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MirnaMinkoff said:
Do you think he could get ahold of or afford a bottle? If you have a good connection you can get it at a decent price come Sept. but otherwise your going to be paying close to $1k. Pappy’s neat is smooth af, I’m sure Ralph would pour coke and ice into it.
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Ralph has probably never even heard of Pappy, he comes from the bottom of the socioeconomic totem poll. It is smooth af though, it puts Johnny Blue to shame. I hope Ralph gets to try it one day but you're right, he'll probably mix it with pepsi nitro or something. Fucking pleb.
 
Kung Pow Cream said:
I'm currently trying to adopt a pair of male guinea pigs and I'm going to name one Ralph so when they start wheeking in excitement, I can say "OH, HE'S A FIXIN' TO HOLLER". Also guinea pigs eat shit occasionally just like Ralph. However, unlike Ralph, many people like guinea pigs and they aren't getting made fun of by women on a podcast.
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Update on the guinea pigs. I have gotten them and I have named one Ralph. Ralph is much braver than his namesake and also hollers just like him.
 
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Haram Exercise said:
If he managed to quit all drugs he would be in a much better place. I do not expect this to happen. Yes long term heavy drug use turns people into retards.
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As a medfag I think Gunt has some degree of ARND or FAS, which explains his super violent temprement and sexual deviancy and criminal behaviors. Gunt will never quit Booze if he has it because his mother damned him from the start. FAS and low functioning autism have almost the same symptoms and are often misdiagnosed.

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He stumbled on a hidden epidemic of brain damage. The culprit? Alcohol

Psychiatrists have identified a hidden epidemic of brain damage, fetal alcohol spectrum disorder; many patients are misdiagnosed as mentally ill.
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We all know that Ralph had a lot in common with Chris, but there is one thing in particular that sticks out to me. He findz a quote or line from popular culture and runs it into the ground.

I've noticed Chris do this with animated shows or other media he consumes. Ralph clearly does it with music, but I'm curious what other media he consumes. It's clear he doesn't have any original thoughts. He doesn't have friends or a social life. What does he actually do and listen to/ watch when he isn't seething on this board?

If we knew it might give a better idea as to why he does and says some things. He is like a child or a woman. I'm curious where he picked up "chuckle fuck."
 
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ZheZuoShan said:
We all know that Ralph had a lot in common with Chris, but there is one thing in particular that sticks out to me. He findz a quote or line from popular culture and runs it into the ground.

I've noticed Chris do this with animated shows or other media he consumes. Ralph clearly does it with music, but I'm curious what other media he consumes. It's clear he doesn't have any original thoughts. He doesn't have friends or a social life. What does he actually do and listen to/ watch when he isn't seething on this board?

If we knew it might give a better idea as to why he does and says some things. He is like a child or a woman. I'm curious where he picked up "chuckle fuck."
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Wrasslin' and The Sopranos, that's about it.
 
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What's the shirt Ethan Ralph got from his mom when he got out of prison? It's in a Sunrise Productions, but the logo is clipped out.

Knowing Sandra, it's probably something hideously ugly and tacky, something she picked up from a gas station as a welcome home gift to her retard disappointment of a son.
 
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Chiridion said:
What's the shirt Ethan Ralph got from his mom when he got out of prison? It's in a Sunrise Productions, but the logo is clipped out.

Knowing Sandra, it's probably something hideously ugly and tacky, something she picked up from a gas station as a welcome home gift to her retard disappointment of a son.
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Accurate
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Finally, the thread I was looking for. I've gone so far from just laughing at Gunts stupidity and life to actually feeling bad for him. Yeah, Gunts and irredeemable pile of shit that deserves everything that's happened to him, and usually has it coming, but man, the dude has just generated so much content that I just feel bad now. I just feel like I'm watching cartman get his ass beat over and over and all his friends are laughing at him.

 
Are there any videos of Ralph getting prank called out there? I know other cows like Chris have prank call videos, so was wondering if the best in the sektur has any. Not advocating btw.
 
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Are there any videos of Ralph getting prank called out there? I know other cows like Chris have prank call videos, so was wondering if the best in the sektur has any. Not advocating btw.
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I don't know if it counts as a prank call, but there was a guy who called in a few weeks ago and asked Ralph how it felt to thumb a teenager's asshole or something like that, and Ralph did his "I don't know who/what you're talking about" schtick. If you skim through Sunrise Productions' videos, you can probably find it.
 
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