Prediction thread

Mixer has become such an abandoned place they'll pull the plug in the next week.

The twitch scandals are going to pile up and Daddy Warbucks Bezos will say "fuck it" and that shit is gone by September.



Holiday Spice Pepsi will be back this year.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
Holiday Spice Pepsi will be back this year.
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Supposedly they've brought back the Mountain Dew Ultra-Violet flavor that was around for like a month back in 2009, so I wouldn't put it past them to bring back Holiday Spice Pepsi or Mountain Dew Revolution or something. For fuck's sake. Crystal Pepsi came back for a while in the 2010's as like an annual summer thing.

Bolder prediction: Coca-Cola will bring back New Coke as a limited time flavor
 
Society's infantilization of black people (and to a lesser extent, Latinos) goes to the point of wearing diapers as the newest in street/ghetto fashion. All diaper rash will be blamed on whitey.
 
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To maintain her raunchy image, Cardi B's newest song will be called, "Mmmmph, Mmmmph" which involves her rapping while performing fellatio.
 
Biden will have a stroke while eating ice cream within the next four years, becoming the American equivalent of Brezhnev.
 
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BLM discovers the best way to make sure their goals are met is to start demanding that crime should be made legal.
 
BLM will start protesting/rioting at Catholic churches until George Floyd is canonized as a saint.
 
To appeal to the Libertarian and an-cap markets, sex toy manufacturers will release a line of Ayn Rand blow-up dolls.
 
In the far future, you do not have actually to go shopping because Amazon based on your thoughts would ship you the perfect product every time.

Since millennials and zoomers are doomed to be forever alone, there will be implants that will send a message to your chosen funeral home when your heart stops beating.
 
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I predict the Ukrainians will be forced to suffer another famine, just as there was 200 and 100 years ago. There will be much hand rubbing as always.
 
-Critical Race Theorists will try to introduce kids with the Nation of Islam's creation myths as a way to create even more racial division--I mean, "healing".
 
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  • Now that child beauty pageants are a thing of the past, attention-whoring moms need something to do with their daughters. (Since drag kings don't get half the attention their female counterparts get, the drag kids option is out.) Thus, "Slut Moms" are created where preteen and young teen girls are encouraged to be the biggest and proudest sluts possible.
 
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-Just Stop Oil will have a short-lived American branch who will make the mistake of spraying the rides of a gang of Hell's Angels where their gluing to the ground leaves them perfect targets to get their asses kicked.
 
-Dylan Mulvaney will not get bottom surgery like she claims she wants to, but will opt to normalize the bulge even further by proudly displaying her erections on her TikTok and in public.
-I will come to the sad conclusion that Tupac Shakur, the Big Bopper, and Kurt Cobain didn't live to see 30 and Dylan will.
 
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