Question for men: you are in a forest...

[break these cuffs]

Not really, it should be high, but not practically impossible like you're putting it to be. But anyways, we can disagree.

People who don't spend time in the wilderness underestimate how dangerous it is. Look up that stats on people lost in the woods and where they're found. You ever work or volunteer for wilderness rescue? You'll find people few hundred yards from the trail they were hiking disheveled and scared. They find bodies the same way. A few hundred yards, a mile. It's often quite close.

Experienced outdoorsman die when they overestimate their own ability in areas they know. Mother Nature is a cruel bitch and she does not abide the inexperienced or supremely arrogant. You're talking about being put in the middle of the forest miles away from anything without supplies. You're fucked. You pick a direction and walk until you die. If you know some topology you can make educated guesses as to the best direction to go. Maybe you can walk to the top of a hill and hope it's open at the top.

You're talking about a forest on Earth. Tropical jungles and boreal forests make up a large percentage of that. You aren't talking about small clusters of trees citycucks call the woods.

It's not going to be consensual when in such scenario, arguably not, and honestly, most likely. That's because of the stress you're both under, so upon getting out of there and looking back, what's a reasonable thought?
That the one mentioning having sex in such scenario (you, the one who did) was someone taking advantage of their vulnerability.

Kind of impressed I'd get "have sex" so fast even on this thread.

Lol how did I imply I was going to force them to have sex? IT'S RAPE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STRESSED! I mentioned banging because you're scenario is stupid and it's impossible to take seriously.

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't get it.

 

[not william stenchever]

Uh, is it a fat chick?

The bear would really quite like to know.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I choose to be the man that wasn't selected. I go with the bear. I tame the bear over a series of weeks and then use the bear to enslave the couple.

 

[We Are The Witches]

People who don't spend time in the wilderness underestimate how dangerous it is. Look up that stats on people lost in the woods and where they're found. You ever work or volunteer for wilderness rescue? You'll find people few hundred yards from the trail they were hiking disheveled and scared. They find bodies the same way. A few hundred yards, a mile. It's often quite close.

What you say about the dangerousness is fair, but given the way I presented the question, there is a slight chance you could get out alive, not just because of skill and luck, but also because it may not be that far away, you however don't know that yet, not with precision, but you have to choose anyways with the info presented.

Lol how did I imply I was going to force them to have sex? IT'S RAPE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STRESSED!

I didn't say you'd "force" them, as in them not wanting to do anything but you doing anyways.

And yes, under such a scenario (or even one that's not even that extreme), you suggesting this and them apparently accepting, could mean that afterwards they'd reconsider the act as being rape, because of emotional/mental vulnerability. Like you joke about the "stress", but it's an argument that will be taken seriously.

My hypothetical still attempts to understand people's thinking, so whether you think it sucks or not, it does its purpose.

 

[Tablet County]

And then, out of the corner of your eye, you spot him...















Shia LaBeouf.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I go for a nice walk in the forest enjoying the fresh air
Time to return to monke

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I train the bear to be my personal killing machine, then ride him into battle against the man and woman!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

What season is it? Is it a hangry bear that just woke up from hibernation or is it reasonably full? What species is it? Is it a male or female bear? If female, does it have one or more cubs present? Are there other bears within the forest? If so, are they also paired with random people? What is the elevation of the forest? How much annual rainfall does the forest receive? What other animals are present in the forest? When being transported to the forest, will I be able to keep whatever is in my pockets? How about the other people? Are there any rivers, streams, creeks, lakes, or ponds in the forest? What is the average pH of the soil in the forest?

 

[GhaeicSD]

Pragmatic Option: Choose the man. Out of sheer statistics they are more likely to be of help, no matter how unlikely.
Chivalrous Option: Choose the woman. As long as they can carry some shit and find some berries, they'll be help enough. The other guy has a better chance of surviving the bear.
Realist Option: It doesn't matter. The chance of getting someone else capable of extreme survival is minuscule, and whoever gets the bear may very well be the lucky one.
Power-of-Friendship Option: Team People and Team Bear set aside their differences and form a new civilization. Ursine suffrage grants bears voting rights.
BASED Option: Pick someone using eenie-meenie-meiny-moe, then kill yourself so that it's not your problem anymore.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What season is it? Is it a hangry bear that just woke up from hibernation or is it reasonably full? What species is it? Is it a male or female bear? If female, does it have one or more cubs present? Are there other bears within the forest? If so, are they also paired with random people? What is the elevation of the forest? How much annual rainfall does the forest receive? What other animals are present in the forest? When being transported to the forest, will I be able to keep whatever is in my pockets? How about the other people? Are there any rivers, streams, creeks, lakes, or ponds in the forest? What is the average pH of the soil in the forest?

Autumn.
Half full, mildly hungry.
Brown bear.
Male.
Not applicable.
Yes.
No.
~600 m.
800 mm (average).
Wolves, small mammals, small reptiles/birds, etc.
Yes, but you don't have anything in your pockets, they were emptied.
Same for them.
There are, but you don't know where.
4.8 pH.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Autumn.
Half full, mildly hungry.
Brown bear.
Male.
Not applicable.
Yes.
No.
~600 m.
800 mm (average).
Wolves, small mammals, small reptiles/birds, etc.
Yes, but you don't have anything in your pockets, they were emptied.
Same for them.
There are, but you don't know where.
4.8 pH.

Understood. In that case, I choose the man. Thank you and have a nice day.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Thank you and have a nice day.

You too!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[isalaide]

Is this a cunning ruse to lure out the kiwi zoosadists, last week's bait threads having reaped a rich harvest of paedophiles?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

The answer is to go for the hat trick, have sex with the man, the woman, and the bear. Then I can live out my dreams of larping baldur's gate 3.

 

[SIMIΔN]

There ain't no way I'm trusting a woman with a bear.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I didn't read all that shit but I'd say the woman because I could fuck her (I'd threaten to throw her to the bear if she said no)

People who don't spend time in the wilderness underestimate how dangerous it is. Look up that stats on people lost in the woods and where they're found. You ever work or volunteer for wilderness rescue? You'll find people few hundred yards from the trail they were hiking disheveled and scared. They find bodies the same way. A few hundred yards, a mile. It's often quite close.

Experienced outdoorsman die when they overestimate their own ability in areas they know. Mother Nature is a cruel bitch and she does not abide the inexperienced or supremely arrogant. You're talking about being put in the middle of the forest miles away from anything without supplies. You're fucked. You pick a direction and walk until you die. If you know some topology you can make educated guesses as to the best direction to go. Maybe you can walk to the top of a hill and hope it's open at the top.

You're talking about a forest on Earth. Tropical jungles and boreal forests make up a large percentage of that. You aren't talking about small clusters of trees citycucks call the woods.


Lol how did I imply I was going to force them to have sex? IT'S RAPE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STRESSED! I mentioned banging because you're scenario is stupid and it's impossible to take seriously.

Would you basically just want to descend until you reach a river (inevitable given how rivers work) and then cling to it until you reach civilization (given that historically people settle rivers)?

 

[A27 Cromwell]

I'd kill and eat the woman. I would marry the bear in a Orthodox Christian ceremony so our union will be blessed by God. We'd make our way to Greece and led a humble, god-fearing life as fish monger and fish wife on the Mediterranean coast. Live out our days there in quiet harmony the locals would fondly remember for generations to follow..

 

[Homocull]

Question for men: you are in a forest...​

Check the mailbox
Go up
Go up

So you are about to be deployed

Not if I frag my CO first

you have to choose if you want to do so alongside a man, or a woman.

Bros before hoes

Whoever you choose, means that the counterpart will also be deployed, but alongisde a brown bear

Not my problem

you don't know anything about the mental/physical state of the man/woman/bear.

We get it, the man is a serial killer, the woman is fat, and the bear is bloodthirsty + heat-seeking

Someone make a CYOA thread instead. Shit would be fire.