Prediction thread

[DrJonesHat]

The next time an attractive female celebrity is groped in public, she will turn around and break the attacker's nose with a perfectly executed palm strike. The #metoo movement will be replaced by the #tryitasshole movement.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Within a month of Donald Trump leaving office, Twitter will ban him from their platform.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

the #metoo movement will be used to deliberately sabotage a major election, most likely in California or Canada, by forcing the opposition candidate(s) out of a job

then when the world sees what an effective tactic it is, elections all over the western world become complete and utter clusterfucks where every single candidate tries to win just by accusing their opponent(s) of sexual misconduct

following the acceptance of post-normal science (fudging the evidence to fit the desired result) as academically legitimate, post-normal justice (kangaroo courts) and post-normal democracy (election rigging) will be accepted as legitimate too

 

[ASU]

When you die it will not be terribly painful, but it will be uncomfortable. You will experience yourself "waking up" repeatedly as you swirl in and out of consciousness and gasp for your final breaths. When this happens, relax: it is time to accept and let go.

 

[Hummingbird]

Next versions of history books will include details on how Wakanda ended WW1 and WW2 by defeating the evil nazis (yes, nazis in both wars).

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I predict that just when we think it's all over, more never-ending stupid shit will invariably happen instead. Rinse, repeat.

I should get my own psychic TV show now, please.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

I predict that just when we think it's all over, more never-ending stupid shit will invariably happen instead. Rinse, repeat.

I should get my own psychic TV show now, please.

I'll do you one better.

It will get worse from here, and it will keep getting worse unless something is done about it.

There. Remember, future events such as these will affect you in the future.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Cyberpunk 2077 won't get released until it's actually 2077.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

It will be revealed that Funny Valentine had recently found his earthly counterpart, Donald Trump, had him run for president and is now enjoying his cushy presidential job.

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it's only after i read the manga that i realized the joke here

 

[Hummingbird]

Donald Trump will come out in 2023 and say he’s a woman, thus becoming the first female president.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Josh is gonna return to Ukraine.

 

[Hummingbird]

Insane transgender parents will now claim that their unborn ones are already trans, putting them through hormone therapy in the womb. And if the kid has dyphoria when they're older, they can double trans them.

 

[Hummingbird]

Half the population of California has died overnight, suffocating themselves so as not to breathe air that could instead be breathed by someone with a minority status.

 

[spurger king]

In ~10 years everyone's phone will be a set of AR goggles

 

[Hummingbird]

Breaking News: Democrats push for open borders promising protection, rights and benefits for all foreign viruses. Accuse Trump of virus racism.

 

[Hummingbird]

Body odor will become the newest trend for SJW artists so be prepared for characters who look liked they probably smell, have stink lines, turd-stained undies, etc. Take that patriarchy and your cleanliness standards.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

The next country to drink the Kool-aid, would probably be Japan. So expect some WOKE anime in the near future.

 

[Syaoran Li]

The next country to drink the Kool-aid, would probably be Japan. So expect some WOKE anime in the near future.

Eh, I doubt Japan will be the next one in line. If anything, it's going to be South Korea first and then Japan will probably be one of the last countries to go woke, if it does get to that point.

Woke culture is starting to decline in the West and a backlash is growing, at least in the United States, and these riots and pandemics are only hastening its demise.

Sort of like how a tiger is at its most fiercely violent when it knows it's facing its own death.

My prediction is that woke culture will reach its absolute nadir in 2020 but will die in 2021-2022 if Trump wins the 2020 election since the media and Big Tech will be forced to realize that all of their efforts were in vain, and that they cannot alienate the masses any further.

That's why they are pulling every dirty trick in the book so far and will keep doing so as we get closer to the election.

Especially now that Corona has wrecked everyone's finances, and the companies can't afford to take as many hits as more woke media keeps flopping, so if Trump wins, they'll see no value in a woke media since it's not profitable nor effective as propaganda.

Another bold prediction on my part, but Twitter is going to suffer a major loss in the 2020's that may or may not doom it. I don't think it will happen this year, but it could happen later on in the decade.

Best case scenario, they end up like Tumblr where they're still around but are a crippled shadow of their former glory.

Worst case scenario, they end up suffering the same fate as MySpace.

 

[Hummingbird]

Believing they suffer from too much "white privilege", east Asian art becomes the next target starting with I.M. Pei's buildings being vandalized.

 

[Hummingbird]

Breaking news: “Protesters grab power lines and they get electrocuted. Protesters are now suing local utilities provider for being racists.”