Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[MoonMare]

You WILL have fun
You WILL Laugh
And you WILL be happy

 

[Epic Fail Man]

All of these issues would be resolved if this site had a Canadian subforum.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Lol calm down

 

[McSchlomo]

I basically agree with everything however I can't help but get a bit riled when I look at people like Yaniv, Keffals or assigned male where it is obvious that they are perverts with very real impacts on the life of actual people.

If you are a normal human being, some of the subjects of this forum WILL make you mad. Its pretty much impossible not to be angry at the bullshit they do (especially since a lot of them target children). I try to either disengage right away, or make one angry post to vent and then disengage when this happens.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

We should winnow the population of posters by pitting them in random one-on-one cyberbulling deathmatches. Whoever cries first has to delete their account and leave forever.

 

[Vect]

We're all behind you, Null. I'm here to enjoy myself in a way I can't on any other site. You getting all my Brave money, for whatever it's worth.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

It's not even just a newfag thing.

This nigga had an account since 2017. Just don't be like this retard.

Nature of the beast. Since this site features idiots by design, it's no surprise tards come here to feel better about themselves. With so many idiots to gawk at, you get overinflated egos popping up left and right thinking they're hot shit for having a better life than some fat guy being bad at games, or some internet addicted tranny.

Basically, don't be gay over internet gossip. We're here to laugh, not to look badass when compared against genuine retards.

 

[Karen]

Not only that, a bunch of shitheads in the Keffals thread caused it to be locked for four hours after sperging at Lucas' ex for referring to him as a "she".

Keep in mind his ex did not demand for anyone else to call Lucas a "she", or even ask for such.

All he did was call him a "she", and the result was pages upon pages of fucktarded sperging about how his ex doing so was a "power play" (fucking what.) and blah, blah, blah "fuck trannies" waaaah blah. Lucas' ex then fucked off, and a possible new lead was dead in the water.

Weens here get fucking madder at pronouns than troons do half the time.

Who the fuck cares

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Thank you, father, i will.

 

[Maude Snew]

Heh fucking wings people get pissed on shitheads. Enjoy this dancing Terry though.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

In fact, it's probably YOU who's a joyless prick!

 

[Looney Troons]

Thanks for locking the Wings thread. Where I’d much rather discuss his antics here over Reddit, that entire forum just devolved into utter stupidity, like a splinter of the gay Discord servers. Sucks that we won’t be able to talk about him, but we will live.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Having an old actress as a PFP = harassing a streamer and calling it "help."

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Brilliant! Get help.

I've never called it that, don't put words in my mouth, you weirdo, I am not one of those dead bitches.

 

[Power Glove]

null was sperging in the wings thread because he thinks everybody that watches him wants to see him in a wendy’s coffin

So, 80 % of the replies in Nikocado's thread, then?

 

[The Last Stand]

I've never called it that, don't put words in my mouth, you weirdo, I am not one of those dead bitches.

Now you're getting mad at ME. So sorry you milked your lolcow dry.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Yeeted Teet]

I basically agree with everything however I can't help but get a bit riled when I look at people like Yaniv, Keffals or assigned male where it is obvious that they are perverts with very real impacts on the life of actual people.

There's a difference between being horrified by a horrorcow and just plain a-logging.

 

[Honored guest]

Wing's trolls really are a bunch of niggers, if a fat man making money playing games(and getting fucked with while playing games) makes you so ass mad that you attack his income you should unironically kill yourself. This whole trend of fucking with peoples' income is getting out of hand, I could understand if they were using the money to directly hurt others, but thats not happening. Its all "I don't like him/her so I'm going to take away their ability to feed themselves and pay their bills away".

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

person-of-gender

What did he mean by this?

And apparently 2019 users were the worst.

He said after 2019. As in not including 2019.

 

[Emanems]

Is the influx of problem users due to increased media coverage of KiwiFarms, new lolcows with hatefans, or a generational difference? Exaggerated depictions of 4chan seemed to attract people who fit the depiction and it created a cycle. I wonder if KF is dealing with the same issue.

Registrations being open, I  think or at least feel like Archie Battersbee's thread link being widely shared around (at least thankfully the Brit boomers and spergs have remained contained in that thread), and YouTube videos about lolcows getting their sources from the Farms are what I sense reasons for such an influx. As well as what you mention.

I also feel like this cycle began with CWC's jail saga.

Also summertime brings summerfags. But Null probably knows best.