Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[zShirt]

Honestly this. More often than not It's all fun but there comes a point when people like Keffals and Fuentes are just actually upsetting to watch.

Then don't fucking watch

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You should treat yourself to a good sub with some banana peppers. If I recall correctly you like those.

 

[GossipGirl]

Actually, Wings has a plenty to offer, but someone decided that locking cow's thread during the major happening is a good idea. "Have fun" and all, you know.


Yeah, it's not like this is a website to talk about lolcows when something major happens to them or something.

If everyone is bitching instead of discussing, nothing is worth saying. Thread got closed for a reason. Cope.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

wait, we have ethics?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If you are a normal human being, some of the subjects of this forum WILL make you mad. Its pretty much impossible not to be angry at the bullshit they do (especially since a lot of them target children). I try to either disengage right away, or make one angry post to vent and then disengage when this happens.

if a lolcow sexually abusing a child doesn’t involve atleast a bit of anger, i’d question my life choices

 

[Wych Elm]

I'm a new(ish)fag, having joined in 2020, but I lurked for around two and a half years before joining. Letting your rage block the milk because a tranny is involved is just niggeredly and retarded. Lurk moar. Live, laugh, love.

Let the milk flow.

 

[Takodachi]

Maybe you should follow your own advice faggot. Barges into a thread where there's not a single issue, screeches like a tranny, gets so mad he locks the fucking thread about one of the biggest lolcows on this site

Since fucking when? Wings is a bleep, a nothing, a passing thought compared to other cows on the site.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

If everyone is bitching instead of discussing, nothing is worth saying. Thread got closed for a reason. Cope.

Well, actually the only one's who were bitching there were a bunch of out of the loop faggots and the one who locked it. You can go and check it yourself, you know.

 

[Zvantastika]

damn that wings thread really got you mad huh

This happens every few years with a topical cow, it's not new at all. The only problem is that nowadays there are far more normies in the site so it cloggs up threads faster and it's far more annoying to deal with the zerg rush of tards froth posting.

At this pace I wouldn't be that surprised if we make a thread on the kiwis who are always angery posting and make fun of them to see if they get the hint. Best case scenario: They do and tone it down. Worst case scenario: They get pissed even more and make the rest of us laugh at their dumbasses. Kind of a win win scenario in my opinion.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I was going to disagree on principle but I'm having trouble identifying where I want to disagree, guess I'll just send you whatever my current BAT stockpile is instead.

 

[Sneeds]

people looking for a replacement for, well a variety of things, but generally /pol/. Personally, i'm only here because my old haunts are either dead or a glorified Ethan Ralph thread.

Don’t 4chan users hate KF? I remembered I saw someone say that we’re a “degenerate shithole”

 

[Love Machine]

I wish wings and dsp a long life and a livable income.

 

[Big Green]

As a relatively newfag myself, it does irk me to see even newer people shitting up the threads I lurk.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Wish I'd registered earlier and avoided the mark of the faggot.

 

[MrTroll]

It's time to start charging money to register accounts. Retroactively applied for about 5 years. Pay up or leave deadbeats.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I am offended. Despite the advanced age of my account, I am perfectly capable of being a retard too.

 

[HackerX]

Tl;Dr

Way too many take lolcows too seriously or personally. Stop being insecure and vindictive as fuck and just appreciate things for that they are, then laugh.

And then laugh again because of how surreal everything is of you take a higher-level perspective.

After that, log off and get on with your day because you're a content person that isn't terminally online and miserable.

The end

 

[Ayydobe]

Since fucking when? Wings is a bleep, a nothing, a passing thought compared to other cows on the site.

So like 99% of the threads on this site? It's a stupid metric.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Some people definitely take their obsessions with these dudes too far, who honestly gives a shit about them? Do you have nothing better going on in your lives than to obsess over every single word and action of some fat retard online?

Chris is worth it because he's so singularly weird, but dudes like Wings seem completely boring and it's pointless to give a single shit about them.

Again, some lolcows are worthy, but many are boring as hell and I have no clue why people care so much.

 

[Absolutego]

Don’t 4chan users hate KF? I remembered I saw someone say that we’re a “degenerate shithole”

You say that like it somehow stops them from joining the site and constantly whining that we're a degenerate shithole.