حلال PvtRichardCranium / Richard Heinz

[ShazbotChan]

PvtRichardCranium a.k.a Richard L. Heinz

Known for his attempt to make the Liquid Jace saga, he was recently revealed to be a lolcow himself. He is a schizophrenic, and possibly autistic, 20-something year old who lives at 281 Caswell Avenue West A7, Twin Falls, Idaho (he posted this on youtube) http://i.imgur.com/zvkwqwF.png
. As you can see, he lives with his mom in a trailer park. http://i.imgur.com/Jl6VrPh.jpg

He originally got anal-blasted when he was banned from the CWCki, going after Null. He soon revealed alot of personal things about his life. Like his multiple girlfriend: Here is picture a lovely brother and sister...er I mean lovely couple

Richard also claims he is a master troll and a leet haxor who can dox you and melt your router. He also claims that he is the CWCki, and that Null banned him cause he was jealous of his master trolling. As you all probably know, he has a youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/PvtRichardCranium

Thats all I have for now, and the main jist of this new lolcow. Enjoy.

 

[Arkangel]

NO THREADS ABOUT PREVIOUS FORUM MEMBERS

 

[Enig]

NO THREADS ABOUT PREVIOUS FORUM MEMBERS

Rick Heinz himself requested it, screaming at people in IRC that people would be destroyed without his precious thread. He went from harassing Jace to wanting to be a lolcow, I take it, I can't understand his weenbabble.

 

[Uncle Warren]

NO THREADS ABOUT PREVIOUS FORUM MEMBERS

Not our fault Pvt was so desperate to have a thread made for him.

[16:07] <Shazb0t> Or he just feels sorry for your pathetic ass PvtRichardCranium
[16:07] <+JEWS> i don't think he'll delete a thread if we make one with cocks
[16:07] <@SpacePirate> PvtRichardCranium why are you even in here? This isn't cwcki
[16:07] <dienull> everyone fears you
[16:07] <PvtRichardCranium> Make one then pussy
[16:07] <PvtRichardCranium> I DARE you
[16:07] <PvtRichardCranium> See what fucking happens

 

[exball]

Null said we can't have a thread on Pvt.

 

[Surtur]

I am willing to make an exemption for this. He did request it after all.

 

[Linako 2.0]

PvT needs to watch more anime, helps you relax and not feel so angry

 

[Bob's Fries]

3:30PvtRichardCraniumI will win that bet
13:30PvtRichardCraniumBecause Null fears me
13:30PvtRichardCraniumHe is going to lock and delete it as soon as he logs on

Null if you want a reason to not lock this, there it is.

 

[Judge Holden]

I am willing to make an exemption for this. He did request it after all.

there seems to be a flaw in that logic. if a tard demands a thread be made of himself, wouldnt it be good and right to not give him what he wants?

 

[Mr. 0]

PvtPrivates is no match for Hulkamania

 

[Surtur]

3:30PvtRichardCraniumI will win that bet
13:30PvtRichardCraniumBecause Null fears me
13:30PvtRichardCraniumHe is going to lock and delete it as soon as he logs on

Null if you want a reason to not lock this, there it is.

I was just about to post this.

 

[Bob's Fries]

there seems to be a flaw in that logic. if a tard demands a thread be made of himself, wouldnt it be good and right to not give him what he wants?

Nah, it would only just stroke his micropenis ego if we take it down.

 

[ShazbotChan]

Oh, and you should all know PvtRichardCranium has stated, anyone who posts in this thread. Is DONE!

 

[exball]

there seems to be a flaw in that logic. if a tard demands a thread be made of himself, wouldnt it be good and right to not give him what he wants?

Maybe he's only semi retarded and trying reverse psychology.

 

[Surtur]

there seems to be a flaw in that logic. if a tard demands a thread be made of himself, wouldnt it be good and right to not give him what he wants?

I know what I am doing.

 

[Linako 2.0]

he will still rage if you make one anyway.
anything seems to tick PvT off

 

[Uncle Warren]

there seems to be a flaw in that logic. if a tard demands a thread be made of himself, wouldnt it be good and right to not give him what he wants?

Clearly you people don't know what proper cocks acquirement is.

Sometimes you just need to obligate someone to unzip their pants.

 

[CatParty]

is that chick "all muscle" too?
she has to be one of the hundreds of "hotties" he bangs

 

[Bob's Fries]

I swear Null will go ballistics.

Or he'll just go along with it.

 

[BT 075]

I think this is a new low... someone who actually wants to be a lolcow? I've seen a lot of craziness back in the day but I'm pretty sure this never happened before!

I'm guessing he likes the attention and wants to still be talked about after the banhammer hit his chubby ass. As I never got in the Parkourdude saga I never really saw him sperg until it was too late. All I remember is how he claims to be some sort of sex god when it takes one look at his pictures to tell he's a virgin. Fat, short, neckbeard, weening it up to the extreme? He checks all the lolcow boxes.