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Did the fat fold on the thumb evolve to increase the surface area and/or trap detritus for enhanced whiffing or was it just a lucky turn for the corpulent coprophile?
 
Is ralph jealous of nick? because nick called him short and fat and now nick owns him in a very literal sense?
I have never heard him say anything back to nick for all that and the recent shit nick was talking about ralph and his children, what a bitch.
 
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Does @theralph deserve these trophies?
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Like most whiskies, Maker's Mark is just very successful branding. If you don't know shit about whisky, but have too much idiotic pride to just buy the cheapest bottle of whisky and work your way up until you find something that actually suits your tastes, that thick wax seal is like a magnet.

Packaging is 50% of what I look for when buying a new bottle of whisky. I can forgive a sub-par whisky if the bottle is dope enough to fill with black sand and convert into a book stopper for my bookshelf. I personally dislike the thick red wax on the maker's mark bottle and the look gets completely ruined once you open the bottle, but I can see how those who don't know shit about whisky could get suckered into thinking it was worth it.
 
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CatgirlTyranid said:
Like most whiskies, Maker's Mark is just very successful branding. If you don't know shit about whisky, but have too much idiotic pride to just buy the cheapest bottle of whisky and work your way up until you find something that actually suits your tastes, that thick wax seal is like a magnet.

Packaging is 50% of what I look for when buying a new bottle of whisky. I can forgive a sub-par whisky if the bottle is dope enough to fill with black sand and convert into a book stopper for my bookshelf. I personally dislike the thick red wax on the maker's mark bottle and the look gets completely ruined once you open the bottle, but I can see how those who don't know shit about whisky could get suckered into thinking it was worth it.
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Yeah, it's definitely the presentation. The Gunt's the type of fat wigger to get duped by that sort of marketing. It plays into his delusion that he has expensive tastes.
 
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Adding to what the catgirl genetic abomination said, it is also a sweet whisky, and Ralph is a huge FTM bitch, as such he has to pick something "manly" like whisky while still making sure it appeals to his tiny bitch sensibilities by being a sweet drink.

He would be drinking franzia if he had a taste for wine instead.
 
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I never factored in taste to alcohol, you can buy a bartender's manual for like 5$, or just not be a pussy bitch.
I'm off that shit though so.
 
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He is only 5'1'', which means he realistically can only reach liquor that are mid-way on a booze rack. Makers Mark is the best he's got.
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When I drank, I literally would calculate highest alcohol content in relation to price when I bought. Basic bartending skills go a long way, but Ralph is too stupid for that.
 
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ChromaQuack said:
Adding to what the catgirl genetic abomination said, it is also a sweet whisky, and Ralph is a huge FTM bitch, as such he has to pick something "manly" like whisky while still making sure it appeals to his tiny bitch sensibilities by being a sweet drink.

He would be drinking franzia if he had a taste for wine instead.
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Part that that sweet finish reminds me of a buttered biscuit. He might be doing gravy chasers with it off camera.
 
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