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[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

The gang talks about Antifa

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A content producer mentions something political out of nowhere and you can no longer enjoy their content, that seems familiar for some reason...
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Uh-oh, someone's sharing their fascist opinion!
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Quinton steps in to give his thoughts.
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What are your thoughts on this Antifa discourse?

FaSCIStS BeWaRe !!!!
WE'RE TOTS GONNA BEAT YOU YOU UP SO BAD DUDE!

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

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[Narrator] Sadly, Quinton’s public copes failed to make up for his obvious depression and lack of enthusiasm in his more recent videos

 

[Moth Lee Ruse]

The serious channel was having a discussion on whether to vote for Trump or Biden today.

I wonder how these people will act in this situation? If you vote for Trump you're a fascist, if you vote for Biden you're a rape apologist, and if you don't vote, then "you have chosen the side of the oppressor", as so many of them love to say.

I find it interesting that in the hypothetical scenario of a dictator being put into power who strips away rights, this person's biggest worry is getting their estrogen taken away.

There's a lot I didn't screenshot, mainly because it's boring political talk, but the conclusion seems to be that voting for Biden might be a good thing because it could get people to accept socialism more.

 

[Chilson]

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[Narrator] Sadly, Quinton’s public copes failed to make up for his obvious depression and lack of enthusiasm in his more recent videos

-Views are cratering
-Stagnating subscriber count
-Ever escalating drama cycles
-Constant whining about "depression"
-Constant whining about people not watching his new garbage
-Ignored by even D-list breadtubers while he desperately tries to get their attention

Yeah sure Quinton. Your content is totes the best you have ever produced and you clearly should be super proud of it.

 

[Farmer Dave]

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Let me save 35 minutes of your life.
> I hope you like funny zoom-ins/zoom-outs, weird pitch changes and Q's unique declamation that in this video seems to be a mixture between Chris Ray Gun with Super Eyepatch Wolf and a lot of flamboyancy.
INSTEAD of starting every phrase with a shout and ending it with a whisper.
Is LIKE every Other WORD is SHOUTED to make EMPHASIS.
> If you want to watch Quinton dunking solely on Ancient Aliens that starts at 11:42. Despite being called The Decline of History Channel three quarters of the video are just around Ancient Aliens, a piece of media so meme-filled that most people gave up on debunking it years ago.
> At 17:48 he dunks on Game Theory.
> This timestamp is the only one you need, you could easily just watch from here. 23:16, "doesnt that imply that aliens dont like white people?"-23:42, Quinton graciously decides to include screencaps of the tweets from j aubrey that told him to fuck off. Keep going from here it gets fun. Jump to 25:58 for more Whypipo hijinks. 26:36 includes Q's southern accent.

This analogy is pretty fucking idiotic because with the same reasoning I can say that aliens didn't like SubSaharian Africa or Asia Minor. There are inexplicaple monuments in Europe such as Silbury Hill in England that while not being as significant as egyptian pyramids is nearly as big as the lesser ones.
EDIT: I just noticed that I neglected to mention a little thing. Most of the great structures that still fascinate us from the past were made way back when Europe was just being inhabited (2500BC), around the same time period the Olmec civilization was starting to kick off in Mexico but beaten by the Chico of Peru by two millenia. Two thousand years later the Greeks became a deal and we happen to know how they did what they did because the Romans knew.

> 27:40 starts a legitimate rant on AA for stealing stuff from the archeological site of Pumapunku, yet is so bombastic is hard to see it as anything but entertainment and he ends it with a American Treasure joke. He continues until returning to form in 32:00.

He plans on making more of this. Is not terrible but he really wants to land how much he hates AA and his fellow whiteys are so dumb and imposing. In other news, there was a really interesting struggle to make the thumbnail on Discord and Quinton's latest content seems like is going in the right direction to stop bleeding subs.



> mfw

Also this quote from the great @Quintex96 from the H3H3 thread sums up our favorite flamboyant neckbeard quite well.

The Shifty Heeb Way:

Frantically begging for collabs with more sucessful people
Backstabbing their friends when they outlive their usefulness
Becoming Reddit's FOTM Sweetheart
Shift gears into making easier less effort content
Ride the gravy train into the sunset

 

[Neurotic Loser]

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"Perfectionism is a facet of white supremacy"
Who knew that having high standards is racist. It is almost like they are saying certain races are inferior to others due to them not being able to perform at a high level. Also individualism is racist as well guiz.
You know I wonder what will happen in 10 years time if people like this were incharge. I bet the workplace would be hell because everyone would be snitching on each other and lazy people would dump their work on the hardworkers because "they're trying their best guys".
Quinton's fans are as exceptional as he is.

 

[Jack Awful]

Let me save 35 minutes of your life.
> I hope you like funny zoom-ins/zoom-outs, weird pitch changes and Q's unique declamation that in this video seems to be a mixture between Chris Ray Gun with Super Eyepatch Wolf and a lot of flamboyancy.
INSTEAD of starting every phrase with a shout and ending it with a whisper.
Is LIKE every Other WORD is SHOUTED to make EMPHASIS.
> If you want to watch Quinton dunking solely on Ancient Aliens that starts at 11:42. Despite being called The Decline of History Channel three quarters of the video are just around Ancient Aliens, a piece of media so meme-filled that most people gave up on debunking it years ago.
> At 17:48 he dunks on Game Theory.
> This timestamp is the only one you need, you could easily just watch from here. 23:16, "doesnt that imply that aliens dont like white people?"-23:42, Quinton graciously decides to include screencaps of the tweets from j aubrey that told him to fuck off. Keep going from here it gets fun. Jump to 25:58 for more Whypipo hijinks. 26:36 includes Q's southern accent.

This analogy is pretty fucking idiotic because with the same reasoning I can say that aliens didn't like SubSaharian Africa or Asia Minor. There are inexplicaple monuments in Europe such as Silbury Hill in England that while not being as significant as egyptian pyramids is nearly as big as the lesser ones.
EDIT: I just noticed that I neglected to mention a little thing. Most of the great structures that still fascinate us from the past were made way back when Europe was just being inhabited (2500BC), around the same time period the Olmec civilization was starting to kick off in Mexico but beaten by the Chico of Peru by two millenia. Two thousand years later the Greeks became a deal and we happen to know how they did what they did because the Romans knew.

> 27:40 starts a legitimate rant on AA for stealing stuff from the archeological site of Pumapunku, yet is so bombastic is hard to see it as anything but entertainment and he ends it with a American Treasure joke. He continues until returning to form in 32:00.

He plans on making more of this. Is not terrible but he really wants to land how much he hates AA and his fellow whiteys are so dumb and imposing. In other news, there was a really interesting struggle to make the thumbnail on Discord and Quinton's latest content seems like is going in the right direction to stop bleeding subs.

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Also this quote from the great @Quintex96 from the H3H3 thread sums up our favorite flamboyant neckbeard quite well.

Lol of course they're all members of the lispy queer rich socialist that tried to burn YouTube to the ground because he was made fun of by a closeted Canadian's Discord.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Nigger's looking more and more like an A Wyatt Mann sketch every day.

 

[inexplicable ethos]

nigga's looking more and more like an A Wyatt Mann sketch every day.

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Maybe it's just the ugly badly-fitted glasses creating a large apparent negative space between his eyes and the nose, but his interocular distance is looking almost Brittany Venti tier here. He needs contacts or frameless/wireframe glasses.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Maybe it's just the ugly badly-fitted glasses creating a large apparent negative space between his eyes and the nose, but his interocular distance is looking almost Brittany Venti tier here. He needs contacts or frameless/wireframe glasses.

He does have that negative space on his face that is mostly occupied (at least it was) by a notorius unibrow, doesn't help that he has eyes that are small in comparison with the rest of his face so add the huge beak nose and the bitch lips. He started to get smug the moment he stopped wearing glasses and lost some pounds.

Say what you want about his neckbeard and "nerdy so quirky" glasses but trust me, you don't want to see him without those traits. He is aware he doesn't look good any other way. Back in his vacation off YouTube (The Garfield Tour we are supposed to be getting a video on) he admitted he shaved to keep himself from wanting to show his face and keep getting himself in drama.

 

[Tokoeka]

Today, however, the history channel is seen either as a total oddity, or as a punchline so far declined from it's initial, healthy goal that you would think it was a metaphor for my diet.. during the quarantine.

...Or, you know, your YouTube channel.

Also, I'm afraid that despite your enthusiasm you will still be picked last when we make teams for the race war. Just like back in high school.

 

[Dread First]

Note to self: anyone who's ever made any type of commentary/rant on popular works is most likely a sped. If they aren't overtly a sped, they'll sooner or later reveal themselves for the whole world to see.

Looks like ashens is the only safe haven from the degenerates.

 

[linchan]

Dude looked like one of the ugly villagers that showed up on my island today

nigga's looking more and more like an A Wyatt Mann sketch every day.

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[gasolineman]

Let me save 35 minutes of your life.
> I hope you like funny zoom-ins/zoom-outs, weird pitch changes and Q's unique declamation that in this video seems to be a mixture between Chris Ray Gun with Super Eyepatch Wolf and a lot of flamboyancy.
INSTEAD of starting every phrase with a shout and ending it with a whisper.
Is LIKE every Other WORD is SHOUTED to make EMPHASIS.
> If you want to watch Quinton dunking solely on Ancient Aliens that starts at 11:42. Despite being called The Decline of History Channel three quarters of the video are just around Ancient Aliens, a piece of media so meme-filled that most people gave up on debunking it years ago.
> At 17:48 he dunks on Game Theory.
> This timestamp is the only one you need, you could easily just watch from here. 23:16, "doesnt that imply that aliens dont like white people?"-23:42, Quinton graciously decides to include screencaps of the tweets from j aubrey that told him to fuck off. Keep going from here it gets fun. Jump to 25:58 for more Whypipo hijinks. 26:36 includes Q's southern accent.

This analogy is pretty fucking idiotic because with the same reasoning I can say that aliens didn't like SubSaharian Africa or Asia Minor. There are inexplicaple monuments in Europe such as Silbury Hill in England that while not being as significant as egyptian pyramids is nearly as big as the lesser ones.
EDIT: I just noticed that I neglected to mention a little thing. Most of the great structures that still fascinate us from the past were made way back when Europe was just being inhabited (2500BC), around the same time period the Olmec civilization was starting to kick off in Mexico but beaten by the Chico of Peru by two millenia. Two thousand years later the Greeks became a deal and we happen to know how they did what they did because the Romans knew.

> 27:40 starts a legitimate rant on AA for stealing stuff from the archeological site of Pumapunku, yet is so bombastic is hard to see it as anything but entertainment and he ends it with a American Treasure joke. He continues until returning to form in 32:00.

He plans on making more of this. Is not terrible but he really wants to land how much he hates AA and his fellow whiteys are so dumb and imposing. In other news, there was a really interesting struggle to make the thumbnail on Discord and Quinton's latest content seems like is going in the right direction to stop bleeding subs.

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> mfw
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Also this quote from the great @Quintex96 from the H3H3 thread sums up our favorite flamboyant neckbeard quite well.

I know I'm late, you can hit me with the emoji or whatnot, but you forgot to mention the part that when Aztecs got help from aliens, it's because white people want to push the narrative that they couldn't have accomplished feats of great technology on their own, but when Bosnians got help from aliens, it's because white people want to push the narrative that they're descendants of a superior culture. Does he even edit his scripts?
I swear, this guy is self-hatred incarnate. He is well on the way to becoming the milkiest of lolcows.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I know I'm late, you can hit me with the emoji or whatnot, but you forgot to mention the part that when Aztecs got help from aliens, it's because white people want to push the narrative that they couldn't have accomplished feats of great technology on their own, but when Bosnians got help from aliens, it's because white people want to push the narrative that they're descendants of a superior culture. Does he even edit his scripts?
I swear, this guy is self-hatred incarnate. He is well on the way to becoming the milkiest of lolcows.

True that I should have included that. For anyone curious is right after Pumapunku.
And he does present his scripts in Discord but most people don't even bother to read it which leads to people to just tell him how good it is. In the rare ocassion he gets feedback he brushes it off unless he agrees and he rarely gets it right.

Besides, has anybody noticed the similarities between Q and Ronnie from WHOMP! Comics. They are both overweight insecure neckbeards that are tard wrangled, difference is Ronnie is a fictional character and is likable.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Besides, has anybody noticed the similarities between Q and Ronnie from WHOMP! Comics. They are both overweight insecure neckbeards that are tard wrangled, difference is Ronnie is a fictional character and is likable.

So we just need Quinton to get smacked around by a Motivation Dude once in a while and he'll cut this shit out.

 

[Moth Lee Ruse]

Besides, has anybody noticed the similarities between Q and Ronnie from WHOMP! Comics. They are both overweight insecure neckbeards that are tard wrangled, difference is Ronnie is a fictional character and is likable.

Ronnie actually does look like his cartoon counterpart, but he's self-aware and knows how to make money/content from making fun of his looks and cynical views on the world.
Also his comics are really funny.

 

[Jormungand]

Ronnie actually does look like his cartoon counterpart, but he's self-aware and knows how to make money/content from making fun of his looks and cynical views on the world.
Also his comics are really funny.

So basically Ronnie is a better version of Quinton.

 

[SpergPatrol]

So basically Ronnie is a better version of Quinton.

To be fair that a very low bar to jump over that only requires you to actually care about the content you make and not abandon your friends for likes on twitter

So basically most normal people