Predictions for DSP in 2025

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This year has come to a close, and the new year is upon us, so it's time for another DSP Predictions thread.

It's pretty interesting to read through last year's thread, as there were a surprising number of accurate predictions, some of which probably seemed outlandish at the time.

Leave your predictions for the upcoming year below :tomgirl:

MASSIVE SHOUTOUT To:

@clothes in my closet, @Agent Proper, @Cucktry Roads - for predicting DSPolitics and the departure of 1MM
@Keith the Horse Fucker - for predicting the falling out with Derich
@Big Brown Schlub for predicting Kat's appearance on-stream.
 
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Holy shit I can't believe that one of the few predictions of mine that came true is one I put in the outlandish category. Anyway I will use the old format as always.

Top 3:
DSPahlitics will be unceremoniously killed off.
Kick channel will be unceremoniously killed off.
Health scare saga, involving either him or Khet (more likely Khet at this point).

Less likely:
He's gonna throw Kc under the bus, the boys on there are in rough shape and in hiding rn but I imagine if he does it he'll do it when he feels it's safe to do.
He finally manages to set up an interview someone, probably some bottomfeeding scammer like Arturo.
He manages to do some sort of refinancing on the khando.

Funny and/or outlandish:
DSP comes out of the closet as gay
He fails to make payments on one or more of the shitty toys he purchased and they get repo'd live on stream
Gets into a slapfight with someone he shouldn't have and gets his Youtube channel suspended.
 
1 Phil will attempt to reignite the “feud” with LTG. After PPP fully abandons Phil, he will want another person to anchor to. It will go nowhere.

2. DSP Builds will take the place of his politics page. He will stumble around with LEGOs before wage quitting.

3. Phil will attract another whale making Ryan jealous.

4. Blastoise will be exposed as a pedo, forcing Phil to ex-communicate him.

5. Kat will move out
 
Safe guesses:
1) Income drops to sub $110k
2) Appears on a games/drama channel that has not had him on before.
3) DSPolitics and DSP Reacts slow down but stay alive.
4) No new channel
5) Stays on both Kick and Youtube.

Out there guesses
1) HOA fines or threat of condemnation leading to major repairs to the Snort Fort
2) Comes clean and tells us about the mystery health issue.
3) Refinances the Snort Fort
4) Kat plays games on-stream or comments on his gameplay live
5) Return to Twitch
 
Funny and/or outlandish:
DSP comes out of the closet as gay
He fails to make payments on one or more of the shitty toys he purchased and they get repo'd live on stream
Gets into a slapfight with someone he shouldn't have and gets his Youtube channel suspended.
Phil getting repoed on stream would be the funniest thing ever
 
I also deserve a shoutout for predicting that a major whale would drop out in the form of 1MM

1)DSPolitics won't last long. He's already stating that there's no topics to cover even though you have Elon/Vivek and the H1B shit, Jimmy Carter dying, and Biden's Pardon paloza to discuss. He'll kill it off in the first half of the year.

2)Kick streaming will stop in the following months once people stop subbing on there. We're already seeing it now, only a couple of the big paypigs are using it and Phil's having to turn to absolute nobodies who came out of nowhere like Jamal and Kyle to moderate the place

3)The Ironchef shit will stop in a month or 2. The guy got abused and is trying to buy back phil's good graces and even Phil knows it's weird.

4)KC appearances will die down as they're starting to catch on that Phil isn't entertaining and is content on level 1. Don't expect much of a negative impact to their show from the recent scandal btw.

5)I think we'll start to see desperatesydephil by the middle of the year. We were starting to see this last year before the KC shit start, but that stopped it. The paypigs have really been tapping out lately and I think that's because they drained their bank accounts. This was supposed to be the lowest year on record before KC, expect that train to continue this year.

6)Long form react will come and be cancelled in months. No one wants to see that shit.

7)The throwback shit will also be discontinued. We've learned that it's basically Darziak the dragonlover doing it. I think he'll get bored and quit it since most shit is getting less than 100 views.

Late day add:

8 )Phil has been talking today about Triple P (That's what I like to call him) and him doing a wrestling show here soon. This will last probably 3 episodes, 5 max, and they'll throw in the towel cause Phil is a pain in the ass to work with, doesn't bring anything to the table, and the show is unprofitable with low views cause no one wants it.
 
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My predictions

Phil continues uploading to YouTube while abandoning streaming on another platform he will claim this is good and you love this

A KinoCasino fallout where he bitches out or doubles down leading to weeks of “attacks” and trolling

Phil does a classic EMERGENCY stream in which he talks about a vague medical emergency, and tries to wrangle all those pity bucks

Phil admits he and/or Kat is diabetic and misrepresents like they are going to die very soon

Phil does another retrospective stream and retcons something in his past that he once said wasn’t contradictory

Phil’s mother or father kicks the bucket leading to a week long mourning process and lots and lots of begging

Phil cries on camera once again in estrogenic fashion when reminded of a vague memory of T-Carter while playing a fighting game
 
probably gonna happen:
this is the year that sf6 finally gets sent to banworld
1MM returns but is just another repurposed tranny sock
a gin tweet gets 1m+ views, prompting another resurgence
derich comes back under a very obvious sock
stops counting superchats/memberships in support totals
at least 3 more documentaries
repurposes another dead channel to beg for a 4th source of memberships

wishlist:
midlife crisis prompts him to buy a car he can't afford, showing it off every stream as some kind of own on the trolls
major dentractor gets permabanned on yt (preferably doody), leading to a beautiful delusional rant
Kat loses her job and gets replaced by a pajeet. we never actually hear about this but we get a 15 minute rant about how awful indian food is every time he does dsp tries it.
drafted into ww3
The long-awaited IRS saga.
 
1) Save Phil/Khet saga with a likely exaggerated health scare
2) At some point this year Phil will retcon the "I'm not a PC gamer" and will bring back the "I used to build PCs for fun and I'm a hardcore PC expert and console gaming variety king" now that he's leaned into the PC e-thot streamer persona
3) Someone who slighted DSP in the past gets into drama and Phil will gleefully dance on their grave
4) "Guys we need to go back to only counting tips for our goals, you're gonna love it and here's why"
5) Some political sperg will come across DSP and start microdrama with him causing a short retard slapfight and DSPolitics getting sent to banworld
 
His main channel views will fall below the 400k view mark permanently
Keht pregnancy because Panda seems to be pregnant and Phil needs the LARP
KC will razz Phil so hard even he will realize they were never his true friends and he will try to felt them gut only making himself look even dumber
Phil will outlive KC turning it into another grave dance session
His Pc will burn out, leading to another toxic rant about Pc being stupid before he will revert to his PS5 PRO after failing (live on stream of course) to repair his PC
Phil will again outlive several internet famous and other famous people enforcing his delusions he is still going strong
 
I can’t predict everything, but I’m 100% sure Kino will drop him. They tried for months to ignore him once his 15 mins of fame died and I’m sure they totally disconnect from him
Other thing, he will drop politics since that well has dried up and the old Kino people aren’t coming anymore.
 
DSPolitics will be officially killed off this year.
Kino Casino will end all collabs with Phil and go back to mocking him full time.
One of his new RGB toys will malfunction, causing a REEEmergency-style stream.
Phil, having not set aside any money for taxes, will have multiple panic streams leading up to April 15th.
2025 will be the "Year of no good games" and more wage quits than ever.
As support bottoms out and no new collabs appear, Phil will finally make an appearance on LOLCOW LIVE.

Edit: Phil will also buy a new chair.
 
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Something in his new streaming setup will break.
He will try to start drama with someone again.
He might stop streaming on Kick if he gets no support there.
And above all he will beg for more money.
 
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Another mod will go rogue, hype up discord leaks, then post a bunch of nothingburger screenshots. Will probably be back to supporting DSP after a month or so.

Something major will break in the snortfort, prompting an outrageous estimate of how much it'll cost to fix, a week or two of constant begging, then radio silence. He'll eventually let it slip a few weeks later that he didn't ever pay for the repairs/they weren't as bad as predicted and he'll memoryhole how much he raised for it.

Phil will hype up getting into IRL streaming, not understand what IRL streaming actually is, and the premier stream will be the grand reveal that Phil's idea of IRL streaming is just a slightly different take on his podcast.

Phil will have a massive temper tantrum where he refuses to pick up the controller until he hits a certain amount of tips, then rage quit whatever game he's playing.

One of the PCs will "break" causing a massive rant and purchase of new PC. It'll then pretty quickly come out that it was just a cable accidentally got knocked out or some other minor issue that takes less than a minute to fix.

Some detractor will try and rope in one of Phil's neighbors to the autism vortex. The neighbor in question will turn out to be someone who lives nowhere near Phil and has no idea who he is.

Someone will claim to be a Khet co-worker and start sharing embarrassing stories, including her flirting and possibly having an affair with another co-worker. Gains a lot of traction before ultimately fizzling out when pressed for real proof and the whole thing turns out to be fabricated. But, it gains some attention from DSP and it accidentally leads to him revealing Khet has been laid off for X amount of months, probably because she did something incredibly incompetent. It proves to be funny enough where half the users are split on whether the person who made it up is actually great or not because the lie led to a funny rant.

A paypig will try to get too close to Phil (just through chat/donations, nothing that exciting) eventually causing Phil to snap at them over something small and chase away one of his few remaining supporters. Said supporter will make the rounds with Doody and co. getting their 15 minutes of fame even though they have nothing new or insightful to say about Phil
 
Trump/Musk or someone major in the political sphere will retweet some kind of DSP meme or have a clip of him in a video.

His income will progressively drop through the year

He will have an emergency stream which would make it the first one in ages and he doesn't raise that much money

Something substantial in the house breaks
 
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