

[drain]

cirrhosis or opioid od fam :/

 

[Niggerlicious]

Choking on my own spit.

Spoiler

It happened a couple months ago while I was alone and I was very sure I was going to die, nothing puts the fear of God in you like trying to take in air through what felt like the head of a needle. I knew then that Natural Selection will be the mistress to whisk me away to the big sleep.

 

[TFT-A9]

cancer from reading tuscangarder's posts

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

Whenever the subject of death comes up, I can't help to think about a line in a Jason Isbell song, (Elephant).

Surrounded by her family, I saw she was dying alone.

I don't care how long I live or how I die, I just want to go before my sons and my wife.

 

[The Last Stand]

Doing some dumb shit.

 

[Mediocre]

Stabbed to death by a hooker.

 

[crocodilian]

Turned into a high-quality handbag or pair of boots.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

In a martial arts duel on a rooftop and it's raining and it's night time.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Probably a stroke. I am prone to get very vocally angry and when I was younger, I made note how I needed to control this, as I actually came close to one in one of my outbursts.

So as I get older and all the pathways weaken.... yeah.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Corona after it's cool to do it.

 

[SIGSEGV]

My heart will stop beating.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Laughing.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Oh standard Christian response, raptured by Jesus while achieving marital orgasm.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

See username.