Questions for Phil that don't "put him and his family in danger"

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When was the last time someone that any normal person would classify as a friend actually contacted you and asked if you want to hang out or go to a concert, party, festival, or holiday gathering?
Follow up when was the last time you had an interaction with another person that wasn't Mrs. Ed or catson that wasn't based on either customer support over the phone, a delivery or just general customer service?
 
1. Will you ever play anyone in person on a SF2 cabinet? Doesn't have to be public, you could just meet up at someone's house.

2. Why do you always chew your nails when a black character is on screen?

3. When your parents die will you host a series of "Cleaning out the house" streams?
 
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1- Do you think THYDP ruined your life ?
2- What exactly where you jerking off to during that incident ?
3- What is the key to being a successful e-beggar like yourself ?
4- What is your IQ ?
5- Are you and Wings secretly related ?
 
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i want craig to ask phil about the benefits of being a channel member on dsp gaming. yes its a softball but i think anyone with 2 braincells would quickly understand that a chat crown that hes been using since his twitch days, emotes from the same era, the ability to ignore slow mode in an already slow chat and the ability to vote on games for his marathon events are really not worth the price of admission, especially when he tries to qualify it by saying that theres tons of benefits and that he can't possibly do more for members. it'll be funnier if craig points out other streamers have members only streams, videos, gaming sessions, etc... doubt this'll happen but it'll be interesting if it does.
 
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Shit, it's really difficult. As it has been said anything that puts him in a remotely negative light is just gonna have Phil smashing that Alt F4. Well, clicking on the X at any rate, probably too much of a boomer for shortcuts. It's gonna be a nothingburger, just softballs at best, at worst not even softballs but a literal infomercial for both his and Craig's struggling channels. What I'd ask that he might answer...

-"Is there really no more efficient way to keep the house clean than hoarding 2 months worth of used kitty litter?"

-"Are we still keeping up with the weekly shower and trucker showers in the interim or has our hygiene gone up since marriage?"

-"Ever been stalked in real life?" -Wait for the yes- "Got any proof?"

-"How come your gameplay has shifted more towards CHILL streams while your best numbers are, by far, still on games
that frustrate you?"

-"Do you frequently use guides for games? Why do you claim to go "Cold Turkey" into them?"

-"Do you feel you "Argue semantics" a lot?"

-"Any plans to grow the channel? Your newest term for the dentheads is "Curated fanbase". Do you plan on expanding and reaching as much of this "Curated fanbase" as possible to ease financial pressure on the few men holding up the fort, or are you cool with the ones you got?"

-"Following up on that, who's the greatest concern of yours to please on stream? You recently talked about how it's impossible to please yourself and the fans all the time, who takes priority in that equation? Do you feel that you owe your curated fanbase your best, earnest attempt to be succesful or nah, as long as you got walksims and whales you're golden?"

-"Do you realistically see a light at the end of the tunnel? How much help is enough help for a man that can't or won't help himself?"

-"Do you feel that you've shifted succesfully away from challenging videogames, which you have been trying to do for a while, and into a succesful drama/react streamer?"

-"What do you think about Wings and Boogie getting to duke it out in the ring for a grand prize, win or lose? Feel you could take on the world? After all, few men alive can compare to Iron Mike, certainly fewer in the youtube/e-celeb category Keemstar pulls from, and you've gone on record saying you could take him. Keemstar obviously had the same plans for you. Was it worth it to call him a gnome and tell him to suck it, or do you regret the lost revenue?"

-"What does your wife think of you turning down massive opportunities for financial gain?"

-"You've often said that what you love most about Katherine is her looks. You'll stay with her when her looks fade, right? Maybe if she puts on a little bit of weight?"

-"Do you ever think about where the money your fincucks are giving you could be going instead? Jaxx Raxxor must be going to his callcenter job on a manual scooter by now."

-"How do you feel about talking to real women? Where does this sudden aversion to videogame women come from? Remember hubba hubba and amamamamam with Eva in MGS3? Was that just your "Schtick"?"


Personally I'd butter him up before bringing out the big guns. Just rapidfire questions about the bankruptcy like you would throw at a corrupt politician, knowing full well they're going to gaslight you and run away anyway. Look, Phil's not coming back to the show, you might as well just fucking burn that bridge and look good doing it in the last few minutes. Even now answering a question about the bank leaks looks sketchy as fuck, plus he himself said he's answering any and all questions, while also saying nothing that puts him or his beautiful fatwife and catson in danger. Also, worded differently, but yeah. If he's as much of a blameless victim as he claims, he should really be able to answer those, no problem. But we all know he'll duck it. I'll take it that Craig will ask him where did the cum go again, or if he was jerking it to something specific to his "Just something on brazzers, dude." answer. Honestly, we all know Phil would never agree to an interview that could be even remotely good, so it's just gonna be a dumbass circlejerk.

I don't know if I'll recap it or if I'll just read a recap, but I'm more likely than not gonna skip it.
 
Hard to believe regulars in here don't already know how DSP would answer those questions, you probably do. Most can be answered by a prestream speech, so the important details need to be addressed with a counter argument or a little of back and forth. Should take several steps to cut all red herrings.

JPG has the right idea, it's not only about the question itself, but how is presented (in his face with evidence, contradicting what he has said, or what you prompted him to say seconds before, during the interview).

Like for example, I think these would be his responses if without a follow-up (doesn't matter if you think they're valid or not, it's what you'll get):
Do you think your use of homophobic slurs "fags and homos" had anything to do with your de-partnering on Twitch?
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(Denial; speech about how he never used slurs in recent years. The back in the day Howard Stern style is from many years ago, if they didn't ban him up until when they did, why would they ban/departner him after so many years. Sort of like, he has been clean for so long, why now?)
Why did you threaten to slap an 11YO on VR Chat and then continuously deny it whenever it was brought up? Wouldn't it have been responsible to check the recording to confirm what you said?
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(Denial with maybe fake apology on how he should not have done that; when he said the "bitch of a kid" that he'd slap IRL he just changed VR rooms, so it's not like he went in their face and threaten them. "I don't need to see the footage, I know what I said but idiots blow it out of proportion".)
Why do you shit on other content creators so much? don't you think this will turn their fans who might also be your fans against you?
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("You know me guys, I'm honest about my opinions so if I want to criticise someone I'm gonna do it, I don't care if that makes their fans against me or whatever?" type of answer.)
Assuming you are telling the truth about the trolls ruining your "business", why is it ok to punish your fans for this by putting the financial responsibility over your life squarely on them?
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(You said you know what DSP is answering. The typical I need funds to keep my business, and how positive fans that enjoy my content want to allow me to keep doing what I'm doing, contributions are not mandatory.)
Are you aware that a lot of your fans have been confirmed to be handicap and/or have mental issues and does this change how you feel about asking them for money?
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(Same thing. "People contribute because they like my streams? You know, we get trolls here or there, but positive fans love my content".)
Would you be willing to state that you dont want anyone to ever give you money out of pity or because they feel bad for you?
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(Same. "I already do that! Tip if you like my streams".)
Do you think that viewers who make minimum wage or rent/live with their parents or dont own a car should give money to youtubers who make six figures per year?
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("I mean, I think it's stupid but they're in their right to do it? Oh- if you're talking about me you're a dummy because all go to BILLS and TAXES, tsh-h-h"; possible ad-nauseam rant about taxes.)
You said you've been watching other streamers recently, have you ever felt like tipping or superchating any of them?
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("No, not personally? But again, if you want to do it, go for it".)
Given how important you state your community is to you and all the benefits that a YT membership brings, why have you never gifted anyone a membership?
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("Fans contribute to help him. Now, if he starts gifting memberships: "That doesn't make any sense! (laugh) I'm trying to raise money to pay for my bills and taxes, every dollar goes towards that! (laughs again)")
Will you ever play anyone in person on a SF2 cabinet? Doesn't have to be public, you could just meet up at someone's house.
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(Doesn't have time, he's streaming all week; he only gets one day off with his wife. Also, "I'm not even a competitive player anymore".)
i want craig to ask phil about the benefits of being a channel member on dsp gaming
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(Crudely, you pay to help him in order to continue to stream. You like his content, then you give him money so that he keeps on streaming and delivering the fun, positive content that you enjoy. If he doesn't get enough, then he might not be able to do so.)

I'm not continuing but that's the idea, it's all useless.
The interviewer's criteria, resources and sharpness are as important as the question itself when you're dealing with non yes-or-no issues.
 
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Why do you expect to be paid every week via tips instead of waiting patiently to be paid every month like the average hardworking wage earner?
 
Considering that one time he didn't understand a hypothetical about Jasper being human, as well as this shit:
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DSP Reacts to James Bond!

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"How would you have felt if you had skipped your dinner yesterday?" Either that or "Could you describe what the diet of DarksydePhil looks like? What's your food pyramid?" While showing him what that is because he doesn't know anything. Maybe before he leaves "Have you considered taking the Mensa IQ test? It'd be content people would show up for, maybe give it a look?"
 
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Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Phil Burnell raped and murdered a girl behind an Arby's in 1990?
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Because I am here to put an end, some of you have been spreading a rumor that PHIL BURNELL RAPED AND KILLED A WOMAN BEHIND AN ARBYS IN 1990. Well it's not true that Phil RAPED AND KILLED A WOMAN, So I suggest we stop derailing this thread with the accusation the PHIL BURNELL RAPED AND KILLED A WOMAN.
 
We shoud aks him what his endgame is. Does he have plans to retire in the near future? What his plan is if he is unable to play games due to health complications? What he thinks his legacy will be and how people will remember him?
 
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Can he confirm that he is 50% Polish and only 25% Italian descent, or will he insist he is still mostly Italian descent?
 
If I was Craig, I'd open up with a disclaimer.
"Phil, I just want to remind you something. Regardless of how this interview goes, please keep in mind that we're gonna take your answers at face value. If you lie to us about anything, remember that there are people watching who are willing to debunk any false statements you make and provide evidence of it. We're willing to listen to your side of things, but we also can't tolerate being fooled. That being said, I expect complete honesty from you. If you lie to us and we find out, we're gonna call you out for it on this same show. I hope that much is clear".

And a question:
"Phil, how come there's several clip channels that highlight your worst moments on a daily basis but none that highlight the best? Even if we can agree that your haters are passionate, don't you think there's indeed a lot of negative clips to the point there's almost a new one every day you stream?"
 
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