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[Criterion Rat]

Many claims have been made that Quinton (much like his former idol Doug Walker) intended to make the jump to the mainstream movie-making industry by using his channel as a means to showcase his abilities, including some relatively recent comments that seem to point to him seeing himself as a filmmaker or at least a legit film critic.
Does anyone think he still thinks he can make it, even if he just pulls a Neil Breen?

I could see him having a full on mental breakdown à la Spoony's Kickstarter disaster if he ever attempted to make a legitimate feature length movie. He's already managed to completely overwhelm himself over a fucking iCarly analysis video. That being said, I absolutely think that in his mind he sees himself as someone with the talent to pull it off.

Quinton is a hypersensitive dope. He should be in some menial button pushing job where he can spend his weekend's archiving Garfield comics and watching old children's media or wherever. He doesn't have the stamina to be leading large-scale creative projects. But his inflated YouTuber ego is keeping him from realizing that.

 

[The Grimace]

I guess everybody needs a gimmick but honestly Quinton reeks of identity crisis.
How can you attack capitalism while indulging in it yourself or looking at "neolibral" properties unironically

If you told him that he'd prob just post that comic about how HATING SOCIETY DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULDNT PARTICIPATE IN IT, as if consooming garfield merchandise is a thing normal people do

 

[protomartyr]

A couple of Q related questions plagued my mind during a very busy weekend and I wanted to share them because, on my humble opinion, they are far more interesting/fun than sperging about Q's politics.

1. For those of you that remember, Quinton made a script for a Fallen Titans on Leafy around the same time he returned to YouTube and consistently failed to capitalise on it. One of the funniest quotes of the whole script is Q calling Leafy "a class traitor". Quinton, being a lazy sack of gluten, cannot finish anything that doesn't involve the absolute minimum amount of effort unless he is obligated to, so he never explained why he believed this.
Which made me wonder, wouldn't people like Matt Watson (#YouTubeWakeUp guy) and Carlos Maza be actual class traitors considering they both were instrumental in being used by the establishment to further fuck independent producers for their own egos?
The fact that both were breatube adjacent only further cements the point.

2. Many claims have been made that Quinton (much like his former idol Doug Walker) intended to make the jump to the mainstream movie-making industry by using his channel as a means to showcase his abilities, including some relatively recent comments that seem to point to him seeing himself as a filmmaker or at least a legit film critic.
Does anyone think he still thinks he can make it, even if he just pulls a Neil Breen?
I have already posted several times that I think Q just doesn't has the talents and seems to also lack the contacts to make anything outside local small productions, not to mention he seems to have a very CA approach to only want to direct/protagonice. An attitude like that is not likely to carry you very far on the independent cycle, much less to mainstream Hollywood productions even by sheer force of nepotism. Not to mention he now treats his channel as his full MO.

3. Quinton has admitted he meant to start streaming this year and the only reason he is not doing it right now is because of the Z-Ellis DMs. As of now he has only displayed interest in two franchises: Jak and Daxter and Raid: Shadow Legends, with Garfield Kart as an "ironic" pick. He currently has a Twitch profile with nothing notable and at least a couple of attempts at speedrunning.
Considering Quinton's fare on podcast appearances and streams, just how awful could the end result of him streaming be?
He is a void of charisma, he constantly fails to respect the "no silence, no breaks" rules by being boring, displays neither a special interest in gaming or "debating", laughs at his own jokes and is far to sensible to bare a hypothetical troll raid.

1. You're right about Carlos and Matt being actual class traitors, insofar as YouTubers can be considered a "class". I'd love to speculate about the rationale behind sticking that label on Leafy but it's so weird and out of nowhere that I genuinely couldn't speculate. It just makes no sense.

2. I think @Criterion Rat is on the money with the Spoony comparison. Quinton just doesn't have the mental fortitude to pull off a project of any real scale, even something like To Boldly Flee would completely overwhelm him. I can already see him in the foetal position breathing into a paper bag because he fucked up some logistical thing and an actress said something moderately unkind to him.

3. If Quinton gets into streaming Raid Shadow Legends we'd be plumbing new depths in terms of livestream quality. Can you even imagine someone with so little personality trying to freestyle content out of a freemium mobile game? It'd probably end up being mind-numbingly dull rather than so bad it's good, sadly.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

As of now he has only displayed interest in two franchises: Jak and Daxter and Raid: Shadow Legends, with Garfield Kart as an "ironic" pick. He currently has a Twitch profile with nothing notable and at least a couple of attempts at speedrunning.

Spoiler: Minor nitpick towards Q

He’d choose Garfield Kart over Crash Team Racing? Such wasted potential that he didn’t choose that for content.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Would be pretty hilarious if his stupid iCarly video is a fucking flop.

 

[Quintex96]

I think I found the reason why his Icarly series is going to be so long...

https://icarly.fandom.com/wiki/Seddie

 

[DogZero]

3. Quinton has admitted he meant to start streaming this year and the only reason he is not doing it right now is because of the Z-Ellis DMs. As of now he has only displayed interest in two franchises: Jak and Daxter and Raid: Shadow Legends, with Garfield Kart as an "ironic" pick. He currently has a Twitch profile with nothing notable and at least a couple of attempts at speedrunning.
Considering Quinton's fare on podcast appearances and streams, just how awful could the end result of him streaming be?
He is a void of charisma, he constantly fails to respect the "no silence, no breaks" rules by being boring, displays neither a special interest in gaming or "debating", laughs at his own jokes and is far to sensible to bare a hypothetical troll raid.

I could see quinton streaming breathing new life into his cowdom. It might be largely boring with lots of silences or whatever, but seeing him respond real time to certain questions that he would feel obligated to answer might result in some hilariously unfortunate sound bites. Most of the funny stuff coming out of him rn is on twitter and discord, I can only imagine the dumb stuff he would say in a live format.

I am reminded of his SOTY appearance where within literally the same sentence he said ben shapiro should be dehumanized because he holds a position Quinton determines to no longer be worthy of political debate and then saying he himself shouldn't be made fun of cus he is "just a guy". Its like when beige talked about how quinton just really isn't smart or knowledgeable enough to talk about a lot of political or cultural things he does, and thats giving him a scripted format, when he is live it would be even funnier.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

I think I found the reason why his Icarly series is going to be so long...

https://icarly.fandom.com/wiki/Seddie

Oh yeah, that too was another topic that’s been covered to death by so many other channels. One of the most popular videos talking about it was from one of Nickelodeon’s official YouTube channels:

I didn’t include it in my predictions as I’m not entirely sure what he’d do with it. I could see him glossing over the subject just to comment on the rabid fanbase obsessed over the fictional relationship, or he may actually attempt to do some kind of deep dive into the topic.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Slightly offtopic, but why is it that these middle class retards think that socialism will do anything but hurt them? Is it because most of them can afford to go to college and get brainwashed? Or is it because they think they'll get gibs for nothing?

It really is a headscratcher when artists and especially youtubers support communism/socialism. I don't think they realize they won't get to live their cushy life if socialism is instated.

They don't realize that the way communism achieves equality isn't by lifting people up, it's by dragging people down.

They are literally retarded. These people would be the first in line to burn witches back in the day. Try not to think logically about them because it's not worth it.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Oh yeah, that too was another topic that’s been covered to death by so many other channels. One of the most popular videos talking about it was from one of Nickelodeon’s official YouTube channels:

I didn’t include it in my predictions as I’m not entirely sure what he’d do with it. I could see him glossing over the subject just to comment on the rabid fanbase obsessed over the fictional relationship, or he may actually attempt to do some kind of deep dive into the topic.

I think Q is just going to moralfag about it. Talk about how Freddie is abused or some other shit because he already has made points of how the fangirl was autistic and that boyfriend Carly had for one episode had the whole conflict about him being centred on having an unmanly pastime of collecting plushies.
I would be looking forward to Q getting at least a secondary character's actor perspective like how Salty got T-Bo (portrayed by BooG!e) for his speedrunning video. That said, I think Q is trying to one-up Salty with this by making more videos while capitalising on a proven niche.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I really hope Q decides to stream. Unedited content from him will be a Lulcow treasure cove. If he were smart he would just ignore certain types of comments like Little Henry does, but we all know Q's mouth is faster than his brain.
My predictions of how he will act to negative comments if he streams:

1. He will feel like the comment misrepresents the situation and his attempts to explain things just make it into a bigger mess

2. His biggest enablers are made mods. When he sees any negative or bad faith comments, his mods either delete and ban or Q reminds them to do their "job" on air [which will be equally funny]. If he ever gets called out for confusing this and being told criticism is different than hate, I can see him throwing his mods under the bus.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I was chatting with my father about where Miranda Cosgrove ended up and looked into the other two actors playing Sam and Freddie. Nathan Kress is an evangelical Christian with a growing family who has spent time volunteering to build homes in places like Lithuania. Is Coomrade Quinton one of those lefties who despises religion?

Also learned that both Cosgrove and McCurdy suffered from eating disorders, seemingly while iCarly was ongoing. There's actually something of an interesting story in why both of their careers peaked under Dan Schneider, concomitant with the lowest points in their mental health. Instead of going for the tired foot fetish thing, this is a much more worthwhile and sensitive topic to address that would take Q into their careers before and after Schneider, how they dealt with stardom, how happiness and fulfillment in a career relates to unreasonable demands of Hollywood, etc. But we all know Quentin will just go for the lowest hanging fruit and fail at manipulating the youtube algorithm.

What can you say? Q-tards gonna be Q-tards.

 

[Schwarzhaar]

I was chatting with my father about where Miranda Cosgrove ended up and looked into the other two actors playing Sam and Freddie. Nathan Kress is an evangelical Christian with a growing family who has spent time volunteering to build homes in places like Lithuania. Is Coomrade Quinton one of those lefties who despises religion?

Also learned that both Cosgrove and McCurdy suffered from eating disorders, seemingly while iCarly was ongoing. There's actually something of an interesting story in why both of their careers peaked under Dan Schneider, concomitant with the lowest points in their mental health. Instead of going for the tired foot fetish thing, this is a much more worthwhile and sensitive topic to address that would take Q into their careers before and after Schneider, how they dealt with stardom, how happiness and fulfillment in a career relates to unreasonable demands of Hollywood, etc. But we all know Quentin will just go for the lowest hanging fruit and fail at manipulating the youtube algorithm.

What can you say? Q-tards gonna be Q-tards.

Out of all three, Kress seems to have the most normal life nowadays. Q did make a slight jab at evangelicalism in his Frosty Returns video, so I get the idea that a "Where are they now?" segment would lampoon Kress, questioning his motives for volunteer work, saying something about how sexism caused him to be the only one of the three without eating disorders, or something along those lines.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Quinton does his taxes and so should you. Quinton shares his spending habits, don't do that shit.

http://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1364025260476145665

 

[Retrodogkiller]

I was chatting with my father about where Miranda Cosgrove ended up and looked into the other two actors playing Sam and Freddie. Nathan Kress is an evangelical Christian with a growing family who has spent time volunteering to build homes in places like Lithuania. Is Coomrade Quinton one of those lefties who despises religion?

Also learned that both Cosgrove and McCurdy suffered from eating disorders, seemingly while iCarly was ongoing. There's actually something of an interesting story in why both of their careers peaked under Dan Schneider, concomitant with the lowest points in their mental health. Instead of going for the tired foot fetish thing, this is a much more worthwhile and sensitive topic to address that would take Q into their careers before and after Schneider, how they dealt with stardom, how happiness and fulfillment in a career relates to unreasonable demands of Hollywood, etc. But we all know Quentin will just go for the lowest hanging fruit and fail at manipulating the youtube algorithm.

What can you say? Q-tards gonna be Q-tards.

There's a lot of shit to unpack with the background going ons with icarly that you could do some interesting but depressing shit with. But I don't quentin think will care enough to watch jeanette's podcast or reach out to her or Miranda to gather information on what it was like to work with Dan Schneider. He probably doesn't even know that Jeanette was selling used underwear and clothes to pay the bills. But hey he just wants to consoom and make money through nostalgiabait.

 

[Kanuckski]

Quinton does his taxes and so should you. Quinton shares his spending habits, don't do that shit.
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http://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1364025260476145665

Genuinely curious where he goes when several thousands of dollars in travel costs leave his pocket. Though I'm also very curious what "several thousand" translates to in this context. Did he just throw that out as a quirk of speech? Or because he wants to hide some insane spending numbers?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Genuinely curious where he goes when several thousands of dollars in travel costs leave his pocket. Though I'm also very curious "several thousand" translates to in this context. Did he just thrown that out as a quirk of speech? Or because he wants to hide some insane spending numbers?

Quinton makes it a habit to go to vidcon every year he can, so that is probably a decent chunk of cash there. He also wasted six months traveling around learning about fucking Garfield history.

 

[Water-T]

Genuinely curious where he goes when several thousands of dollars in travel costs leave his pocket. Though I'm also very curious "several thousand" translates to in this context. Did he just thrown that out as a quirk of speech? Or because he wants to hide some insane spending numbers?

Jeanette was selling used underwear and clothes to pay the bills.

 

[José Mourinho]

It is possible to stream Rayman: Shady Legames while still being entertaining.

Now for Quinton on the other hand.......

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Genuinely curious where he goes when several thousands of dollars in travel costs leave his pocket. Though I'm also very curious "several thousand" translates to in this context. Did he just thrown that out as a quirk of speech? Or because he wants to hide some insane spending numbers?

Meant to do this for a long time and this question gave all the more reasons to try to find the hard facts about it. Get ready for me to be going full accountant.
Things Q burnt money on during his vacation (January-Febraury 2020). Follow the links to see the evidence.
Disclaimer: VidCon is in July, so it doesn't factor in this.

Jan 14, 2020: The Garfield pilgrimage that occupied several pages and was capped off with My Garfield Vacation.
Jan 21-Feb 1, 2020: Quinton goes on a 12 day vacation in Disneyland because he had an annual free pass ($399-1399) that was going to be useless right after. Bare in mind he somehow had some insider friends and was planning on moving to Cali.
* Disneyland Pass assuming he acquired in 2019, as the prices rose significantly in 2020 and also assuming he went with the basic pass.
Jan 27, 2020: Quinton fools around with boomer youtubers in California as part of the Make-A-Wish foundation.
*Additional not disclosed expenses on plane tickets and hotels.
Feb 18, 2020: Quinton receives a Garfield head from China.
Feb 20, 2020: Quinton starts to collect animation cells (still unconfirmed price)
Feb 25, 2020: Quinton becomes a GarfieldEats fanvestor with $100 in what pretty much amounted to coupons to a restaurant that he never got the chance to visit and currently doesn't even exist.
Quinton receives a Mr. Peanut mug he had ordered from Ebay (price currently under investigation)
Quinton starts to purchase Jimmy Carter memorabilia (undisclosed and highly speculated total)
Feb 26, 2020: Quinton buys a $30 Sonic The Hedgehog toy from Target because it had the scrapped design.

The following videos are stuff I had been looking for. The first is Jan 26, 2020 and the second is Jan 27, 2020. Q uses the same shirt he was wearing while encountering Erik and gives his own account of the Disneyland vacation.