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OldGuy said:
Who's the better father? Ronnie or Ethan?
I think Ronnie might have him beat
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Ronnie spawning a potato in Evan and only managing to create one other child who's able to multiply probably makes him the winner.
The fact that the other child is Ralph is unfortunate though.
Hell, maybe he does take the L anyway for that 🤔
 
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Do we know where Ronnie Ralph was on the evening of May 5th, 1993?
 
I think Ralph will make progress in losing weight this year, only to gain it right back if something stressful happens, he can only put up that front for so long. Denial is a river that eventually ends.
 
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Do you ever wonder what life is like to the person known as "some guy"? Imagine the awkwardness of being him.
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I'm curious, what's the lore about Dispatch/Xander? I've tried looking into it myself, but he doesn't have his own thread and navigating Gunt content prior to the creation of the subforum is a pain in the ass.
All I know about him is his stream with Ralph on Cog's channel where Ralph had his famous "Or we can just holler over each other all fucking day" when he accused Ralph of doxing, and that he ran/built bitwave.tv.
He seems like a pretty big deal since Faith allegedly named her son after him in order to spite Ralph, and I think PPP called him Ralph's greatest A-log but besides the aformentioned screaming match with Ralph, what else did he do?
 
I'm currently trying to adopt a pair of male guinea pigs and I'm going to name one Ralph so when they start wheeking in excitement, I can say "OH, HE'S A FIXIN' TO HOLLER". Also guinea pigs eat shit occasionally just like Ralph. However, unlike Ralph, many people like guinea pigs and they aren't getting made fun of by women on a podcast.
 
Well, Xander will probably never meet Ethan, so he's already going to be a better father to him than Ronnie, and he's probably going to die before the gets a change to truly scar Rozzy beyond the daily hollerin in a different room, so also a better father than Ronnie.
 
Would Ralph eat Andy Dick's ass butter ?
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Fools Idol said:
Why doesn't Ralph have an tattoos?
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He does, it's just his gunt covers them now. He has a thigh tattoo of his mother banging on a door begging to go to hospital; and on the other side there is this pig with headphones on.

No one will ever see it now.

He also used to have a tattoo tear under one eye that he covered with makeup, but this got taken out by his Portuguese Facelift.
 
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