Pun Thread

[Tayjelir]

Go!!!

What do you call an egg with a passable quality?



An eggception.

 

[Ravenor]

Go!!!

What do you call an egg with a passable quality?



An eggception.

You're a punnyguy.

I'll get me coat.

 

[Surtur]

@Coster

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

 

[Overcast]

What do you call a waffle on the beach?

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A Sandy Eggo.

*rates self dumb*

 

[Coster]

Eggscellent pun OP! This thread is certainly an eggsciting opportunity for all those involved. If you can't take the puns, eggxit the thread immediately. If you can, come, stay a while, while we eggxhibit the best puns the Kiwi Farms have to offer!

slaps his knee quadrice

 

[Abethedemon]

I don't get all of these yolks

 

[Handsome Pete]

Eggscellent pun OP! This thread is certainly an eggsciting opportunity for all those involved. If you can't take the puns, eggxit the thread immediately. If you can, come, stay a while, while we eggxhibit the best puns the Kiwi Farms have to offer!

Pretty impressive. I'll bet you've got a dozen of 'em.

 

[ZehnBoat]

drive-by jizzing

cumming and going

 

[Abethedemon]

What do you call a Mongolian text about summoning eldritch monstrosities?
The NecronomiKhan!

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Just pwnt some Lin Kuei noobs in Mortal Kombat X. Sub-Zero? More like Subpar-o, amirite?!

 

[Abethedemon]

I can't speak for myself, but I think puns are dumb

 

[Tayjelir]

What do you call someone being dragged around by their organs?

An organ trail.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Did you hear about the Italian Chef?

He pasta-away today. We cannoli do so much.

 

[Zoobles]

You interested in a pun about sweet potatoes?

I know I yam.

 

[GolgoXIII]

I got plenty. They're appealing to the right customer.

 

[Abethedemon]

What do you call a dog from R'lyeh?

Spoiler

Collie Cthulhu!

 

[MalWart]

Why has there been an increase in the suicide rate in India?

People were getting Sikh of everything.

 

[Motherboard]

People with BDSM kinks say they like having acrobats in bed best.

God knows they love their tightropes.

 

[SP 199]

Don't worry guys I have a skeleTON of humerus jokes