"Queen Bee" sperging

[Kyoosand]

I agree that this is obviously some ween impostor.

But you know what would set Chris off for sure? If Chris ever found out that Megan was not only in a happy marriage with someone else, but that she has a daughter by now too. The idea that she has a marriage and daughter while he is without a female that is pleasant to his eyes nor his sweet daughter Crystal is sure to form all sorts of Tard Rage in that diseased skull of his. The verbal mushroom clouds he'd leave on Facebook would be epic.

 

[CWCissey]

I agree that this is obviously some ween impostor.

But you know what would set Chris off for sure? If Chris ever found out that Megan was not only in a happy marriage with someone else, but that she has a daughter by now too. The idea that she has a marriage and daughter while he is without a female that is pleasant to his eyes nor his sweet daughter Crystal is sure to form all sorts of Tard Rage in that diseased skull of his. The verbal mushroom clouds he'd leave on Facebook would be epic.

We do NOT tease Chris.

It's in the rules, you can mock and insult him and his family but directly annoying Chris is not allowed.

 

[MayMay]

Well, it's been 3 years now at Providence and it's all over! Where has the time gone to? The most important parting words I can leave you with - well, are to always remember this. You show people where your weak points are located, then they will know how to push your button. If you never show them, they will never know. I hope you will have an enjoyable summer and come back to visit. Do you very best at Manchester, put your best foot forward, and treat others as you wish to be treated.

Even his favorite teacher couldn't get through his thick, naive skull.

...

That last bit there. "and treat others as you wish to be treated." I can't help but feel he actually listened to that part, as in using "if I keep touching her/ect, she'll do the same to me!" as a rationale for acting like a creeper.

 

[shutupman]

Chris seems to be dead set on going to prison. At least he'll finally get the counseling he so desperately needs...

 

[Pikonic]

To "Megan"
I find your desperate attempt to get Chris back on teh utoobez pathetic and disrespectful. I don't give a flying fuck about who he is ranting about, if they're innocent please do not pretend to be them. Megan has been through enough shit and it doesn't need to be topped off with some pretending to be her. A YouTube video is not worth disrespecting an innocent woman.
Please cease the emails with Chris, I don't feel like reading emails that I know are fake, if you wanna troll Chris, go on /cow/, get laughed at, then go fuck off.
With regards,
Pikonic

Ok, got that outta the way. Back to Chris.

Chris seems to be dead set on going to prison. At least he'll finally get the counseling he so desperately needs...

Sadly, I don't think therapy will work. It didn't after the PVCC incident. It didn't work after the place incident. Chris is so into himself he can't acknowledge he needs help. He needs real tough love which he won't get because he's 'special'.

 

[Furina]

I think the question now is what can we do to control the potential damage this Megan impersonator is doing. I realise we're probably helpless to do anything but watch and let it unfold, but that doesn't sit right with me. At least we're getting some entertaining stuff out of OPL. Oh Chris, you so angry.

 

[Pikonic]

I think the question now is what can we do to control the potential damage this Megan impersonator is doing. I realise we're probably helpless to do anything but watch and let it unfold, but that doesn't sit right with me. At least we're getting some entertaining stuff out of OPL. Oh Chris, you so angry.

Null will do what he can to get "Megan" banned of the forums, though it seems to be difficult. Hopefully "Megan" had read everyone's ridicule of her on the forums, and learns "she" is a and back off.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

Such naivete.

All this past years being paranoid about the trolls and he falls for the most obvious one.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Then it became pretty clear that you don't just contact Chris either - Any communication with Chris is apparently controlled by the CWC Illuminati, or something like that.

No, not really. Chris does that on his own, although he's really let his guard down lately. The most anyone in the "CWC Illuminati" can do, in theory, is discredit the Megan impostor...but it's still up to Chris who he wants to talk to (or if he wants to believe what people tell him about trolls). And he ignores the vast majority of JULAY that reaches him.

 

[Christ-Chan]

All else aside this is the stupidest way to try to make him produce more videos possible. "I want you to APOLOGIZE in a video"? What have you been smoking?

 

[Furina]

I just had a thought. Would Chris even recognise Megan if he met her today?

They haven't seen each other in a long time and Chris has a pretty poor ability to recognise faces as has been well documented on the Cwciki, so unless he's been following her on Facebook (which seems unlikely if he still doesn't know she's married and has a daughter) I doubt he'd know her if he saw her. He probably still sees her as her old self back as she was when they were still friends. Chris still sees himself as his high-school self so it stands to reason he'd still see Megan as the young twenty-something and not as a thirty-something woman.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Seriously? What the hell? What video could he possibly make that will change our perspective about him in any way. He's not going to do a Sonichu update, nor is he going to threaten to kill Clyde Cash or anything like that. He's too much of a trainwreck to do anything about that. I sent him a friend request a couple of days ago just to see what would happen and he didn't even respond. The old Chris would have accepted, but constantly interrogated me and it would have been pretty funny. If he did respond to me it would just be with some pathetic begging for me to leave him alone.

Once again, as it's been said before, Chris isn't the man he used to be. If he even does make a video, it will be him barely audibly mumbling nervously about trolls and then Barb would tell him to turn off the camera.

 

[impossibility]

If I were false 'Megan' here I'd be trying to bait a Sonichu comic about Megagi and losing the megtune powers and stuff, instead of trying to get an apology video.

It'd be more effort for Chris and therefore less likely, but I'm just nostalgic for the old shitty-comic days I guess.

 

[Christ-Chan]

If I were false 'Megan' here I'd be trying to bait a Sonichu comic about Megagi and losing the megtune powers and stuff, instead of trying to get an apology video.

It'd be more effort for Chris and therefore less likely, but I'm just nostalgic for the old shitty-comic days I guess.

I'd have said something like "you can't be the real Chris because as clumsy as he his he would never ever say anything that horrible! I'd have to hear the words straight from his mouth to believe it!" or something like that. If you want him to do something don't ask him to do it directly or his lazyness and spite will combine to form an impenetrable wall around him.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I want this Imposter Megan to exceed the hurtful truth level.

And I see I still fail at spelling "Impostor"

 

[Kyoosand]

I agree that this is obviously some ween impostor.

But you know what would set Chris off for sure? If Chris ever found out that Megan was not only in a happy marriage with someone else, but that she has a daughter by now too. The idea that she has a marriage and daughter while he is without a female that is pleasant to his eyes nor his sweet daughter Crystal is sure to form all sorts of Tard Rage in that diseased skull of his. The verbal mushroom clouds he'd leave on Facebook would be epic.

We do NOT tease Chris.

It's in the rules, you can mock and insult him and his family but directly annoying Chris is not allowed.

Who said anything about teasing? If Megan is married and has a kid by now, then it would just be a fact. Note the words "If Chris ever found out....".

I won't go teasing Bloaty McFatTranny, but I'm not going to make any attempt to hide them either. It's all kind of moot anyway since I have no power to expose/ hide Megan. If things happen and Chris finds out, then oh well. It won't be ing to watch Chris making an ass out of himself again.


And on a side note that may rub against a few certain people, I have to ask what makes them think that Chris is their Personal Lolcow? Chris has become an International laughingstock, so it's expected to see a few rogue trolls make the attempt to approach the manbaby. Faux Megan just happened to say the right words (either planned or they just got lucky) that tripped the right triggers in Chris' turd-for-a-brain and got him riled up. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that Chris regards Megan to be an arch enemy. Even though he does seem to occasionally forget that and blame others like Mary Lee Walsh and the Greene County School Board of 1992 as the original trolls who started him on this Trail of Tears. Even in Chris' delusional world he cannot stick to his own story on who the original tormentors are.

But what's done is done. Faux Megan has Chris' fullest attention now, and if the Illuminati does not approve, then the only thing they can do is just not get involved with either party and let things unfold where they may.

 

[bradsternum]

I want this impostor to jump off a fuckin' bridge. In the past year or so, Chris has become nearly as delusional as Gabrielle Chana. It's unethical to fuck with him like this, mostly because it could damage an innocent life (Megan.)

 

[Cwckifan]

Good God, seriously? Really, he's learned to spot trolls who contact him from dating sites, but immediately thinks he can't be trolled when it comes to Megan? Hell, I'd think that being angry and obsessed would make one more cautious, since they'd be more aware of their vulnerability to traps

 

[MrTroll]

I think the question now is what can we do to control the potential damage this Megan impersonator is doing. I realise we're probably helpless to do anything but watch and let it unfold, but that doesn't sit right with me. At least we're getting some entertaining stuff out of OPL. Oh Chris, you so angry.

If you happen to have Megan Schroeder's current address, phone number, alias, name of spouse, or social security number, please don't forward them to Chris.

That's the extent of our responsibility in this situation, and without any of those things no potential damage can be realized, unless the real Megan happens to catch wind of this stuff and is dumb enough to let herself get dragged back into the shitshow that is Chris's life, in which case she deserves whatever she gets.

 

[Hitler]

How is this person any more ween than any of these people [cwc]trolls[/cwc]? He's the exact same, he's just someone who is trying provoke Chris in an attempt to create content. Nowadays people are so eager to call everyone ween that no one can interact with Chris without being considered ween. I think it has to do with some kind of nostalgia kind of thing, he's doing the exact same thing but because he's not one of the classics we all know and love, he must be some annoying little fag that should just go away.

It's like Star Wars. First we had 4-6 which everyone loves, they're considered timeless masterpieces because they're the originals even though 4 and 6 weren't as good as everyone remembers. So 4-6 are basically like Clyde, Liquid, Ivy, etc. Then 1-3 were horrid abominations which everyone hates and wish never happened. 1-3 equal wannabe trolls like A-Log, shit trolls like Thorg, the more recent wannabe/shit trolls Kenneth Engelhardt and Vivienne Chaloux, etc. and just fuck all for content in general.

Because of this downward trend, I think a lot of people have it in their head that 'new' = bad even if they don't realize it. I noticed this as an example of people being blinded by the thought: past = good, new = bad, instead of specific strategies or trolling plans = good/bad (I don't mean to single Christ-ian out as lots of people have been saying shit with the same sort of tone, this was just the most recent when I was writing this)

All else aside this is the stupidest way to try to make him produce more videos possible. "I want you to APOLOGIZE in a video"? What have you been smoking?

Criticising this new troll for trying to get Chris to make a video apologising to someone who he is very angry at, calling the idea stupid. With absolutely no exaggeration, this is literally the exact same thing Alec did multiple times and he is beloved around here and I would bet he is a lot of peoples favourite troll. Alec put asperchu ads all over the CWCki, which Chris hated, raged at and made threats of sicking his dog's ghost on him, Alec called him up and in an incredibly demeaning way (talking to him like he was a four y/o (but understandably so)) made him make videos apologising to him and even got him to make comics apologising and people loved it.

Now because Chris is so paranoid and cut off from everyone it's near impossible for someone to just up and start trolling Chris cuz he just ignores everything so this new guy has to take the form of what Chris is focused on in order to get a reaction and even then it's a shot in the dark. All the trolls and all of us made Chris this inaccessible and now that someone has got Chris to take the bait again a bunch of people say he ween when he's doing the same thing as the other beloved trolls. I think a lot of people forget: calling him up and screaming JULAY!! is ween, making an obnoxious little rant on youtube is ween, creating fake facebook pages of Chris saying he is gay is ween. Inducing Chris to make his own content through deceiving him about who you are is par for the course.

And do people really think Megan cares about what Chris does, like she went to sleep last night thinking "Chris is going on about me again. Oh, this is ruining my life " Megan was an extremely big part of Chris's life but that Chris was an extremely big part of Megan's life is not the case. I sincerely doubt she gets any calls or her day to day is in any way affected by Chris, she probably hardly remembers his name. Anyone who thinks Chris is having a big effect on her is probably a little too obsessed with Chris and should take some time off and realize that not everyone cares about him the way we do, even if they knew him IRL.

TL;DR Anyone suggesting this guy is ween is a nostalgiafag, Megan is not being affected by anything Chris or this new guy does and the new Star Wars movies will almost certainly be better than the prequels.