Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Suburban Bastard]

I've def noticed a change from when I joined to more recent times. I made a thread to laugh at creepy old men and pickmes and it's been flooded with incels and their /pol/tard ramblings about the "decadence of the western world" and how "we must return to tradition" and other un-fun shit. Like, I just want to laugh at Dubai porta-potties and their viagra using sponsors. I've noticed with myself and others how the discussion has shifted over the years to laughing at cows and taking things lightly to shiting on each other for internet autism points or whatever.
I miss the fun times.

Your OP was pretty funny dude, a shame the thread got taken over by “MUH SOCIETAL DECAY” incels.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I unironically can't think of a good user from post 2020

@Dyn is almost from 2020 and he's a pretty good poster.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I nominate Wormy as the best post 2020 user at this point.

His tinhatting these last ten pages has been extremely amusing!

 

[Pissmaster]

I nominate Wormy as the best post 2020 user at this point.

His tinhatting these last ten.pahes has been extremely amusing!

His prize is a brand new hole in his drywall, courtesy of his own fist.

 

[Haramburger]

The community has grown large. New guests and users find it difficult to understand the culture. Reading this will help. These can be considered our principles, in order of importance.

LISTEN UP MUMSNET TOURISTS!!! IT'S PAST TIME YOU CURDLING HENS STOPPED CLUCKING AND LEARN TO INTEGRATE!!! BETTER THAN THE PAKIS YOU LET OVER THE THAMES, BETTER THAN THE LADS IN YOUR LOOS!!!

 

[Friendly Mudcrab]

The appeal of farms is that it's a "speak your mind" place that hasn't been completely drowned by pedo/fetish/animewaifu etc. shit. You're free to be a degenerate in any of the discords, chans and other shithole places, It's beyond me why newfriends want to change a place that has some standards into another shithole that's been abandoned by anyone sane.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Sarcasm. Forgot the sneed.

Again, I'm not allowed to. Badungus and Save the Loli told me Biden and the libruls locked down everything on account of Covid. /sneed

The OP of this thread will allow you to do even less than me. Better get off Kiwifarms before it's too late.

 

[FinnSven]

I hate women because Allah has called me to jihad, not because of anything they said on the internet.

So why did you stab Salman Rushdie then? Last I checked he was a womanizer, not a woman.

 

[Wormy]

The OP of this thread will allow you to do even less than me. Better get off Kiwifarms before it's too late.

It IS too late, anime avatar.

As for Null, that dickless wonder won't even ban me, let alone raise a firearm.

 

[Camel joe]

The appeal of farms is that it's a "speak your mind" place that hasn't been completely drowned by animewaifu shit

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[The Ugly One]

Besides, it's a lot more than internet rhetoric.

Experts have estimated we are only 12,973 shitposts away from the 17th Amendment being repealed.

 

[TherapyMan]

Just ban everyone and start over, @Null. The userbase cannot be saved.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Wormy really needs to stop turning this into his own personal thread.

Stop shitting this one up and get working on the OP of your own!

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Ban all discussions that are not related to Chris. This is the CWCki forums.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Experts have estimated we are only 12,973 shitposts away from the 17th Amendment being repealed.

It's like a punch card, when the one billionth "nigger" is uttered on the internet regardless of context that's when slavery is coming back.

 

[Wormy]

Wormy really needs to stop turning this into his own personal thread.

Stop shitting this one up and get working on the OP of your own!

I'll say what I want. Freedom of Speech, remember? Believe it or not, it means more than just hollaring NIGGER like a cocaine fuelled tourettes.

It's like a punch card, when the one billionth "nigger" is uttered on the internet regardless of context that's when slavery is coming back.

Or when @SSj_Ness gets into office.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Null's got a point but he was also very spergy about it.

Of course Null NPCs will blindly praise what he said without acknowledging any of his tard rage.

Null's overall mostly right but calm down Null lol

 

[JOHN SHRIMP DOE]

I unironically can't think of a good user from post 2020

My vote goes to the OP of those two new threads with the minecraft kid and the dangonronpa cut out. Funniest OPs in awhile.

 

[Terra Pax]

Nah I hate this pushover "live and let live" mentality dissident internet subcultures have. You shouldn't forgive your enemies because that's faggot shit and faggots never win. As soon as Keffals began silencing people and gloating about it everything besides irl shit immediately became warranted, including deplatforming him.

Imagine being this gay unironically and thinking that calling Keffals a tranny on this forum is any form of counter attack in a gay internet war.

 

[DogZero]

I like this website and the culture. newfags, please don’t make it another unfun outrage chamber. It’s what’s happened everywhere else.

sneed