Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Narcotics]

sorry for party rocking too hard

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

ive said it before and i will keep saying it, clown world is to be laughed at, not get mad at. so sit back and laugh at all the retards, faggots, and grifters, dont get mad. getting mad only hurts yourself.

 

[eDove]

I stopped following the kingcobra thread because it's a bunch of faggots mad and calling him a rapist pedo who needs to die instead of just laughing.

Right? It's such annoying, Reddit-tier hatred. It dominates BP too. The DSP and Wings threads are insufferable for it. Why would you follow someone so fervently if they piss you off that much? Good grief.

Ethan Ralph pisses me off and annoys me a lot of the time (can't even begin to watch his streams in earnest). I don't follow him closely because of that. If he starts irritating me too bad, I go to a cow I can laugh at.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

There is nothing wrong with just reading and being entertained. I always thought that was the point of this site. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve written a post, read it then deleted it because I thought to myself I am not really adding anything with it. I wish more people had that kind of self-reflection.

In spite of my high post/day ratio I very much feel this. If you want a thread to use as a chat log go find some off topic general thread or something equivalent. Don't just post your random off the cuff generic thoughts in a lolcow thread. Keep some fucking decorum in those threads.

 

[Cymophane]

Wings’ is one of my favorite cows, but he’s proven difficult to discuss here multiple times. The conversation always deviates away from Wings’ and turns into a debate about the ethics, or lack thereof, of the trolls.

I sympathize with you. This is where I get most of my information about Wings since I don’t use Discord and haven’t watched any YouTube compilations in a while (they’ve been boring). That thread has mostly sucked for a very long time though

Yeah I've noticed the trolls are taking the spotlight away from him , and becoming more involved , I was kicked from the wings007 discord before things really started to ramp up over there. (I didn't even do anything) I guess they don't want leakers discussing the GayOps.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Shame them a harder daddy

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

What the fuck do you need all of that for, all you need to know about him for the most part can be found in the "This is how you DON'T play" series of videos.

Just the insinuation that someone that hasn’t combed through years of financials and tip tracking may have an opinion, one that goes against the grain, will set people off. It’s literally a fight.

Go through and read comments people make. Even when you’re not insulting him directly, any observations have to come with an insult or an insinuation of being a fag for the hulk or people get pounced on.

Shit get old. I wanna laugh at antics but it’s just raw nastiness and anything else is bullied out.

 

[zShirt]

It's literally instinct to get upset at the shit that horrible people do sometimes, even if you laugh at them more than you cringe. Anyone with common sense and human empathy would.

It's not common sense to shit up threads because you're angry though

 

[Android raptor]

Tbh the only time anyone should even consider reporting a thread subject to law enforcement is if there's proof of them committing serious crimes against kids/animals/etc like with Nike Bate, Snakething, the monkey torture people, etc, or they're actively threatening to hurt themselves or others and need a welfare check/mental health crisis-trained officer to pop by. Other shit like cows doing drugs and whatnot, who the fuck cares.

 

[Trober]

I've alwasy treaeted this place like a zoo. Watch the animals fling their shit in their little enviroments but don't jump into it and get involved.

Also on a personal level, while i think many people here go overboard with the edginess I really appreciate that a place like this exists.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Honestly, we have so much shit on here, that most of these idiots kind of feel the same. It's almost like flipping through channels on an TV, at this point.

I'd say about 90% of the shit on here with regards to the "lolcows" is completely pointless, boring and a waste of time, I just don't get the point in obsessing over this shit as much as people do.

DSP and Wings being among the main ones, who gives a single shit about those dudes?

I'm here because this is supposed to be an open forum where one can speak their mind about anything, but I find in practice in most threads there's one designated "correct" take and if you dare to go against the grain you get dogpiled, the only difference between here and other forums online is you don't get just banned outright, but that's another topic I guess.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

The Keffals thread has been especially retarded for a while. People are constantly goading him into stupid fights, or desperately posting about how they’re morally superior to them. It’s a huge source of newfag bait, and the constant shitflinging has made Keffals not fun to follow at all.

Keffals used to be funny because they have an incredible talent of putting their foot into their mouth and making themselves look retarded with every step they make, he doesn’t need encouragement to make himself look more retarded.

 

[Boyfriend Free Girl]

I came here to laugh at stupid internet funny people in peace. Anyone who gets remotely angry at lolcows need to touch grass.

 

[Matt Damon]

Yeah I've noticed the trolls are taking the spotlight away from him , and becoming more involved

This happens time and time again and the petty autistic infighting within the community always eventually sweeps all the gay ops away like brush being burnt in a forest fire.

It's annoying while it happens, but it's a pretty reliably self-regulating system.

 

[ReeferRoach]

I think I have a relevant image for today's drama.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

We need to discuss something important, is it beastality if someone fucks a lolcow?

 

[Retink]

Thank you for all that you put up with glorious sneeder in chief.

 

[Netizennameless]

Tbh the only time anyone should even consider reporting a thread subject to law enforcement is if there's proof of them committing serious crimes against kids/animals/etc like with Nike Bate, Snakething, the monkey torture people, etc, or they're actively threatening to hurt themselves or others and need a welfare check/mental health crisis-trained officer to pop by. Other shit like cows doing drugs and whatnot, who the fuck cares.

You know you fuckers have lost the plot when the baby blender is the voice of reason

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Dyn]

@Null set it up so anyone with 100+ posts gets autobanned if 90%+ of them are in the same thread. Almost all of this shit is caused by the dank little corners of the site that breed their own obsessive little communities who flail and screech in rage and indignation anytime the rest of the forum interacts with them.