Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Johan Schmidt]

Repeat; I'm not allowed. I'm a destroyer of western civilization, all video games are "pozzed" and tools of the Jews except for Rapelay and Ethnic Cleansing, the Covid lockdowns are still in place according to Badungus and Save The Loli, what am I to do?

C-can you at least rinse the sand out of vagina?

 

[gang weeder]

For context and those wondering, Josh got fed up with Wings' trolls' less-than-infallible logic today starting with this post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wingsofredemption-jordie-jordan.5549/page-323#post-12708686

The hardcore wings trolls are something else. People who actually get mad that wings exists are more pathetic than wings himself.

Anyways.
>Run a forum that is obviously going to attract and largely be populated by Internet autists
>Expect them not to be joyless pricks

I sympathize though. People who encourage false flagging for example should just be banned.

 

[Hyro]

Because of the lack of self awareness from Dear Leader.

"Please be nicer to the video game streaming grifters, but do go kill the Jews and Niggers." That's why.

He didn't say be nicer to them, he just told people to stop virtue signalling and pretending they're doing the cows a favour.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I hate direction brain politiautism as much as the next person, but why are you choosing this thread as your place to make your stand on this particular issue?

Unmedicated schizophrenia is a hell of a drug. Or not I guess.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

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Let's tell that to the people they killed. Seemed pretty serious to me.

How long until the White Hats come around to find you? Are you right after Fauci on the list or just in the general vicinity of his name?

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

Null asks everyone to be nice and stop taking things so seriously, thread instantly explodes in fighting. Never change, mango ranch

 

[Wormy]

He didn't say be nicer to them, he just told people to stop virtue signalling and pretending they're doing the cows a favour.

Same thing.

Also as if most of AT, which he supports and keeps going, content wise is right wing virtue signalling about how not Jewish/Nigger/Degenerate/Feminist they are. But that sort of VS'ing is acceptable.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

You're daring to go against the right wing narrative that supposedly doesn't exist here. That's what you get around here for doing it.

Lol.

There's no right wing narrative here lol. There are right wingers. But narrative? Not in the slightest.

What I'm finding is a bunch of shit where people wanna clutch pearls about minor shit and not look at rhe bigger picture, or even look logically. I'm right wing as fuck. I hate woke shit. But even I can see when it's surface level marketing bullshit designed to appease Twitter.

Not the first time it's happened, not the last. Not my fault I start a debate in a thread because my opinion conflicts with that of the local anime avatar

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

So you admit that you have nothing and people there were actually having their fun until someone decided to fish for approval?

>He is trying to gotcha me
When all i asked him is to be more funny instead of mad as shit someone made money.
I don't care about your spergary.
You are a joke to me, even more than wings could be
This idiot is mad at clown world instead of laughing
Laugh you shit, laugh.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Looking at the wings thread. I can see why people hate newfags so fucking much.

 

[LanceHaver]

There's a bunch of spergs in the Nick subforum who insist on flagging his Twitter accs, it's pretty gay

 

[Heckler1]

The forum is now full of virtue signaling ourobouros cocksuckers who care more about having "based" threads than actually providing content/discussion. Instead of getting new information about Keffals yesterday, we had pages of retards screaming "NOT REAL WOMYN!!!" and whacking off everyone who agrees with them, and generally being gunts to anyone actually trying to further the story.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Because of the lack of self awareness from Dear Leader.

"Please be nicer to the video game streaming grifters, but do go kill the Jews and Niggers." That's why.

I beg your fucking Pardon.

Null has directly stated his love for Israel several times, It is England he thinks Iran should nuke.

 

[Wormy]

How long until the White Hats come around to find you? Are you right after Fauci on the list or just in the general vicinity of his name?

Until the coup, they aren't a problem. Besides, you and the other right wing militia's that are going to form semi-officially from it are what's going to frag me if I live that long. Fauci was awhil e ago too, several others came after and GITMO's still got a lot of killing to do.

Null has directly stated his love for Israel several times, It is England he thinks Iran should nuke.

Has someone told A&N? Jews aren't liked around here, remember...

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

>He is trying to gotcha me
When all i asked him is to be more funny instead of mad as shit someone made money.
I don't care about your spergary.
You are a joke to me, even more than wings could be
This idiot is mad at clown world instead of laughing
Laugh you shit, laugh.

Actually, fuck it, you can go to his thread and show everyone there what "funny" looks like, let's see what it's gonna be.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I lurked this site for almost two years before I joined in 2019. Since then I think I have only made around 500 posts total. I religiously follow about 5-6 cows but only feel compelled to post something when I see a point that hasn’t been made or a joke that would work.

There is nothing wrong with just reading and being entertained. I always thought that was the point of this site. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve written a post, read it then deleted it because I thought to myself I am not really adding anything with it. I wish more people had that kind of self-reflection.

There has definitely been a huge influx of new members (especially this year 2022) who clearly have no idea what the culture of this board is. I think some kind of moratorium on new members would really be beneficial. I don’t know what the rules would be but some kind of limit on posts per day or posts per thread until they have shown they aren’t going to shit the place up.

All I can say is to the new people, please don’t fuck this place up. This board is the last vestige of the old internet I knew before the stasi style censorship and clampdown on the free flow of information came down in the early 2010’s. Once this place (and the small handful of others mimicking it) is gone the entire internet will become just another corporate owned conglomerate media shithole like cable TV. And the only way you will be allowed to participate with it is if you reflect their lie of reality back to them. I mean for fuck sake just look at twitter or reddit.

In spite of my high post/day ratio I very much feel this. If you want a thread to use as a chat log go find some off topic general thread or something equivalent. Don't just post your random off the cuff generic thoughts in a lolcow thread. Keep some fucking decorum in those threads.

This and this.

If you cannot think of something to add that is funny, insightful or even slightly relevant to a cow thread you are getting mad about? First, cope, seethe (and dilate). Then calm down. Then, if it's a public URL, archive, screenshot, fucking 3-2-1 backup whatever is activating your MATI mode. Archive.ph. Wayback Machine. Archive.st. Ghost Archive. All the good shit at the archive tools thread. If you must enter a cow's private channels to document their equally hilarious and rage-inducing endeavors (such as Discord servers or whatever), do not interact with them (or their fans). Lurk and screenshot everything you see, regardless if it gets you mad (unless it's spoiler-worthy NSFW or literally illegal shit like CP, then uh, that's not lolcow territory. That's "contact law enforcement" territory).

Everything else that is powerleveling or off-topic should be either spoilered or posted in their appropriate threads.

In case you cannot follow this process, then follow this: Log off from KF and/or click the X button of your browser (or swipe off the app for you filthy phoneposters).

If you must be MATI, at least share what's making you MATI in an appropriate manner.

Maybe your MATI can make someone else lose their sides instead. But that's only if you don't post like a raging retard. Then everyone else becomes a raging retard. And that's not fun for all us basic retards.

Please laugh. Maybe archive first. But definitely laugh.

I love you niggers.

 

[SFINAE]

I agree with most of what you're saying but you're not helping your own case by writing angry posts in threads whenever you think something's going awry. There are better ways of saying "hey, don't do this it's fucking stupid" than sperging on your admin account. Take your own advice and log off before angst-posting about trolls.

 

[The Last Stand]

A&H IS this site, faggot. Aside from the occasional anti Trump thread or the Salon, which got put there just so you and the rest can mock people in a safe-space anytime you feel an itch to.

Insult the site admin to make a point. Let's see how that plays out.

 

[Wormy]

Insult the site admin to make a point. Let's see how that plays out.

They won't ban me. They won't do shit. Gutless worms, all of them.

 

[Nazrin]

Does that mean I think Keffals shouldn't be allowed to make that money? Fuck no, I don't care how retards spend their money, and neither should you.

It's sad because I feel like Keffals doesn't think that way and doesn't just think people shouldn't make money, Keffals will encourage their fans to help draw attention and deplatform and individual. It's also sad that the internet companies value Keffal's opinion over yours, even though yours is more tolerant of people.