Prepping and General Emergency Preparedness - Preparing for the worst, hoping for the best.

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As far as the vacuum sealer goes, I too got overwhelmed and gave up trying to choose one. All the reviews are so mixed. Someone I know has the FoodSaver and loves it, someone else I know hates it.

Whichever one you choose, make sure it has an external hose port, though. That way you can get the jar attachments if you want.

That's what the ammo's for, baby!
I generally like my Food Saver, BUT, never ever vacuum seal seafood in it. You will never get the stench out. You can still use it and it is not a food safety issue, but it smells absolutely disgusting and no amount of autistic cleaning will get the stench out.

Currently canning some chicken broth. All the leftovers went in the compost heap.
 
For my fellow rentfags: I planted a bunch of herbs and cherry tomatoes in a tiered planter. The trade-off for saving space is poor drainage so be mindful when watering and don't leave it out in heavy rain.
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Everything I planted in this is doing okay so far. I also tried to grow carrots in a potato bag (one of those tarp ones with the handles) but they wilted in a recent heat wave. The cherry tomatoes are doing very well, so some of the seedlings might get transferred to the bag. Waste not, want not.

I grew everything from seed, so if you get plant starters instead they'll do even better.

Herb list:
- basil
-parsley
-shiso aka japanese mint
-cilantro
-chives
-scallions

On foraging: I recently found some wild strawberries in a nearby park. They're still in flower mode, so I'll be back to check on them soon. Just wanted to reiterate the point that nature always finds a way, so scout out anything that might be growing in your area even if it's developed.

Some observations: many of my neighbors are starting gardens this year. I'm talking boomers, who have lived here for years, digging up their front lawns to grow vegetables like squash, potatoes, carrots, etc. With the recent news of an impending wheat shortage, I've noticed pasta is in even shorter supply. There were weird gaps in what was available before (like the "pot spaghetti" being in stock while regular spaghetti was not) but now entire shelves are bare. I stocked up on flour, but still look just in case and it, too, is absent.

I'm not out to twist people's arms into prepping, but if you don't have a plan B already you're behind the curve. Better safe than sorry.

If you think you're just gonna steal shit when SHTF, I have a bridge to sell ya.
i know its kinda late for this season, but if there is enough room in this to put a layer of gravel at the bottom it might unfuck the drainage situation next year.
 
For my fellow rentfags: I planted a bunch of herbs and cherry tomatoes in a tiered planter. The trade-off for saving space is poor drainage so be mindful when watering and don't leave it out in heavy rain.
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Everything I planted in this is doing okay so far. I also tried to grow carrots in a potato bag (one of those tarp ones with the handles) but they wilted in a recent heat wave. The cherry tomatoes are doing very well, so some of the seedlings might get transferred to the bag. Waste not, want not.

I grew everything from seed, so if you get plant starters instead they'll do even better.

Herb list:
- basil
-parsley
-shiso aka japanese mint
-cilantro
-chives
-scallions

On foraging: I recently found some wild strawberries in a nearby park. They're still in flower mode, so I'll be back to check on them soon. Just wanted to reiterate the point that nature always finds a way, so scout out anything that might be growing in your area even if it's developed.

Some observations: many of my neighbors are starting gardens this year. I'm talking boomers, who have lived here for years, digging up their front lawns to grow vegetables like squash, potatoes, carrots, etc. With the recent news of an impending wheat shortage, I've noticed pasta is in even shorter supply. There were weird gaps in what was available before (like the "pot spaghetti" being in stock while regular spaghetti was not) but now entire shelves are bare. I stocked up on flour, but still look just in case and it, too, is absent.

I'm not out to twist people's arms into prepping, but if you don't have a plan B already you're behind the curve. Better safe than sorry.

If you think you're just gonna steal shit when SHTF, I have a bridge to sell ya.
The convenient thing about bags is you can just bring them inside during the day or night. I have the opposite problem of the heat wave and have to bring in my warm weather plants at night and I really can only let them outside about 8 hours a day. In contrast though, all of my cold loving plants like my brassicas, beets, and potatoes are jizzing all over themselves with joy. Roses, lavender, mint, hops, apples, and cherries seem to be doing great. I tried to start cucumbers, but one variety seems to be able to tolerate the cold far more than the other, even in bags. So looks like I will get 5-6 plants from the 10 I started. Dill and raspberries also doing well. My sunflowers hate life to the max, but they are very resilient and want to live. Lucky for me, slugs have not had a good foothold this season, for whatever reason, and Sluggo takes care of the rest. It has been too cold for many pests and my cold weather nematodes have taken care of whatever can survive that.

Later this week I am getting a few Bielfelder chicks. I bought two males and hope one survives. Got three females though I might sell them off as my flock of females is already big enough for one male (though I may rehome one of my adult females first as I don't think she will take well to a rooster). If the other male survives, I will definitely try to rehome him before eating him.

So I just ordered a Kentucky muzzleloader and in my gay state, so called high capacity mags and semi-autos (MUH RUGER 10/22!) are restricted and you have to go out the ass with background checks, but I can apparently order a .50 cal muzzleloader and as much ammo and gunpowder as I want for FedEx signature. I am not even sure if they ID check? Going to find out, lol.
 
Got the muzzleloader fine without even a signature, lol. OK, moving on, I bought a better and higher phosphorous fertilizer for my fruiting plants. I just got done broadcasting that. Did a few homeschooling tasks, need to muck out the coop tomorrow. I am excited. I have a batch of ISA Browns and Bielefelders going in this year, in addition to a few crested cream legbars. I got a better kill cone and kill knife today, so I hope it works out when I will need it next season. Right now, I am just focusing on raising my flock and next spring, will see what happens if my cockrel makes it and is potent.

What is everyone else up to? Berry season is about upon us and time for jam! What is up for our winterfags in the SH?
 
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The supply chain is about to get fucked well beyond what we've seen.

Diesel trucks since 2010 have been required to use Diesel Exhaust Fluid. DEF is 2/3 urea and 1/3 de-ionized water. It's kept in a separate tank and mixes with the diesel exhaust before it comes out the exhaust pipe. Reduces emissions. The truck literally cannot start if there's no DEF in the tank.

DEF stocks are sharply falling. Imports of it, of urea, and de-ionized water are sharply falling. Domestic production of all three is sharply falling. Not so long ago you could get 2 and a half gallon jugs of DEF for 7 bucks at places like Walmart, Target, places like Agway. Then 10 bucks. Now you can't find it anywhere.

Many thousands of diesel trucks could be put of action in the next 6 weeks because of this. Wonder what that will do to muh supply chain and muh prices on the shelf. For everything.

So glad we got rid of mean tweets and the mortal danger to our sacred democracy so the competent sane adults could be in charge again. Our sacred democracy is really being saved by being turned into 1931 Weimar Germany.
 
No, I don't prep and find preppers to be Boomer tier clowns most of the time. I have some flashlights, batteries and the usual over the counter medical stuff people have. I also have some extra food. But I don't do any of that long term prepping for a whatever doomsday event Boomers doom-splain about all the time.

This prepper shit goes all the way back to the days of Y2K and the hysteria that hoax caused. I often joked that some whacked out Boomer somewhere still has old cans of baked beans, MRE's and jugs of stale water down in their basement from Y2K.

Then in the early 2010's you had all the retards prepping for a zombie apocalypse. So far, I have yet to see a single prepper tard that isn't some obese boomer. Like the people who go on about prepping and are 300 pounds and can't even walk to their fridge without getting winded. The first week of depending on their prepper stash they would eat it all. It's absolutely ridiculous.

I am not talking about people prepping for an actual disaster like a hurricane, earthquake or wildfire. Yes, get some stuff for that. Prepare and if the local authorities say leave you should. Especially if you are in an area of the country gets hit hard by those kinds of disasters. I don't live in a state that does. In the mid 2000's we had a hurricane come up the East Coast. I ate a couple cans of cold Beefaroni and took a cold as shower. I didn't have power for 3.5 days. It was hot as shit. But I made it through.
It sounds like you still live with your parents.

Now for everyone else, the essentials are water filters, salt, batteries, antibiotics, a way to charge your shit (solar, seebeck modules, etc). Gas lasts quite longer than a few months if you get high quality gas with no ethanol, or use a fuel stabilizer to prevent it from separating. Even if it sat for a year you can still mix it up with fresh gas and use it in a car engine. Smaller engines like chainsaws and generators are more finnicky when it comes to bad gas. If you're keeping tap water in jugs, cycle it every six months and you'll be fine.
 
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No, I don't prep and find preppers to be Boomer tier clowns most of the time. I have some flashlights, batteries and the usual over the counter medical stuff people have. I also have some extra food. But I don't do any of that long term prepping for a whatever doomsday event Boomers doom-splain about all the time.

This prepper shit goes all the way back to the days of Y2K and the hysteria that hoax caused. I often joked that some whacked out Boomer somewhere still has old cans of baked beans, MRE's and jugs of stale water down in their basement from Y2K.

Then in the early 2010's you had all the retards prepping for a zombie apocalypse. So far, I have yet to see a single prepper tard that isn't some obese boomer. Like the people who go on about prepping and are 300 pounds and can't even walk to their fridge without getting winded. The first week of depending on their prepper stash they would eat it all. It's absolutely ridiculous.

I am not talking about people prepping for an actual disaster like a hurricane, earthquake or wildfire. Yes, get some stuff for that. Prepare and if the local authorities say leave you should. Especially if you are in an area of the country gets hit hard by those kinds of disasters. I don't live in a state that does. In the mid 2000's we had a hurricane come up the East Coast. I ate a couple cans of cold Beefaroni and took a cold as shower. I didn't have power for 3.5 days. It was hot as shit. But I made it through.
”Preppers are boomer tier clowns most of the time, if we’re talking about this specific kind of prepper I have defined by being a clown.”

Gotcha
 
Found strawberries for .89 cents a lb at a local grocery store. Bought 20lbs and now making jam out of them. The quality is actually very good.

Something that isn't always mentioned is if you have pets, having a first aid kit and medicines for them. I would stock up on the latter now if you live in the US because they are about to make vet antibiotics available over the counter now for animals RX only. Keep this in mind if your backup idea was just buying fish antibiotics on Amazon or whatever. I'd suggest buying now. Buying comprehensive vet medicine books for whatever species you own is also important.
 
Is it better to build your own IFAK or purchase one that is already put together? It's one of the only things I'm missing from my go-bag. I found this one that comes in a drop-leg config. I like the idea of it, as it's within reach, and I don't have to quick-release the bag to access it. I'm open to other suggestions.
 
Is it better to build your own IFAK or purchase one that is already put together? It's one of the only things I'm missing from my go-bag. I found this one that comes in a drop-leg config. I like the idea of it, as it's within reach, and I don't have to quick-release the bag to access it. I'm open to other suggestions.
It really depends if you can find the individual components cheaper or not. If you just need a first aid go bag, this is OK. Quickclot type bandages are not cheap. You will want to have been certified First Aid before using these things. Another $60 or so bucks, but well worth it.
 
One thing I did recently was turn 1 pound of jalapeños into jalapeño powder. I didn't measure it, but I think you get about 1.25 ounces of very strong seasoning from 1 pound, based on them being 92% water. I cut them into strips, roasted them in the oven for 30 minutes without any oil, then put them in a dehydrator running for about 20 hours. You should have a solid piece of plastic at the bottom to catch any of the seeds that drop. I used a coffee grinder to turn everything into powder.

I want to wait until jalapeños or habaneros are on sale and make several pounds worth at once. I haven't noticed any clumping yet but I'm guessing you could use some loose rice grains or ground rice to prevent it.
 
Bumping this thread cuz i just found it and it might be informative/helpful to others.

Pro-tip: Do not count on storing Top Ramen long term. The noodles actually have fat in them, which can go rancid. They're probably good longer than the Best By date on the packaging, but it's hard to say how much longer.
Making noodles is actually very lazy. All you need is flour, water, and salt. You can use eggs if you want, but it isn't necessary. Get a pasta machine (please, hand operated only) and you will be in the pasta money in no time. There is no comparing fresh pasta with dried. I was like whatever whenever Gordon Ramsey shit on dried, but um, yeah, he was right. You can right away know the difference. You can make a bunch at once and it can feed you for several days. Homemade alfredo is also worth doing.

I am getting prepared for fall here. The days are shortening fast and I have to get my winter crop in. I think, honestly, I am finally good with all the preps I have made so far. I can't think of what else I could do in my situation. Maybe buy a washboard, I guess. But I have soap and buckets. I just have no real way to dry clothes when it is 40F and 100% humidity, lol. I have to figure that out.
 
Remember to keep iodine tablets in your vehicle, work bag, and at home. If the mushroom cloud is slightly larger than the size of your thumb, take the tablets immediately and distribute as many as you can as fast as you can if in public. Beer has been shown to help flush rads.
Cause our so-called betters have been talking about preemptive nuclear strikes.

Amazon prime currently has none. Ordered some so hopefully they arrive before the bombs fall, god forbid.
 
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Cause our so-called betters have been talking about preemptive nuclear strikes.

Amazon prime currently has none. Ordered some so hopefully they arrive before the bombs fall, god forbid.
I got some a few months ago.

From my brief research, I determined it's not that useful in a WW3 scenario. It's just one of the few protective measures against fallout that has reached the human body that works well because of how the thyroid works. You might also cause long-term thyroid problems from taking the recommended fallout protection dose for a while. Not that it would matter because your life expectancy and access to medical care would plummet anyway. Just wait for the bombs to drop nearby before taking it.


The only part of that article I disagree with is the idea that "emergency management officials" are going to provide you free iodide tablets after the bombs drop. They could be busy enthusiastically looting or trying to set themselves up as warlords.
 
One thing I did recently was turn 1 pound of jalapeños into jalapeño powder. I didn't measure it, but I think you get about 1.25 ounces of very strong seasoning from 1 pound, based on them being 92% water. I cut them into strips, roasted them in the oven for 30 minutes without any oil, then put them in a dehydrator running for about 20 hours. You should have a solid piece of plastic at the bottom to catch any of the seeds that drop. I used a coffee grinder to turn everything into powder.

I want to wait until jalapeños or habaneros are on sale and make several pounds worth at once. I haven't noticed any clumping yet but I'm guessing you could use some loose rice grains or ground rice to prevent it.
I did this a few months ago and it's outstanding. It has a surprising sweet note I didn't expect. I've also been stockpiling the fuck out of many varieties of dried chili pods. The ones I don't seal up for long term storage I pan toast and grind into powder. It's not even a matter of homemade being better, it's a completely different substance than store bought. Magnificent.

I've spent the year water bath canning and have acquired a pressure canner. First projects slated for the weekend are chicken stock and potatoes.

I love stockpiling 🤗

For low/no sugar canning Pomona's Pectin is tits. 10/10
 
I did this a few months ago and it's outstanding. It has a surprising sweet note I didn't expect. I've also been stockpiling the fuck out of many varieties of dried chili pods. The ones I don't seal up for long term storage I pan toast and grind into powder. It's not even a matter of homemade being better, it's a completely different substance than store bought.

For low/no sugar canning Pomona's Pectin is tits. 10/10
It's true. You find a pepper based spice mix at the store, it's full of salt, sugar and other fillers. You can get 100% ground cayenne, but I don't see jalapeno. Then the pan toasting gives it a unique flavor, and makes it dehydrate faster.

I ended up making a decent amount of habanero powder and using it quickly. Many of them were green, if they had more time to ripen it would have been even more powerful.

I don't care about making preserves atm but I have a lot of cheap pectin. I'm trying to use it to thicken homemade yogurt now. No great result yet but I was being lazy.
 
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