Questions or thoughts that don't deserve their own thread

[Ragepig]

I thumbed my ex girlfriend once.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Almost most of the "Ralph vs" threads

 

[Father Elijah]

Was Kat, Moonface, a left winger? Ralph proudly voted for Obama twice. I don't know if my timeline is fucked up or not. But could Ralph's involvement in Gaymur Gate and his political swing from left to right also be out of spite?

 

[Drunkensailor]

tim dillon is the bizarro ralphamale

 

[GuntN7]

timestamp 5:29
What cartoonists talk to Ethan Ralph ?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

What cartoonists talk to Ethan Ralph ?

He's probably talking about stonetoss.

 

[GuntN7]

He's probably talking about stonetoss.

yet stonetoss made Ralph fat in his NFT and hid a 5'1 reference

 

[Cocklaunch]

not sure if there's a thread for the Killstream fans but this guy posted this while ralph was taking 3 hours to show up. Thought it was pretty hilarious.

 

[Gaymead]

Would you fuck Mr. Ralph if he had to go to prison afterwards?​

It's a tough choice. But keep in mind that by just fucking him once, you would guarantee that he will never holler about the farms ever again.

shamelessly stolen from here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/would...-if-he-had-to-go-to-prison-afterwards.119647/

 

[Drive-By Comment]

My guess is, that OF will be only platform to take Ralph in 2023. My bet is some sort of camera swallowing, belly jiggling vore tranny content for autists.

That is what one will be after being under horse's influence long enough and only way he can make money.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Whatever happened with Warski and Jay Dyer? I remember after JF left, he became co-host for Warski... and then wasn't. How did they split?

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Imagine the momlife comics horse could make. I think I start working on some on her behalf.

 

[interalia]

Can't believe it's been a year since the ionic Chris arrest photo. Yet in this time, Ralph in his quest for attention has become a bigger cow than I ever thought possible. I'd have never predicted stuff like Portugal or the bowling event. Truly, a monkey's paw curled.

 

[Big Fat Retard]

Can't believe it's been a year since the ionic Chris arrest photo. Yet in this time, Ralph in his quest for attention has become a bigger cow than I ever thought possible. I'd have never predicted stuff like Portugal or the bowling event. Truly, a monkey's paw curled.

Gunt is on his quest for a Childfree Internet Daddy

 

[Daily Affirmation]

What was the rap name that junior high school Ethan gave himself when he imagined life as a big time wigger rapper like Haystak?

 

[3-2-1836]

Good news for Ralph, the EU has once again delayed their new Visa system another year that would force Ralph to submit to criminal background checks before being allowed to enter the EU.

That means he has a full year left for a third Portugal trip!

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/etias-europe-visa-waiver-update/index.html

 

[Xarpho]

I saw a “gunt” this weekend (long story), shaped similarly to Ethan’s though not quite as prominent. It’s a strange phenomenon, like a calcified fat belly that doesn’t hang down like a traditional fatty would. Is it caused by excessive drug and alcohol use, or is it genetic?

 

[msd]

Realistically

How does one become this fat

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Did Ronnie molest Ralph?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Realistically

How does one become this fat

I can't remember which thread it was, but someone said that Ralph's gunt isn't just due to excessive eating. It's due to a combination of recurring alcohol and pill abuse that will permanently leave him with a deformed lower section that not even lipo or surgery could fix.