"Queen Bee" sperging

[sparklemilhouse]

Pretty sure its not the real megan, but they did a good job of making the email sound like one of her old emails. They did their research.

 

[A-№1]

Far as I'm concerned, let Fatty avalanche down crazy mountain.

It's not like we can do anything to prevent that inevitability anyways. Might as well enjoy the show while it's happening.

I'm just going to get some popcorn and be a spectator to this one.

I'd be completely happy to do the same except for one thing: whatever ween is doing this is loading Chris up with crazy and pointing that crazy onto Megan, and she really doesn't deserve that.

If someone absolutely must try trolling Chris, they should do it as them self or as a made up identity. Impersonating an uninvolved real person just to troll Chris is a dick move.

Admittedly I'm still making the popcorn to watch the show, because there's not much else I can do; I'm just not completely happy about it.

tl;dr: It would be better if this stopped. Not for Chris sake, because fuck Chris, but for Megan's.

 

[AtroposHeart]

Chris, you are a fuckin idiot. I am not even going to put in the Hi A-log button here because it is true. After, the countless of fake women on the internet you don't raise any suspicion at all that this is fake.

ANIMALS can be trained not to fall the same tricks twice. In fact, pigs have been able to play simple video games.

 

[_blank_]

So Chris, how is that high school reunion thing going? Oh, they're all starting to decline and say you're a sociopathic villain, albeit an inept one, and they want nothing to do with you? Oh, that's okay. Keep just playing with your Legos and posting deranged ramblings about people that forgot your half a decade ago through your busted-ass idea book or whatever. It's okay, the tiny yellow-headed plastic toys while always smile upon you.

Y'know, to border on the line of more A-logging, I really do hope he posts up a new video in his blind haze of smug, delusional, naive righteousness, if just so the harsh reality of posting threats against people online hits him square in the face. I know he won't, but still... eventually the fool dancing around the fire is gonna get himself burnt.

 

[Coffee Overdose]

You all know its a troll but I'm going to throw this out here now. IF there is EVER any account of Megan contacting Chris its probably a stupid ween or some shitty troll.

Megan wants nothing to do with Chris, its behind her and she has moved on. She doesn't want to contact chris because not only does she not want to add salt to an obviously infected wound but because she doesn't want to push him further. Megan wants Chris to forget about her. Period.

How do I know this wasn't her for reals? How do I know why?
Megan and I are related. I'm leaving it at that.
(Wasn't even aware of Chris' obsession with Megan til I found this site)

I called her, asked her, and she said no and don't bring it up again its dead and over with. She's a bit unsettled by Chris' relapse into her again but isn't worried.

That is all. Topic dead. Not Megan. Obvious Troll.

 

[Kosher Dill]

For a ween to convince Chris that they are actually Megan is like an aspiring stage actress landing the role of "Maria" in "West Side Story", except that WSS is kinda good, and nobody in it at any point reveals themselves to be Batman.

"I feel shitty / Oh so shitty / I feel shitty, and dizzy, and gay!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs

 

[Surtur]

You all know its a troll but I'm going to throw this out here now. IF there is EVER any account of Megan contacting Chris its probably a stupid ween or some shitty troll.

Megan wants nothing to do with Chris, its behind her and she has moved on. She doesn't want to contact chris because not only does she not want to add salt to an obviously infected wound but because she doesn't want to push him further. Megan wants Chris to forget about her. Period.

How do I know this wasn't her for reals? How do I know why?
Megan and I are related. I'm leaving it at that.
(Wasn't even aware of Chris' obsession with Megan til I found this site)

I called her, asked her, and she said no and don't bring it up again its dead and over with. She's a bit unsettled by Chris' relapse into her again but isn't worried.

That is all. Topic dead. Not Megan. Obvious Troll.

We know its a troll, discussing his madness is kind of what we do here.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Isn't is obivous? Siri has become self-aware.

And it wants to troll.

It's like Stephen King's "Cell" except instead of the pulse turning everyone into a zombie it's a single iPhone gaining both sentience and raging hatred for its owner. Just imagine the Siri voice going "STOP TOUCHING MY SCREEN WITH THOSE FAT GREASY FINGERS YOU UGLY FUCKFACE."

 

[LordCustos3]

That is all. Topic dead. Not Megan. Obvious Troll.

Well let's hope that -- rather than dragging this out -- The next message from Liquid Megan is

• "Ho ho ho, Chris'tard, you are so gullible and Naive. I'm not really Megan, but you were dumb enough to think I was. The real Megan doesn't even remember you exist. Now all you can do is yell at the walls like a 'tard, because nobody is listening. Buh-bye. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

anything else is just going to end badly.

 

[BillRiley]

tl;dr: It would be better if this stopped. Not for Chris sake, because fuck Chris, but for Megan's.

I dunno. If it's a troll, then Chris isn't communicating with Megan, so, no harm - no foul. If it is Megan, then what's Chris going to do? Curse-ye-ha-me-ha her? Sic the ghost of Bob on her?

 

[Coffee Overdose]

You all know its a troll but I'm going to throw this out here now. IF there is EVER any account of Megan contacting Chris its probably a stupid ween or some shitty troll.

Megan wants nothing to do with Chris, its behind her and she has moved on. She doesn't want to contact chris because not only does she not want to add salt to an obviously infected wound but because she doesn't want to push him further. Megan wants Chris to forget about her. Period.

How do I know this wasn't her for reals? How do I know why?
Megan and I are related. I'm leaving it at that.
(Wasn't even aware of Chris' obsession with Megan til I found this site)

I called her, asked her, and she said no and don't bring it up again its dead and over with. She's a bit unsettled by Chris' relapse into her again but isn't worried.

That is all. Topic dead. Not Megan. Obvious Troll.

We know its a troll, discussing his madness is kind of what we do here.

I understand that but some people might try to egg Megan on or think that its actually her. Just throwing out why this won't ever be her.

Chris' madness is one thing but threatening people is where I start to draw the line. I know he's as weak as wet tissue but still it unnerves me a bit. I am curious though about his whole reunion thing. Do you think he'd bring up Megan at the reunion if he had a chance?

A few highschool reunions I worked at some people couldn't let go of highschool and still tried to keep pretty and such. Chris? Chris never changes.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Obviously it's just an epik ween kid.

Also, chris-chan was the only one who liked his own post

 

[MrTroll]

I can just imagine some greasy little BlueSpike wannabe shit rubbing his hands together at the thought of being able to claim the title of the person who goaded Chris into making his first video in years.

 

[Surtur]

I'm sure given the opportunity to sperg at the reunion, he will and then some.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

ANIMALS can be trained not to fall the same tricks twice. In fact, pigs have been able to play simple video games.

I want to make a joke about this fact and Chris's favorite hobby, but that would be too mean

 

[Coffee Overdose]

That is all. Topic dead. Not Megan. Obvious Troll.

Well let's hope that -- rather than dragging this out -- The next message from Liquid Megan is

• "Ho ho ho, Chris'tard, you are so gullible and Naive. I'm not really Megan, but you were dumb enough to think I was. The real Megan doesn't even remember you exist. Now all you can do is yell at the walls like a 'tard, because nobody is listening. Buh-bye. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

anything else is just going to end badly.

I honestly hope this whole "Return of Megan" episode wraps up soon. While its providing some meh lulz I'm more worried at this point. Yes Chris is as weak as a wet papertowel, but if you push anyone too far it'll end badly. For both sides.

The side that wants revenge.
The side that wants to forget.

 

[Spatchmo]

Do we have anyone that can find out how many people have stopped being his friend on facebook since this madness began?

 

[LordCustos3]

Do we have anyone that can find out how many people have stopped being his friend on facebook since this madness began?

It appears that both Anna and Waterhead have both gone silent.




....Hey.
Here's a thought.
Could Liquid Megan be one of those two losers?

 

[Some JERK]

That is all. Topic dead. Not Megan. Obvious Troll.

Well let's hope that -- rather than dragging this out -- The next message from Liquid Megan is

• "Ho ho ho, Chris'tard, you are so gullible and Naive. I'm not really Megan, but you were dumb enough to think I was. The real Megan doesn't even remember you exist. Now all you can do is yell at the walls like a 'tard, because nobody is listening. Buh-bye. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

anything else is just going to end badly.

I honestly hope this whole "Return of Megan" episode wraps up soon. While its providing some meh lulz I'm more worried at this point. Yes Chris is as weak as a wet papertowel, but if you push anyone too far it'll end badly. For both sides.

The side that wants revenge.
The side that wants to forget.

it's never going to "wrap up". That's the point. Chris will obsess over Megan until he dies. She was right to get the fuck away from him when she did. But Chris is really, seriously inept. And a coward. And easily mislead. Unless Megan specifically wants to see or talk to him again, she never will, because there's no way in the world that he'd ever be able to make that happen on his own.

 

[QI 541]

Do we have anyone that can find out how many people have stopped being his friend on facebook since this madness began?

It appears that both Anna and Waterhead have both gone silent.




....Hey.
Here's a thought.
Could Liquid Megan be one of those two losers?

I think Waterhead already unfriended Chris.